Derby's Winter of Terror

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Some of the skanky sword plumbers have moved up river, Captain. Its on the road to Wiksik. Shall we take them out as we leave town?

[Anthor]

Bring it on, you pirate scum! 

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Since your last move:
The ghostly voice of Katie Calhoun whispers “Tsk Tsk Tsk...Look what I found. I thought you were going to go and attack Wiksik. I have called someone in and they should be here pretty soon so don't move.” (2011-08-10 06:17)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
The ghostly voice of Katie Calhoun says “And here he is. Thanks Winston” (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:18)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage. (2011-08-10 06:19)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage. (2011-08-10 06:19)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:19)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:19)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-08-10 06:19)
Winston T. Monocle attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You die. (2011-08-10 06:19)
Winston T. Monocle rifles through FirstAmongDaves pockets for monocles. (2011-08-10 06:21)
Winston T. Monocle says “Aha! Been holding out on me boy! You have no less than 5 monocles in your possession! Well I'll be taking these for a more worthy cause.” (2011-08-10 06:23)
Winston T. Monocle says “I would have figured you'd be almost to Wiksik by now but you just couldn't help yourself could you, you had to get yourself killed one more time.” (2011-08-10 06:25)
Winston T. Monocle says “Well I hope your happy. You only brought this on yourself.” (2011-08-10 06:25)


Obviously, both Shanks and Winston both independantly hate me. I think a few of my characters might start independantly hating Shanks and Winston.

[Etherdrifter]

The guild awaits your arrival with anticipation, it has been too long since we had zombie pirates around wiksik.

[Shanks McBitey]

Obviously, both Shanks and Winston both independantly hate me. I think a few of my characters might start independantly hating Shanks and Winston.

1) You killed both of them first. In the case of both without provocation. They both owed you deaths. Check your own Underworld log. Why wouldn't two characters that you independently killed first also independently want to kill you? I'm rather baffled how you might expect otherwise. It was your choice to perpetuate the infinite cycle revenge, for both Shanks and Winston. In fact you came into the bar and killed Winston just before you were supposed to be on your way to Wiksik, when it had been Shanks who killed you last. Even then I didn't come kill you until you killed a Derbian with a total of zero kills in the Derby Swamp (Fossor is level 17 so I'm willing to bet that he is not primarily a sword farmer; he was simply a non-combatant). You bringing other characters into this thing which you independently started against both Shanks and Winston and then choosing to hang around Derby on top of that seems like you're taking getting caught mighty personally. On top of that I hadn't even posted this thread since what, the end of July?

So seriously, what are you so angry about?

2) Weren't you supposed to be on your way to Wiksik? Oh well, I know how good the word of a pirate is.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

See? They both hate me! I'm not going anywhere now, and neither is my army of zergs!

[Shanks McBitey]

See? They both hate me! I'm not going anywhere now, and neither is my army of zergs!

You not going anywhere is different from before, how?

Beyond that, you'd think you're taking this personally in real life or something. They've both taken revenge on FirstAmongstDaves (and to be honest FAD killed Shanks twice before Shanks killed him back), they don't even know you, and neither do I. So yeah, what are you angry about again?

[Dani]

We need a 'U mad?' emoticon.

[Muad Dib]

We need a 'U mad?' emoticon.

Please don't. It will be spammed all over the forums in the next weeks, if things go on the way they are currently going.

[Shanks McBitey]

We need a 'U mad?' emoticon.

Yeah, I was trying to be more civil than that.

EDIT: And no, would prefer not to see that as an emoticon. Muad Dib is right.

[Anthor]

FAD, get yourself to Wiksik. We're waiting on you! 

* Anthor puts a large pot on the fire

[Raan'dul]

We need a 'U mad?' emoticon.

I ain't even mad.

[Dani]

Sure you are. You're as mad as a hatter.

[Raan'dul]

 

At least I am on time, stupid white rabbit.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Watch as my army of zergs destroy Derby!

OOC: I'm hardly mad. I think it's funny that Shanksy needed two characters to pin me down. If he was interested in a fair contest, he would have got one of his characters out of town. I could easily have had a Derby-hating native seek revenge on Derbians coinciding with my pirate's rampage (Vercingetorix, for example, was killed a week before the Nigelfrenzy by Katie). Creating an artifice of excuses to deploy two characters just means.... I WIN AGAIN!

Anyway, until Raffles' Raiders leaves Raktam, FAD can't do much in conjunction with his natural allies in relation to Wiksik or Derby.