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« on: October 26, 2011, 11:40:13 AM » |
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Must have lots of gold. Massive, huge, stupifying wodges of it.
I need to be treated to the finer things in life (read: Gold). In return I offer total obedience and the prestige of having your own personal bitch.
PS: Must have lots of gold.
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Dani
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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 04:14:37 PM » |
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Are you willing to wear henna? Or maybe just some kohl around the eyes?
If so, let's talk.
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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2011, 04:56:31 PM » |
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Depending on how much your offering, I'll even give up pork.
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Johnny Hobo
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2011, 05:24:13 PM » |
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What do you even do with the gold?
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I don't believe in cops, bosses, or politicians.
Some call that anarchism,
I call it having a :palm:ing heart that beats!
I do believe in freedom and never giving up.
Call my methods madness or call them luck.
I do what I got to, to feel able to breathe!
And if you quit your job well, you can do a little breathing with me.
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2011, 05:58:23 PM » |
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Depending on how much your offering, I'll even give up pork.
If you want Alzado's money, you've gotta do the exact opposite of giving up the pork. Spending all of his time hunting has made Al a very, very lonely fellow and he has alot to give. |
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
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Dani
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2011, 07:27:29 PM » |
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I think 50 gc should be enough for any sleazy pirate to live on. You can keep eating pork (I'm with Alzado on that one) but you have to say your prayers nightly. And perhaps wear a kimono, we can negotiate on that.
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Raffles
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2011, 08:03:23 PM » |
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What do you even do with the gold? <_< >_> It's none of your beeswax, Hobo. I just happen to have a rather expensive ... hobby |
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2011, 08:07:58 PM » |
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I bet he just wants to buy a new silk shirt. The one he's wearing must be pretty worn out by now.
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2011, 08:40:35 PM » |
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he probably wants to buy one of those golden sinks ive heard so much about.
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woodrow guthrie: a derby folk singer. out to map the entire island and bag some exotic game. fluffhead: a york fellow who is helping operate the derby training facility. are you dtf?  |
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Swarm
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2011, 09:10:31 PM » |
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this seems like a job for Twist
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Swarm - Hunts Natives.
Exterminator894 - Is hungry
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Killian
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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2011, 02:12:26 AM » |
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What do you even do with the gold? He likes how nasty the coins sound when they clink together, and the feel of swimming his hands in a pool of coins, not to mention the smell of sebum reacting with the metal. A completely depraved person, I know. Wait, I think those are my reasons. |
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Anthor
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« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2011, 03:59:19 AM » |
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Sympathetic Phil will make you a real man, Raffles! He's definitely got the money.
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Raffles
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« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2011, 05:14:42 PM » |
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Phillip and I disagree on key issues though. I think he should be killed and he thinks he shouldn't. It's a philosophical impasse.
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Jalal
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2011, 08:02:44 PM » |
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What would a monthly retainer cost me?
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Raffles
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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2011, 10:24:19 PM » |
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Pretty expensive. 300 gold coins and a dusky maiden to do my laundry.
It's my hope Lord Aldor is looking for either a butler or murderer for his undoubtedly huge mansion.
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