http://www.shartak.com/news.html 18 September, 2011 - International Talk Like A Pirate Day
The strange affliction that causes everyone to talk like a pirate for a day has returned once again. The scientists on the island are at a loss as to what causes this behaviour.
You are Cobalt Manticore, a native from Raktam. You say “Well, thar seems t' be very wee choice in how we end up soundin' today. Th' epidemic be all o'er Shartak evidently, or maybe some transphasic dimensional warp affectin' our minds. Interestin', yes?”
Love this time o' year, tis funny as bilge water dumped 'pon a wharf rat.