The Reign of Joe, King of Wiksik, Emperor of Everything Not Nailed Down

[Raffles]

Psst, so are you. But t'weren't me that did the deed.

It occurs to me that if Chief Joe were willing to give renumeration we might be inclined to forgive his trespass and return to our cordial relationship.

[Cobalt Manticore]

We Had a cordial relationship? I'd Love to see an outright Animus then.

[Maj. Arcana]

It occurs to me that if Chief Joe were willing to give renumeration we might be inclined to forgive his trespass and return to our cordial relationship.

That seems fair.

As King of Wiksik, Emperor of Everything Not Nailed Down, I hereby transfer ownership of the Wiksik Spirit Hut to Raffles, King of Rafftam and Its Territories, to do with as he pleases.

Haven't forgotten you, my Indian broheem. As etc etc, I hereby transfer ownership of Wiksik Medical Hut to Cobalt Manticore, Warlord of Raktam, to do with as it pleases.

Both bequests are conditional upon your sworn agreement to join my warparty to raid Derby. Raffles as a White Man King you can send an Indian rep in your place.

If anyone objects to your claiming the huts or saying I'm not the rightful king or whatever, feel free to kill them.

[Anthor]

You have no dominion over the Spirit Hut. In fact, you force my hand...

[Cobalt Manticore]

It's not my dominion either, Lord Anthor,

You have no dominion over the Spirit Hut. In fact, you force my hand...

and so, in this regards, I step aside for Anthor's Wiksik. May a Much more Amenable solution be reached.

I have no Interest in Wiksik's Rulership or in any of it's structures. I cannot be tempted into helping foment your manipulated conflict between Raktam and Wiksik. I am not one of your puppets.

Whereas, if a certain "King" of "Raffsik" wants to make a go of it, alone without my aid, it should be interesting to watch.

[Raffles]

The King would very much like your aid in all matters concerning Rafftam. However, the King finds your price of continually splattering the walls with his royal blood rather a steep.

The King is considering the Wiksik/Derby situation.

[Billfred]

Hexoatl supports Chief Joe's decision. Hail King Raffles of the Wiksik Spirit Hut!

ooc, I think this could be sorted by just moving the Spirit Hut to outside Wiksik?

[Maj. Arcana]

I'll throw in half of Wiksik's population to become your personal manservants. Just to sweeten the deal...but only the treasonous half.

You have no dominion over the Spirit Hut. In fact, you force my hand...

I have absolute right over everything and everyone in Wiksik.

I think you'd make a fine butler to the King of Rafftam.

ooc, I think this could be sorted by just moving the Spirit Hut to outside Wiksik?

Sounds simple enough. I can see it happening around the same time Wiksik holds an election.

[Maj. Arcana]

Klean Up Wiksik - Why We'll Win Anyway

So Anthor the white man stooge has put hunters on his old clan even though most of us have already moved on from Wiksik to bigger and better things (killing white men). OK. Oh and did I mention that they're basically mercenaries. Ain't that a twist?

Some people have said to me, Joe how are we going to fight Derby AND anthor's goonies at the same time? maybe we should just call off the raid. which is of course exactly what that old Indian giver wants. I wouldn't be surprised if he's getting double the gold in kickbacks what he's giving away to mercs. Yeah a man could learn a lot about the corruption of power from him. I'm kinda envious actually.

I tell you what though, it doesn't matter, nope it doesn't. We're still going to march into Derby soon enough and have ourselves a real good day, maybe a real good week even, if it turns out white men can fight. And not only are we going to attack those sons of you know whats, we're going to beat them too. That's not just a lot of huff either. The reason we're going to beat them is we got something nobody else has got:



Bravery is what we got. One day after Anthor bangs his gong far and wide, and KOW's membership is still increasing. Indian Braves don't care if they got a target on their backs because they always got a target on their backs thanks to white men and their Indiaman cronies. The Indian's a fightin' man, he's always been brave, but not to toot my own horn screw it that's exactly what I'm doing now he's actually got a kingdom worth fighting for. A kingdom built on casual brutality and senseless drinking. Of bullying the white man until he packs his bags and clears out of our backyard. The KINGDOM OF WIKSIK that's what!

So send your boys to earn the white man's gold. I think you'll find more Indians like what I'm offering them.

[Katie Calhoun]

I'm curious why are you so mad and want to attack Derby. It seems you are mad Wiksik didn't want you as King and you have a beef with the NG so how did Derby get into all this?

[Maj. Arcana]

Derby's a white man village teeming with folks that don't belong on Indian land. It's high time they got scalped and sent on their way.

If you want another reason, forget it. Good reasons are for chumps.

[oldmeatwadjm]

The King of insanity and confusion sends warning to Chief Joe, stop making sense or face the judge of the King Wise Dice. 

-The Wise Dice

[Cold Seether]

Make sure to keep that dagger... lockjaw is the only thing in this world that could possibly shut Anthor up.

[Killian]

Not sure why I joined the forthcoming purge, but moo.