York's Most Wanted

[Billfred]

As propaganda minister for the Order of Patriots, I hereby declare this thread the WANTED WALL.

In here you will find posters and the likes for un-registered pirates, natives and other outsiders.

(ooc - a cheesy poster for Raffles )

[Raffles]

Utter rot! I was exonerated on all 130 counts by the Pirate Court of Appeal.

[KingBiscuit]

As Presiding Judge, OpiumJoe can confirm the verdict and attest to Raffles' innocence. Innocence for all!

[Billfred]

You'll be on the list next Opium if you don't watch it!

The Order does not recognise the validity of the Pirate Court of Appeal and hereby outlaws its presence from York.

[Nighter]

York's most wanted, those were the days

Good to see people keeping up the good work.

[Billfred]

Nighter! No way!

climbs over desk and shoves a hand into Nighter's chest, "If I could just shake your hand, it would be a great honour. You have done for York more than a lot of people could even dream of. Us  at the York Federation and the GSUC were amateurs compared to the York Coalition and the work of the Colonial Police...
I'm sure I could sort you an office of your own if you would like?"

[Nighter]

Thanks mate, currently I'm still retired but who knows - someday I may have to make a return to York and take you up on that offer.

[Maj. Arcana]

yes the gsuc were amateurs and they forsook their duty to york and attacked natives instead of taking care of their own. that's why lord jesus damned them and they gnashed their teeth in sorrow. says so in the scriptures.

nighter if your loyal to your village still and want to see the foreigners deported out, your always welcome to join the york bored of tourism clan. oh and you cant be a papist like these Order filth. otherwise we on the board are pretty easygoing.

[Swarm]

yes the gsuc were amateurs and they forsook their duty to york and attacked natives instead of taking care of their own. that's why lord jesus damned them and they gnashed their teeth in sorrow. says so in the scriptures.

nighter if your loyal to your village still and want to see the foreigners deported out, your always welcome to join the york bored of tourism clan. oh and you cant be a papist like these Order filth. otherwise we on the board are pretty easygoing.

That's from York:17 right?

[Billfred]

Arcana - wrong thread. This is about York's most wanted, not your weirdo rolepaying.
Plus, you don't know anything about the GSUC, so mind your own.

[Maj. Arcana]

gospel of simon amirite.

Arcana - wrong thread. This is about York's most wanted, not your weirdo rolepaying.
Plus, you don't know anything about the GSUC, so mind your own.

you betrayed york, left our people defenseless to make deals with durhamites and derbians to fight stupid wars against natives, drew unwanted attention from foreigners through your war-mongering. since i've come back all i've set out to do is kill foreigners and look after yorks moral health, i dont concern myself with sticking it to rakatam or dalopok or any of the rest of those heathen places.

but if you got a problem, why dont you set foot on our holy soil and we'll settle it like real men of york instead of just talking tough like the goddamn foreigners do.

[Billfred]

Been on the island since 2011-05-04

Bless your cotton socks. Not even a year old...

[Billfred]

The Order of Patriots hereby declares Last Laugh banished from the City of York for the murder of a high ranking officer.





_{Promoted on behalf of the Order of Patriots by the Department of Justice, York Branch.}


(ooc - fear my photoshopping skills xD )

[Billfred]

On this day, the 23rd of January 2012, I hereby declare Witch Hazel an enemy of York, it's territories, colonies, outposts and protectorates.



Kill on Sight.


Also, a Major A. Hole who is posing as a York Peninsular Militia member is also declared an enemy of York. Kill on Sight.

_{Promoted on behalf of the Order of Patriots by the Department of Justice, York Branch.}

[Johnny Hobo]

How do you murder a ghost? Bring it back to life?