Bored in Office: What do?

[Milkchew]

So, ive been throwing plastic bags on top of a wall kithen unit into a tray up there in the office kitchen for say about 10months now.  Well today someone finally noticed this, seeing as there is probably about three hundred of them up there now.  Its went a little like this:

Old woman

Have you seen this in the kitchen?

Me

We have a kitchen?

Old woman

Someone has been putting plastic bags up on the units! Theres loads up there. 

Me

Really?

Old woman

Yes! It must have been someone tall.  I think its disgusting. 

Me

I think its a thing of beauty. 

Its not as if its three hundred fake cocks up there, now that would be disgusting.  Talk about over reacting.  Heres the pic:



And yet no one has noticed the coffee ive been putting in the toaster over the last 6 months, how odd  :smoke:

[CyAdora]

HHHHHHHaaaaa, that is great!  Get some Tiger Beat mags and pin up the centerfolds and see if anyone protests.

When I am bored in my office, I play with the Lego star wars figures I found in strange window-based poses.

[Jalal]

That is legendary and I am in awe

I must double up my attempts at office espionage

[Milkchew]

There is more....

[error]

There is more....

And now I automatically feel like I'm watching some sort of commercial, "...But wait! That's not all, there's more! If you order right now, we'll even throw in a free squeegee!!!"

[Witch Hazel]

I'm still in school so no office yet but there is my teachers desk. He does have a new one after this kid dribbled lighter fluid from the his desk to the chemical closet. We haven't seen that kid since.

[Milkchew]

Pft, when I was at school I filled a friends pencil case with gas from the gas taps in science class then set it on fire.  When he purchased a new pencil case, I filled it with concrete 

[Katie Calhoun]

Sounds like my husband and you would have been great friends in school. Bored with all the smaller things one can do with chemicals he threw sodium metal into a disliked neighbors swimming pool then ran. He and his friends sat on a nearby hill, drinking, laughing, listening to the sounds of fire trucks, watching all the cops run around and camera flashes for hours.

[Meirleach]

Sounds like my husband and you would have been great friends in school. Bored with all the smaller things one can do with chemicals he threw sodium metal into a disliked neighbors swimming pool then ran. He and his friends sat on a nearby hill, drinking, laughing, listening to the sounds of fire trucks, watching all the cops run around and camera flashes for hours.

Jebus! You'd get locked up for that now.

[Milkchew]

LOL

Read a story once about this guy stole a brick sized section of that and dropped it in a toilet.  Blew the toilet to pieces!