Grotto 2011

[Neil Tathers]

That's a good idea, I'll go ask.

[Killian]

However above all you come across as a good person (Apart from the swearing)

Nice try, carebear. I know he's rated PG13, but his approach is like a bildungsroman. Coddle people and they're ruined for life. And the internet.

[Remalle]

*salute*

[Neil Tathers]

Bryan Brown says “goodbye” with a slight accent. (2011-12-14 23:19)
Cold Seether pushes past the native standing sullenly on the top of the staircase. "NEIL! Eight silverbacks, all along the beach. A few more after that and you'll get a new badge." (2011-12-15 03:45)
Cold Seether squints. "Neil! Damn it anyhow, are you dead again!? What is this, two hundred times now? Get thee to the wanderer, and be quick about it! EIGHT silverbacks!" (2011-12-15 03:46)
Cold Seether walks slowly up to the body, hesitantly. He sets down his hunting rifle... Neil's hunting rifle... and puts his hand upon Neil's shoulder. Seether shudders. Something is wrong. (2011-12-15 03:48)
Cold Seether says “Damn. Peace, eh? I reckon so, old friend, I reckon so. Finally found it, eh? ” with a slight accent. (2011-12-15 03:50)
Cold Seether slowly crosses to the opposite side of the room and slides down the wall to the floor and looks out upon the distant island. (2011-12-15 03:54)
Ezekiel Jones scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2011-12-15 05:16)
Ezekiel Jones carves something onto the wall. (2011-12-15 05:16)
Ezekiel Jones says “Another fallen friend, a debt to whom i will never now repay.” (2011-12-15 05:16)
Ezekiel Jones scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2011-12-15 05:16)
Ezekiel Jones carves something onto the wall. (2011-12-15 05:16)
Ezekiel Jones says “May you dwell within the holy mountain with Father Bear, the stone god, progenitor of man.” (2011-12-15 07:18)
Ezekiel Jones says “May you walk among the trees with Mother Jungle, goddess of life, may her final embrace welcoming you home.” (2011-12-15 07:19)
Ezekiel Jones says “And may you rise up again, to join with the greater mass of humanity upon the dawn of the third age, that we may all be enriched by your knowledge.” (2011-12-15 07:19)
Ezekiel Jones scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2011-12-15 08:04)
Ezekiel Jones carves something onto the wall. (2011-12-15 08:04)

[Maj. Arcana]

Khal Athrokhar kills the chief elf with a knife. (2011-12-16 02:32)
Khal Athrokhar kills the elf with a knife. (2011-12-16 02:32)
Khal Athrokhar kills the elf with a punch. (2011-12-16 02:33)
Wicked Rowan performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2011-12-16 03:06)
Wicked Rowan performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2011-12-16 03:06)
Darwin Saint-Luke says “Someone killed Santa? Sigh. Human beings. I suppose I shall never underestimate the depths of their wickedness.” (2011-12-16 04:00)
Darwin Saint-Luke uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-12-16 04:02)
Darwin Saint-Luke uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-12-16 04:02)
Spring Tiger says “An 800 Pound Gorilla is directly south of here a few paces. I got him down to 3hp if someone wants to give him the last blow.” (2011-12-16 05:50)
Spring Tiger says “Dunno what he was hitting me for. I don't think I'm particularly delicious. ” (2011-12-16 05:53)
fluffhead says “haha! first dtf'er to get here!” with a slight accent. (2011-12-16 06:05)
fluffhead takes his pistol off his hip, poking santa's corpse with the barrels tip. "i guess i got time to hang out." (2011-12-16 06:08)
fluffhead says "hey joe, hows it going?" as he attempts to high five chief joe, but quickly turns it into a pat on the shoulder as he realizes joe has no interest in such a gesture. (2011-12-16 06:12)
Endless says “Bless me Santa, for I have sinned” (2011-12-16 07:19)
Endless says “I have done acts of great wickedness, struck down the innocent and the guilty, killed the young and the old.” (2011-12-16 07:20)
Endless says “I have killed wise philosophers, and great warriors, and kind healers, and humble villigers.” (2011-12-16 07:21)
Endless says “And apparently, the fun just never stops.” (2011-12-16 07:21)
The chief elf kills Endless (2011-12-16 07:22)
The chief elf kills Endless (2011-12-16 07:25)
Santa kills Endless (2011-12-16 07:27)
The chief elf kills Endless (2011-12-16 07:49)
Milkchew kills the elf with a machete. (2011-12-16 09:43)
Milkchew kills the elf with a machete. (2011-12-16 09:44)
Milkchew says “Elfs are dity.” (2011-12-16 09:44)
Santa kills Milkchew (2011-12-16 13:05)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 13:12)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 13:12)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 13:12)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-16 13:12)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 13:12)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 13:13)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 13:13)
Sasaraharla performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit. (2011-12-16 13:42)
Punan Bah uses a healing herb on you and restores 10 health. (2011-12-16 17:22)
Wulla-mullung says “I don't believe you have quieted, I believe loudness.” (2011-12-16 18:28)
Wulla-mullung says “Make noise where none hear it, spirit.” (2011-12-16 18:29)
Wulla-mullung says “Maybe the trees may hear it.” (2011-12-16 18:29)
Wulla-mullung says “Or the animals.” (2011-12-16 18:29)
Wulla-mullung says “But surely not all us humans.” (2011-12-16 18:29)
Wulla-mullung performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2011-12-16 18:30)
Darwin Saint-Luke says “O.O Santa, I love you dearly... but I'm a pacifist.” with a slight accent. (2011-12-16 19:05)
Darwin Saint-Luke stares at the heavy sword in his hands. (2011-12-16 19:05)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-16 20:31)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 20:31)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-16 20:31)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 20:31)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 20:31)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 20:31)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 20:31)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-16 20:31)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-16 20:31)
areyoua swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2011-12-16 20:51)
Graagh kills Intruder with a dagger. (2011-12-16 23:20)
Biophiliac uses a healing herb on you and restores 10 health. (2011-12-16 23:32)

[Zeek]

that chief elf is quite the badass aint he?

[Dani]

Edward Theodore Gein says “Well, It just makes this all the more justified. You ain't supposed to kill Santy, pal.” with a slight accent. (2011-12-21 03:35)
Edward Theodore Gein kills Orcrist with a bludgeon of Mal. (2011-12-21 03:35)
Edward Theodore Gein carves pieces off the body of Orcrist and begins eating! (2011-12-21 03:36)
Edward Theodore Gein carves pieces off the body of Orcrist and begins eating! (2011-12-21 03:36)
Edward Theodore Gein carves pieces off the body of Orcrist and begins eating! (2011-12-21 03:36)
xDante says “How do I get things from Santa? I've been good this year” with a slight accent. (2011-12-21 04:20)
fluffhead sings "iiiiiiiiiiii want a hippopotamus for christmassss, only a hippopotamus will dooo." (2011-12-21 04:35)
fluffhead says “make it happen santa, bring those vicious beasts to the island! and give em a temper!” with a slight accent. (2011-12-21 04:37)
fluffhead sits on santas gut, slowly sinking in like a bean bag chair, "seriously bud, how cool would it be to be able to train a hippo?" he says to the corpse. (2011-12-21 04:38)
fluffhead sings "no croc-o-diles, or rye-nos-err-russeses." (2011-12-21 04:39)
fluffhead flips off santa as he stands back off onto his head. looking up from the ground, fluff says "whoops sorry fella." (2011-12-21 04:40)
fluffhead stands rubbing his head, "fall must hurt head, me not spell very good now." he grumbles. (2011-12-21 04:42)
Noahsan says “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! ” with a slight accent. (2011-12-21 06:23)
Endless stumbles in, looking like a bad fungi hangover, and mumbles something that sounds like it might rhyme if it his heart were really into it. (2011-12-21 07:50)
Endless kills Hugh Hefner with a dagger. (2011-12-21 07:55)
The parrot on Hugh Hefner's shoulder flies away. (2011-12-21 07:55)
Endless staggers back out into the jungle night, and moments later, you can hear the dull thud of a body falling to the ground a short distance away. (2011-12-21 07:57)

[Dani]

Since your last move:
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-21 20:49)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-21 20:49)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-21 20:49)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-21 20:49)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-21 20:49)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-21 20:49)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-21 20:49)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-21 20:49)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-21 20:49)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-21 20:50)
Sasaraharla performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2011-12-21 21:23)
The Munch springs into the hut, giddy and gleefuul. "ZANNA GRAZZ AZ GAMMAN AGAHN!!!: (2011-12-21 22:40)
The Munch pauses, his tummy emitting a MASSIVE GRUMBLE as he suddenly goes blank. (2011-12-21 22:42)
The Munch kills L'Gran Shargler with a cutlass. (2011-12-21 22:42)
The Munch kills fauzii with a dagger. (2011-12-21 22:43)
The Munch carves pieces off the body of L'Gran Shargler and begins eating! (2011-12-21 22:44)
The Munch carves pieces off the body of fauzii and begins eating! (2011-12-21 22:44)
The Munch carves pieces off the body of L'Gran Shargler and begins eating! (2011-12-21 22:44)
The Munch carves pieces off the body of fauzii and begins eating! (2011-12-21 22:44)
The Munch carves pieces off the body of L'Gran Shargler and begins eating! (2011-12-21 22:44)
The Munch lops the heads from the two men JUSTLIKETHAT, the way a mother hen lops off the heads of wheat in a field of gold.... (2011-12-21 22:45)
The Munch says “NAM NAM NAM!!!!!! HAZZAM NAM NAMZ!!! ” (2011-12-21 22:46)
The Munch offers a pile of steaming offal to Santa, who politely declines. Instead, the fat man hands the pathetic creature a crab. (2011-12-21 22:46)
The Munch becomes quite still. "Ah grab? Ah gan haz a grab?" (2011-12-21 22:47)
The Munch weeps with joy. "AH HAZZA GRAB!!!!" (2011-12-21 22:47)
The Munch carves pieces off the body of fauzii and begins eating! (2011-12-21 22:47)
Pelleas kills The Munch with a cutlass. (2011-12-21 23:26)
The ghostly voice of fauzii whispers “Damn. I am dead.” (2011-12-22 00:20)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-22 00:23)
You hear fauzii let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-22 00:23)
Cletus says “Revenge is mine!!!” (2011-12-22 00:27)
Cletus kills Pelleas with a wooden club. (2011-12-22 00:27)
Cletus carves pieces off the body of Pelleas and begins eating! (2011-12-22 00:27)
Cletus carves pieces off the body of Pelleas and begins eating! (2011-12-22 00:27)
Cletus carves pieces off the body of Pelleas and begins eating! (2011-12-22 00:27)
Cletus collects the head of Pelleas. (2011-12-22 00:27)
Bahl kills Cletus with a rifle. (2011-12-22 00:30)
Clovis kills Monkeyslayer with a wooden club. (2011-12-22 00:33)
Clovis carves pieces off the body of Monkeyslayer and begins eating! (2011-12-22 00:33)

[andrewbuff]

do we know who plays the munch, because his role play makes me laugh pretty much any time i see it.

[Dani]

I do, but if she hasn't announced it, it's best not to say.

[Killian]

She has, and her character wouldn't be dissented against since there are currently no angsty peckerwood griefers running around the island.

Calliope Grieve is one of the most impressive players I've been lucky enough to encounter multiple times (in multiple forms!).

[Dani]

(2011-12-23 03:47) Olivia Appleby says “Oh goodness, I got so turned around I had to ask for directions to find this place again”
(2011-12-23 04:59) Joshua Abraham Norton says “It is good to see you returned to us Ms Appleby.”
(2011-12-23 04:59) Joshua Abraham Norton says “Are you well recovered?”
(2011-12-23 05:25) Olivia Appleby says “As recovered as I can be after hiking for days through the jungle”
(2011-12-23 06:09) Joshua Abraham Norton says “Then please, rest. A restorative drink perhaps would be helpful?”
(2011-12-23 06:23) Bahl kills Clovis with a machete.
(2011-12-23 08:36) Mint-Berry Crunch burst through the door, which is now off its hinges. He looks so excited you feel he may explode with happiness.
(2011-12-23 08:36) Mint-Berry Crunch says “Oh Santa, oh Santa, oh Santa, oh Santa!!!”
(2011-12-23 08:37) Mint-Berry Crunch says “Ive been ever so good this year, id really like....”
(2011-12-23 08:38) Mint-Berry Crunch moves closer to Santa and begins to whisper so other cannot hear. Alas whispering is not a trait he has discovered yet.
(2011-12-23 08:38) Mint-Berry Crunch says “...Ken`s dream house so Barbie can feel safe and protected.”
(2011-12-23 08:39) Mint-Berry Crunch is disapointed at "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! I don't have a racing car set so go and buy yourself something nice from your trader instead." Santa gives you 40 gold coins and a first aid kit"
(2011-12-23 08:39) Mint-Berry Crunch begins to cry un-controlably