A Lovecraft Christmas

[Katie Calhoun]

A Lovecraft Christmas

Twas the night before Yuletide and all through the hole
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Dhole
Aldebaren hung at the right place at nine
In the hopes that Great Cthulhu would come out this time

The Fungi from Yuggoth, all snug in their caves
Were plotting to turn all the people to slaves
The Deep Ones in Rlyeh, the Ghouls in their graves
Were dancing and singing and acting depraved

When what do my wondering eyes should appear
But a mouldering sleigh and eight corpselike reindeer
With a horrible driver so leprous and reeking
I knew right away that my fear was unspeaking

The reindeer were gross, as they flew up from hell
And It hoarsely whispered and chanted a spell
Ia Shub Niggurath! Cthulhu ftagn!
Nyarlathotep! I summon you on!

As decomposed flesh before the charnel stench rise
And meet with the open air polluting the skies
Up to the housetop the horror it rose
And the gangrenous odors assailed my nose

And then in a slopping noise heard on the roof
The lumbering clomping of octopoid hoofs
As I drew in my head and was turning around
The horror lurched into my room with a bound

Its eyes how they pulsate
So bulbous and gory
This blasphemous creature
So noxious and hoary

I was frozen by fear, my feet woudn't run
I threw up my cookies, this wasn't much fun
It whispered my name and said ``You come with I''
I tried to refuse and it said ``Then you die.''

It came at my throat with its grim claws extended
But a miracle saved its victim intended
I had three Elder Signs in a slot in the floor
It screamed with a fiendish sound and went out the door

It sprang to its sleigh, and its team gave a surge
And away they all flew to the sound of a dirge
I heard it exclaim as it flew out of sight
``You're lucky this time, for the stars weren't right.''

[andrewbuff]

i stole this from dorkly.com

[Witch Hazel]

(Witch Hazel goes and looks for her old green Playdough)

[Killian]

// Merry
function Countdown() {
   this.regional = [];
   this.regional[''] = {
      labels: ['Years', 'Months', 'Weeks', 'Days', 'Hours', 'Minutes', 'Seconds'],
      labels1: ['Year', 'Month', 'Week', 'Day', 'Hour', 'Minute', 'Second'],
      compactLabels: ['y', 'm', 'w', 'd'],
      timeSeparator: ':',
      isRTL: false
   };
        ̷̕t̷͢h̵i̕s̡̧.͟͡_̨d͡e̸̢͜f̶́̀a̷͜u͠l͘͝ts =͏ ̶̸̧{
               ́͠ ͘͘͟u̷n̵̢͠ţ͢il͡͞: ͘n̶u͠l͟l̸,̛͏ ͟
               ̡̧̕ ҉s̷̛i̕n̨̧c͝e͏:̵́ n̴̕u̴̕l̶l҉̨,̨͘
               ̧ ̡͡t̢͡i҉m͟͡e̷͢z̛o̷͡n̴̕e͡: ̡͟͞n͝ù́͜l̷̡ĺ͠,̶
               ̨̀͞ f̷̧͘o̧̧r̛͜m̴a̡̕͟t̶͡: ̴̴'̛͡dH̨͞M̨͏S͢'͢,̧̛
              ̡ ́͟͞ ̨̀l͘̕a͘͟y̛o҉̡u̵̶t͟҉: ͏'͏̴̕'̢͞͝,̶̸ ҉̕
                ̨̉ͩ̒ͪ͡ ̢̓͌̑̂̿͒̅̚͞c͗ͦo̷̢͛ͧͭ͑ͯm̓̔ͧͦ̔͑p̷͒ͣͭ̋ͤa̅ͨͧ͗̈́͐c͌͐̅͊̚҉t̴̎ͭ:̾̍̌̔̿̕ ͧ͆͘f̸͌̄̅́̚͟ą̷̉̿̏͡l̶̿ͭ̓͂͑̀̃̍̿sͩ̌̋́ͦ͂ͫͭe̍̃ͪ̋ͫ͢,ͭ͗͒͐̐̿̿̚
               ̇ͣ̈͒͐ ͊̇̔͗́͒̍͠͏ ̸̵̢̒̈͋̆͋̋͂̋d̸͐e̔̀ş́̍ͯ͠c̸͂̈́ͣr̶̴̆ͫ̉̐̍ͤi̎̌͂p̑͟t̵̋̑̊͂ͩ̚͡i͊͐̍̍̂̿̋ô̓̎ͬͥͭͯ͒͏̵n̊͛̽̊̾̒̿̿͏̸́:ͤͮ̅ ̢̈ͮͤͪ̇͠'ͩͪͨ̊̃́͜͡'̂͐̐̽͛̾͏͡,̸̢͆̏̒
              ̢̇́̾̃͟ ͥ̃ͦ̇ͭ̌͘̕͟ ̄̒̍͂ͧ̃͆͢e͑̔̿̾̄͊̓xͨ̐͟p̢̆̊̑͗̄͝i͗̐͌r͑̉͜y̑͌ͥ̏͐̒̆͆Û̓͠r̨̧̂͌ĺ̀̑͆͒̐ͭͣ͡:̇̋̿͑̐̏̏̓ ̨ͧ͗͛ͣ̽͂̈͜'̴̢̆͂̋ͤͪ̿̌ͪ͠'̧ͯ̉̄ͯ̽́͝,̵͌ͮ̂
              ͯ̂͠ ̨̋̾͌̑ͦ̄̐ͥ͝ ̅̎ͤ͊͘è̷ͭ͊́͜͝x̷̀̈̊̀͑ͣ́p̎ͩ͋iͭ͌ͫ̽̐ͬr̾̔̒͊̏̅͡y̅͑͟͝Tͣ́e̴ͨͬͩͤ̆x̢̢͒ͫ͡t͂ͧ̽́͏҉:́͂͂ͧͪ͛ ͑̾̉ͬ̋͒'̅͟'̵̍̑̏͆͢͢,͑̂̽ͭͭͭ̚
           ̵̭̙͍̘̞̝̰̲̯͉͓͕̲͉̣ͥ̿̋ͩ̿̚͠ͅ ͈̗̞̭̅̍̏̅ͣ̄͊̾ͪ̊ͣͤ͑̐ͯ̈̇͘͢ͅ ̨̢̖̘̖̞̪͎̯͇̞̥̘̬̳͉̮͚̲̗̓ͨͥ̉̈́̈́̆̀̽̒̍͛ͯ̍̀̀͠a̵̡͍͉̳̩͗̿̄ͧ̔̾ͥͥ͌̔̃̔̾̆ͧ͊͊̿̕ḽ̸̮̩̩̬̬̯̰̦̫̘͓̩͎͎ͤ̇͑ͫ̌̈́ͅŵ̸̤͚̞ͫ̾̽͑͛ͫͬ̃ͯ̂ͣͥ͒̅͆͢a̧̤̦̰̼̬̒͂̆͆ͯ͋̄͘͢y̧̡̬̟̟̠̩̥ͩͣ̇ͩͭ͗͆̊̽ͣ̐̽ͭ͑̍͂̄͌̊͘sͣ̓̊̓ͨ͐̍ͣ͠͏̢̼͈̗͕͕̞͖͈͙͕̮̺̳̥͙E̡̛͙̜̰̠̯̼̫̖̻͚͇̗̠͙̻̭̐͗̈͗ͩ̊͒ͬ̌̆̄̅̾ͥͤ̽͘͢x̵͚͎̼͖͚͈̼̞͙̣̫̬͎̣̜̺̙̰̮ͣ̒ͪ̇̃̍̈́̂ͣ͐̂ͨͣ͆ͬͧ͋̍̚p̶̸̛̣͉̪̬̰̭̘̞͓̎ͯ̑͛̽̕͟i̴̶̸͆ͮ̂̓́͒̐ͮ̍͒̒̏̎͠҉̲̭̭̩͕͉̟̟͖͇̟̮r̗̲̳͓͓̟̳̹͂͒ͭ̋ͭ̇̇̀͜ͅͅḛ̡̹̥̤̹̰̲̝̪̭̲͙̰̰̳̝͔̽̉͗͋̋͒̒̐̅ͧ̀͢͠ͅ:̷̷̴̸͚̺̪̲̳ͦ̿͑̆̾ ̨̛̛ͦ͆ͭ̈́̊ͯͨ̂̿̾ͦ͛ͪ̈́̒̈́͞҉̞̞͙̼͙͍͎̤̫̯̥͕̯̟f̷̷̺̘̬̖͇̻̗̫̗̖̗̲͖̪̠͕̞̗̉ͩ̿͛ͥͮͩ͗ͣ͆̄̐̀͊̍̚͟ͅa̾̎͆ͣ͂͏̵͍̗̪͍̭͔͕̗̘̮̦̤ļ̸̬̯̮̹̫̪̗͈͖̠̙̱̹͓̎ͮ̽ͦ͜s̔̆̂ͬ̍̓ͦ͂̅̒̀͘͜҉̵̱̳̬̩̪̥̤̬͎͕̳̲͚̟̹e̒̀ͪ̓ͬͤ͊͝͝҉͍̙̬̳̖͔̯̟̦̯̙,̡͔̣̣͈̥͚͚̝̫̤̯̃̊̆ͤ͂̑ͧ̂͐ͯ̊ͮ̉̀͝͞͠
        ̷̘̜̥̘̭̬̤̦̝̊̔ͦ̓̒ͤ͋ͤͧ̐̄ͣ͊͡őͭ̑͑̓͘҉̬͙͔̦̘̙̰̝̭̹̭͍̱̙͔͈̭̕͜ņ̷̶͔̣̻̯͈̥̮̦͈̱͚̥̎͂ͪ̄͠͝ͅĘ̶̸̴̵̙̟̭̭̝̗̙̦ͩ̿ͥͣͬ̾ͥ͌̿̾̄̇x̛̉̆̋͆̆̆ͨ͏̪̲͔̤͎̲͎̮̫̱͔͇͈̮͕̘͟p̵̸̼̞͎̝̘͔̳̳̞̑ͭ͛̈́ͫ̈́́͠ͅͅi̡̫͉̫̹̟ͭ̓̐̅͘͘͜͝r̴̵͙̝̮̬ͫͩͪ̎ͭ̊́͡y̛ͤ͊̽͑҉͚̟̘̖̠̞̯͙̣̱̘͟͝ͅ:̜̳̳͔͎͕̗͓͈̣̙̰̙͉̝ͬͭ͊̓ͫ̀̓̆̆̇̍̆ͮ̔́͞͡ ̸̼̟̦̹̤̙͚̥̣͋̒̃͂ͭ̂͢͜͞n̅̆ͧ̓͋̌͂ͫ̽͌̍́̐͏̮̮̠̖̦̬̘̯͇͍̺̜͍̲͜ų̨͕̮̤̦͇̹͍̞̹̲̭̋̋̇̌̀l̩͕͕̣̝͓̬̼̦͉̭͗̊̃ͬ̐͌̾̐ͭͦͦ͐ͯ̀̀͟l̑͐ͨ͛҉̫͚̭̠̖̟̘,̤̬̻̱͔̼̦̱̦͈͈̗͎̞̰̩̞̣̯̽͑ͬ̑͆͂̑ͯ̀́̀
̴͆̓ͥ̆͑̄̀͏̞̯̺̪̗͉͎̬̗͍̹͎̜̫̹̪͖ͅ        ̌͒͂ͪͣ̎̈́ͩ́ͤ̓ͤ̋̂́͑̅҉̴̱̠̠̱̭͔̙́ ̵̷̶͎̰̘͖̳͑̐͊́͗̂ͫͦ̎̐͋ͨ͛ŏ̴̴̙͇̩͉̳͖̹͕͋͛̏͐̊̇̏̏̂̄͑̃̌͗̅͜͡ͅǹ̴̜̙̥̲̞̥̦̺̝̔̔͐̀͆̉̄̐ͬ̌̕Tͩ̉̀̀̈ͥͫͫͮ̉͛̉̒͆͑̂͜͏̵̨̼͖̜̞͉̻̟̼̮̬̲͕̺̟̳̮͍͞ͅi̛͊͑́͌̒͋͌ͫ̕͏̶̣̖͍͇ͅc̷͚͎͇̜̟̬͕̦̙͔̟̱͚̾̆ͫͥ̎̒͆̈ͬķ̸̮͙͕̰̬͉͚̦̠̟̝̻̭̲͓͍͇̋̅ͩͯ̓̏̔̉̔̂̄ͨ̒͟ͅͅ:̵̨̯͔̥͕ͥ͋̀͐͌̓͡ ̵̺͔͈͙͎͚̲͇̳̙̜̺̝̀̐̌̒͒̕͘͠n̛̒̈͊͊̒̆̚̕҉̞̻̭͍͎̰̩̻͇ͅű̴̦̻͎̞̻̿ͧͦ̓͛ͣ͆̔ͣ̎͋͒͑̈̓̀̚͠l̛̛͇̖̫̻̹̳̤̟͓̳͖̓̾ͮ͗ͭ́̑͐͌͢l͖͖̬͕̰̜̥͕̝͂̉̔̐̈́ͬ̋̇̎̈͋̒̓̚̚̚̕͠
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[Katie Calhoun]

Killy seems to have been enjoying the egg nog more then the others.

[Killian]

I'm an artist!

Happy new years to all, everyone. AND I MEAN ALLINCLUDING THE PEOPLE I HATE!!