The Reign of Joe, King of Wiksik, Emperor of Everything Not Nailed Down

[Maj. Arcana]

New KOW Clan page

All right, as certain white men would say, it's time to start fulfilling my contractual obligations.

For those who don't know, Anthor has abdicated the throne of Wiksik, after losing it in a dice match with Chief Joe. Anthor has since ascended to the realm of the Great Spirits. His fate is unknown, but awhile ago Joe had a mystical bleary-eyed vision of the former king playing chess with Etherdrifter for all eternity. From Joe's brief, mango wine-fuelled hallucination, it can be surmised that Anthor's not very good at that game either.

Well. What now for Wiksik?

Joe may seem a bit inebriated inexperienced to some, but he's not called 'Chief' for nothing. Before he came to Shartak, Joe was the head chief of his local Indian reserve, where he ruled over a community nearly 50 times the size of Wiksik's current population (at last count, 10). Besides, Joe won't be running things by himself, he'll (hopefully) have the Council of Wiksik serving some kind of support role. Hell, he'll even take their guff without cutting their heads off! It's a brand new day for the Kingdom of Wiksik!


Time to put on the warpaint and hunt the White Man once more.

[Milkchew]

Blessing is given by Eyes of a Hawk.  

To long have we stood by and let the white man take out land, our people, our souls. The time for peace is close to an end, the end will signify a begining of a new era, which has been long coming. All shall fall.

 - Eyes of a Hawk

[Cobalt Manticore]

This could get interesting.

[Billfred]

Hexoatl loves the idea of a king. Except Hexoatl wants to be Hexoatl's own king!

"King" Joe can go the same place as the false spirit botherer Etherdrifter!

[Billfred]

I would like to report a most heinous crime committed by an Outsider!
One who has been allowed to live in Wiksik under the protection of the Necromancer's Guild.

(2012-01-14 21:26) Twist attacks you with a knife for 2 damage.
(2012-01-14 21:26) Twist attacks you with a shovel for 2 damage. You die.

[Maj. Arcana]

Sorry you got killed, Indian-Who-Doesn't-Respect-My-Rule. Not my problem though. Wiksik will never have a police force as long as we are King. The White Man needs policing on their own land, indian braves don't.

Change is slow. We think it's something in the peace pipes.

Otfried says “I will not join KOW but I am a member of the council, so it's my job to make sure you won't aid the deaths of innocent people of Wiksik.” (2012-01-16 00:30)
Otfried says “If you're killing innocent outsiders that will force them to do the same. Any unjust death has unnessicary consquences.” (2012-01-16 00:33)
You hear Otfried whisper “Do yourself a favor and never refer to yourself as my "king".” (2012-01-16 00:34)
Otfried pats Joe on the shoulder. (2012-01-16 00:36)
Otfried says “I'll grab us some beers.” (2012-01-16 00:36)
Otfried says “Well that's a probelm we need to change.” (2012-01-16 00:39)
Otfried says “No alcohol in the trading post? That's insanity.” (2012-01-16 00:39)
Otfried says “I suppose I'll go after Bahl” (2012-01-16 00:41)
You hear Mr. Clean whisper “hello” with a slight accent. (2012-01-16 00:58)
Mr. Clean raises his cutlass and smashes the blade deep into the bleeding face of Chief ScumJoe (2012-01-16 01:01)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. You die. (2012-01-16 01:01)

Sucks cause otfried and me were bromeisters many moons ago. We think power has gone to his head. If he's not careful, it'll be the first thing to go.

[Witch Hazel]

I wouldn't put all your beers in one basket. Besides, just because you have taken over the KOW certainly didn't make you King. I actually laughed out loud the first time I heard you call yourself 'King'. I bet you would bask in the glory of being called 'The Mad King Chief of Wiksik' which is a scary thought.

I almost forgot about you saying you're Emperor of Everything Not Nailed Down.. I laughed at that too but you do get kudos for that one.

[Vermillion]

Who is this "we" you speak of Joe? And if you think I'd let power fog my mind you're sadly mistaken my friend.

[Billfred]

Not my problem though. Wiksik will never have a police force as long as we are King

He lets the white man oppress us! He may as well have struck me down himself!

[Iceman]

White? I'm pink-and-purple through-and-through, me.

[Maj. Arcana]

Who is this "we" you speak of Joe? And if you think I'd let power fog my mind you're sadly mistaken my friend King.

Don't you know all kings talk in plural to include their kinglyness? btw you need to remember your place in the hierarchy, my loyal subject.

[Raffles]

I don't. I talk in the first person, because, in the words of a famous princess, "I am not a committee".

[Billfred]

Raffles! Save us!

[Anthor]

Raffles is a princess? 

[Cobalt Manticore]

Hmmm,

Raffles is a princess? 

"Ruffles" would be a better name for a Princess, with her Soldier consort "Rifles", and the family dog "Roffles", and a black and white striped "Reffles" to officiate any conflicts, and so on.

And by the way, I speak for Raktam in saying... we are Quite nailed down.