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Question: Your favourite Native to kill?
Milkchew - 0 (0%)
ClickClick - 4 (25%)
Graagh - 4 (25%)
Jhonka - 1 (6.3%)
The Undead Gourmet - 1 (6.3%)
AlexanderRM - 3 (18.8%)
All of the above - 3 (18.8%)
Total Voters: 16

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« on: August 01, 2011, 11:20:02 PM »

So I realized today that I'm never going to get the 'serial killer' achievement. That's ok, I mean 1000 kills, that's something you have to work at awhile. But it's just not worth the struggle. But 50 kills? 50 Native kills? Hell, there ought to be some reward for that, some little status symbol. So I made this clan to fulfill that purpose.

http://www.shartak.com/clanview.cgi?id=629

What makes White Devils different from all the other 'kill all natives' clans? Nothing, really. Except, I guess, that there's no macho 'haha natives are inferior let's kill 'em all!' vibe. If anything, it's more like Drunk on Manhattans, except that we don't kill just anybody. We kill natives. Why? God knows. You could ask Gorry but he's a lunatic, so maybe you won't like the answer.

Anybody with at least 50 Native kills is welcome to join. It's invite-only (because that's how elite it is) so if I didn't invite you, make your mark below. Members must be in good standing with their home villages, which means try to avoid killing your own kind. I invited some mercs and they can't really help that, but eh, it's more of a guideline anyway.

No foreseeable plans for RPing, but I'd be willing to spring for the cost of a heavy sword now and again if members wanted to go to a tavern and get drunk and compare hunting stories for the best of the lot.
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 11:43:38 PM »

While I was, of course, flattered to receive your invitation, I must decline. I have never seen myself as an enemy of the natives. Indeed, I lived among them for some time in Raktam.
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2011, 12:34:37 AM »

That's all right. Raktamis are half-civilized anyway. I had to rack my brain to think of one I liked to kill.
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2011, 02:56:39 AM »

Brenner declines.

He kills everyone.
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2011, 07:49:40 AM »

FirstAmongstDaves prefers to kill Yorkers. Indeed, he has killed more Yorkers than the combined total of natives from all villages.

Natives are cream on the cake, not the cake itself.

This is reminscent of GSUC, but open to pirates. I could revive BJ Pershing for the clan, but that would be tricky right now.
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Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
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Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2011, 08:17:06 AM »

Well darn.

So much for elitism.
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2011, 10:20:56 AM »

How come I'm not on the favorite native to kill list? Tongue
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2011, 10:06:43 PM »

How come I'm not on the favorite native to kill list? Tongue

Because killing you is a chore.

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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2011, 10:46:01 PM »

Mencken's paddling his own jackass canoe again? No surprise there.

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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2011, 09:34:05 PM »

You realise you're all white devils anyway?
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Twist - boner-inducingly handsome | ClickClick - guardian of the Dalpoki | Sympathetic Phil - hard-bitten mercenary and surly drunkard |
Tkltchk - hungry, want eat | Fist McRhinopuncher - fairly self-explanatory

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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2011, 07:25:26 AM »

No matter the color of your skin or the terms of your nationality or birthright, every man bleeds the same.
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2011, 06:24:32 AM »

Nobody likes to kill me? I am distraught.
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2011, 01:30:02 PM »

I made the list?  Excellent!

*takes a bow*

Not many votes though.  I shall have to try harder.
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