THE DRUNKEN SKULL

[Cobalt Manticore]

Scorponok has closed shop on The Drunken Skull, at least for Thanksgiving, and all good businesses should be closed for that sacred feast any way. Says so in the Scorptures. His Ghastly Pumpkin has batted Gorry's vaporous essence out of the ball park thricely so, and all those who would seek to physically dissuade this Chaotic Totem have had their lifelights put out as well. Are we having fun yet?



Thanksgiving is about Sharing. Have a Happy One!

[Dani]

Gorry gets lynched by a villainous cannibal . What I want to know is, how did he just happen to have all that metal siding in his backpack?

You hear Rob Davidson whisper “Berries here are poisonous, sir.” with a slight accent. (2011-12-17 19:17)
Edward Theodore Gein says “Remember me, pal? We met back in February.” (2011-12-17 19:23)
Edward Theodore Gein says “You know, you sure did talk a lot, Gorry. Back home on the farm my mother always told me to keep quiet because you can only learn by listening.” (2011-12-17 19:23)
Edward Theodore Gein says “I’m gonna have to learn you a lesson.” (2011-12-17 19:24)
Edward Theodore Gein knocks Gorry Louie to the ground with a fierce shove. (2011-12-17 19:24)
Edward Theodore Gein binds the pirate’s arms behind his back and removes a three foot long piece of metal tubing from his pack. (2011-12-17 19:26)
You hear Edward Theodore Gein whisper “me whistling softly to himself as he methodically ties your feet to the tube, one at each end. ” (2011-12-17 19:26)
Edward Theodore Gein pulls at the end of the rope with all his strength just barely able to lift the pirate off the ground hooking him upside down to the outside of the grotto. (2011-12-17 19:27)
Edward Theodore Gein says “Normally I prefer to do this after they’re dead, but I owe you one.” (2011-12-17 19:27)
Edward Theodore Gein sets his homemade leather backpack down and looks disgusted as the pirate begs for his life. The pirate offers Ed gold, information and other… unmentionable services (2011-12-17 19:27)
Edward Theodore Gein says “Good god, man. What would your mother think to hear you speak like this? Have a little pride and die like a man.” (2011-12-17 19:27)
Edward Theodore Gein cuts a piece of Gorry’s coat off and stuffs it into his mouth. (2011-12-17 19:27)
Edward Theodore Gein says “When I was a boy I used to read adventure books about pirates. This is quite disappointing.” (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein shakes his head sadly and whispers “I so much prefer the dead ones.” (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:28)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:29)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:29)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:29)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-12-17 19:29)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a bludgeon of Mal for 3 damage. (2011-12-17 19:29)
Your parrot flies away. (2011-12-17 19:29)
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a bludgeon of Mal for 3 damage. You die. (2011-12-17 19:29)
Edward Theodore Gein carves pieces off the body of Gorry Louis and begins eating! (2011-12-17 19:31)
Edward Theodore Gein carves pieces off the body of Gorry Louis and begins eating! (2011-12-17 19:31)
Edward Theodore Gein carves pieces off the body of Gorry Louis and begins eating! (2011-12-17 19:31)
Edward Theodore Gein says “You taste horrible, Gorry. You really must bathe more often.” (2011-12-17 19:31)

[Witch Hazel]

Edward Theodore Gein pulls at the end of the rope with all his strength just barely able to lift the pirate off the ground hooking him upside down to the outside of the grotto. (2011-12-17 19:27)

(OOC)You are making this sound like it happened on Skull Island. Shouldn't it be put with the other Grotto role play?

[Dani]

*shrug* I wasn't sure where to put it. it doesn't have anything to do with santa.

[Cobalt Manticore]

Scorponok was Wondering how he could have Missed such Majestic Swordplay inside the former pirate rummery.

[Remalle]

Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say.

[Dani]

Back for more!

You hear David Lee Roth whisper “...” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:41)
David Lee Roth says “You've chosen a strange place to set up shop, friend. Had any customers yet? Or am I the first?” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:43)
David Lee Roth says “I'll have a rum to go with this beer!” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:48)
David Lee Roth gives you 1 gold coin. (2012-01-29 00:48)
David Lee Roth clears his throat and begins to sing. (2012-01-29 00:50)
David Lee Roth says “♫ I heard the news baby ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:50)
David Lee Roth says “♫ all about your disease ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:51)
David Lee Roth says “♫ yeah you may have all you want baby ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:51)
David Lee Roth says “♫ but I got somethin' you need, oh yeah ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:52)
David Lee Roth says “♫ ain't talkin' 'bout love ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:52)
David Lee Roth says “♫ my love is rotten to the core ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:53)
David Lee Roth says “♫ ain't talkin' 'bout love ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:53)
David Lee Roth says “♫ just like I told you before, yeah before ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:53)
David Lee Roth says “♫ you know you're semi-good lookin' ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:54)
David Lee Roth says “♫ and on the streets again ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:54)
David Lee Roth says “♫ oh yeah, you think you're really cookin' baby ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:55)
David Lee Roth says “♫ you better find yourself a friend, my friend ♫” with a slight accent. (2012-01-29 00:55)
David Lee Roth stops singing to drink his beer and doesn't finish the song. He may have forgotten the rest of the lyrics. He's getting old, you know. (2012-01-29 00:59)

[Cobalt Manticore]

Scorponok finds that there is very little he can do this time around as the Gorry one has declared Peaceful Intentions, but Has tracked a few of the Skull's paler customers down. This is why it Pays to get a Ride home from the Bar. Scorponok advises they all use Home Shaman to leave safely. Scorponok can show them the way there too.