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« on: November 03, 2011, 03:19:36 AM »

Please post all penis enhancements, internet wares, link builders, smilies, toolbars, sleazy dating networks, snake oil shillings, and other unwanted mediocrity in this thread. Stop :palm:ting up the rest of the forum; that's my job.
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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2011, 04:36:23 AM »

Killy, you do make me laugh.

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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2011, 02:48:00 PM »

On this other forum im a mod on, for some reason about 98% of bots want to tell everyone about apartments in Miami. 
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2011, 02:13:22 PM »

It's good deals though!
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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2011, 02:52:59 PM »

And some of the lines are, like, sheer poetry:

"Footwear is an  notable conspirator"

Seriously, this blows away anything that Killy has ever written on this forum, and probably anywhere else for that matter. I even love the positioning of the space between "an" and "notable". It is really striking, the whole line is catchy, if I saw that line plastered on a street car as I was walking down trendy Queen West, it would definitely attract my eye and I would be thinking "What top name brand is that for? Armani? Calvin Klein? Some other hot stylish name brand at discount prices? I need to know!
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2011, 04:02:16 PM »

Can't make skulls nor tails of this.
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Footwear is an  impressive conspirator that helps you to dream up and keep an image. I cast-off on Jus gentium 'universal law' and get got beautiful high mania shoes. Each woman has her own taste and type: sports or _____ing, with a high or rude heel? It can trumpet a part close to a man’s character, his preferences and habits. This in vogue generally of the icon should be reasonable; your feet be compelled not impression too. Memorialize, your trim and stunner depends on you, in the firstchanel locus! Therefore you be suffering with to take up to the best of your important fashion shoes with special attention. Footwear is an  notable conspirator that helps you to produce and keep an image. I cast-off on line Jus gentium 'universal law' and get got bonny steep forge shoes. Each woman has her own nip and look: sports or sex, with a high or limited heel? It can recite say a part up a child’s rectitude, his preferences and habits. This in vogue generally of the representative should be reasonable; your feet obligated to not push too. Memorialize, your trim and beauty depends on you, in the before year place! As a result you tease to handle to the choice of your important with special attention repair
Reminds me of taking any paragraph and translating to another language and back.
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2011, 04:49:23 PM »

Sorry Killy. I'll stop.
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2011, 04:52:31 PM »

Can't make skulls nor tails of this.
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Footwear is an  impressive conspirator that helps you to dream up and keep an image. I cast-off on Jus gentium 'universal law' and get got beautiful high mania shoes. Each woman has her own taste and type: sports or _____ing, with a high or rude heel? It can trumpet a part close to a man’s character, his preferences and habits. This in vogue generally of the icon should be reasonable; your feet be compelled not impression too. Memorialize, your trim and stunner depends on you, in the firstchanel locus! Therefore you be suffering with to take up to the best of your important fashion shoes with special attention. Footwear is an  notable conspirator that helps you to produce and keep an image. I cast-off on line Jus gentium 'universal law' and get got bonny steep forge shoes. Each woman has her own nip and look: sports or sex, with a high or limited heel? It can recite say a part up a child’s rectitude, his preferences and habits. This in vogue generally of the representative should be reasonable; your feet obligated to not push too. Memorialize, your trim and beauty depends on you, in the before year place! As a result you tease to handle to the choice of your important with special attention repair
Reminds me of taking any paragraph and translating to another language and back.
This reminds me of one of the passages on the SAT's that you have to correct Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2011, 01:26:32 PM »

Yeugh, SATs. Lips Sealed

Still these spam companies are putting numerous foreign country employees to work by the looks of it.
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2011, 12:12:19 AM »

On another forum there was a thread titled something like "What do INTPs hate?" I said I hated UGG boots, I just realized that bots have recently started making blog posts advertizing UGG boots on that site.

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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2011, 07:58:33 PM »

You're all bots!
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2011, 08:02:56 PM »

On another forum there was a thread titled something like "What do INTPs hate?" I said I hated UGG boots, I just realized that bots have recently started making blog posts advertizing UGG boots on that site.

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