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Cobalt Manticore
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« on: January 14, 2012, 02:26:09 AM »

Something Else for a bit of forum fun:
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Cobalt Manticore is a Collosal Ape that has a Terrible Roar and a mean Left Hook, carries a Flamethrower, is Wreathed with Flames, and dislikes Modern Architecture. (Strength: 11 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 3) http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Cobalt+Manticore Unleash your Giant Battle Monster.
"Take on meee, take me onnn..." {deep intake of air} "-eeeee!!!"

Actually I'm not too nonpartial to modern architecture.

Round 1!
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2012, 03:50:57 AM »

Elmo the large and scary is a Giant Dragon that spits Jets of Water, carries a Samurai Sword, and is Easily Confused. (Strength: 9 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 5)

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Elmo+the+large+and+scary
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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2012, 04:00:34 AM »

why do you uk'ers have all the fun internet games!?

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fluffheadzilla is a Giant Robot that Glows in the Dark, has an Extra Head and a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, and is Worshipped as a God.
strength: 7 agility: 5 intelligence: 9
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fluffhead: a york fellow who is helping operate the derby training facility. are you dtf?
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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2012, 05:40:07 AM »

I have you know I had no idea what I am doing but here goes.

Fierce Kitchen Witch is a Giant Moth that has Four Sets of Teeth, projects a Purple Forcefield, and swats Aeroplanes like Flies.

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Cobalt Manticore is a Collosal Ape that has a Terrible Roar and a mean Left Hook, carries a Flamethrower, is Wreathed with Flames, and dislikes Modern Architecture.

Fierce Kitchen Witch wins!

HAHA..but I know you could squish me like a bug.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Fierce+Kitchen+Witch&def=Cobalt+Manticore&a=I
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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2012, 10:36:18 AM »

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cold seether is a Giant Lizard that was brought back from a Distant Volcanic Island, shoots Laser Beams, has Black-and-White Stripes, is in League with Dark Forces, and can Change Shape.

Eh, round is a shape, so I guess that is all accurate.
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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2012, 12:47:37 PM »

Well, yes, okayyy, But! How would have Witch Hazel fared? Grin Hwah hwah hwah, Grrroooaarrhh... against my Ape-ocalypse, lol.
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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2012, 05:48:00 PM »

Raffles is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that eats Nuclear Waste, has a Terrible Roar, and is Very Slow and in League with Dark Forces.

A tie. But I claim it as a victory since Elmo is a Giant Dragon and monster Raffles is, essentially, an under-pruned begonia.
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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2012, 06:13:02 PM »

Well, yes, okayyy, But! How would have Witch Hazel fared? Grin Hwah hwah hwah, Grrroooaarrhh... against my Ape-ocalypse, lol.

*snicker* I have the smarts and the moves so I would always win with those. I win again but you have the strength so would always squash me flat.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Fierce+Kitchen+Witch&def=Cobalt+Manticore&a=A

 Can we up all those numbers? How does this work?
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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2012, 11:19:15 PM »

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Strength: 14
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 6
Zeek is a Giant Lizard that eats Nuclear Waste, has Four Sets of Teeth, Screeches when Angry, is Poisonous, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.

looks like i've got you beat at every turn manticore.

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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2012, 11:25:17 PM »

Round 2, Robots?
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Cobalt Manticore is a Robot that makes Toast, has Three Metal Wheels, and runs on Methane. (Force: 5 Handling: 6 Weaponry: 0) http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot?def=Cobalt+Manticore Build your Battle Robot.
Lmao, I'm a farting mobile toaster! Expect easy wins here too, folks.
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2012, 12:27:54 AM »

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fluffhead is a Robot that is fitted with Metal Tusks and a Giant Axe, has an Onboard iPod, crawls on Twenty Tiny Legs, and runs on Solar Power.
force: 6 handling: 5 weaponry: 2
but you beat me via handling, manticore! musta been those tiny legs. for having metal tusks and a giant axe, my weaponry is pretty sad.
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2012, 01:34:39 AM »

It's All in the Handling, lol. Wink
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2012, 10:03:14 AM »

RoboRaffles wrecks feeble Fluffhead

RoboRaffles is a Large Robot that is fitted with a Flip-Arm, Hops Around on Single Leg, and runs on Kitchen Scraps.
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2012, 01:15:34 PM »

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Force: 6
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 5

Zeek is a Robot that is fitted with a Chainsaw and Rotating Blades, has Travelled Back from the Future, has Twin Tank-Tracks and Exposed Wiring, and runs on a Car Battery.

you've got me on handling manticore, so that puts at 5-1
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2012, 04:36:35 PM »

I'd Have to have Some advantage lol, burnt toast only works on delicate palates.
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