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« on: July 18, 2011, 06:10:20 AM » |
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An announcement to Blue Hummingbird's followers: The Hierophant and his followers are in York, advocating slavery of natives. Blue Hummingbird is laying siege to the city, and has cowed the inhabitants. All who abhor the slavery of fellow natives should come to York and slay those who would trade in humanity.
Blue Hummingbird is carefully and deliberately picking her opponent. Those who advocate the murder or slavery of natives are doomed. Peaceful Yorkers are let be. Targets include Cupid Stunt and Josiah Winthrop, who have reacted by offering bounties to resistance. But Blue Hummingbird has written proclamations, detailing those to be executed, and these are throughout the village, unerased. There has been no opposition to this from the local townsfolk, who, even if passively, clearly support the extermination of evil. Today, the Hierophant was found hiding in a hut, and was executed, his skull taken as a trophy. There was no glory in this: it was done as one would treat a rabid animal, with clinical detachment. The corpse seemed human, aside from thick callouses around the knuckles and a line of coarse fur extending down the spine. But a brief study of the skull was revealing: it was very small, more akin to a chimpanzee's skull, but with two very small horns above the hairline. This unclean artefact has been buried in the dirt in an unmarked grave. The jungle around it will be set fire so as to reduce the abomination to ashes. If you wish to join the cleansing of York, please do so.
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Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 08:01:39 AM » |
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 06:29:29 PM » |
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Last Laugh would like to it to be recorded that he does not support the enslavement of the native peoples... he just wants to skin a few, a man needs something to put up in the ol' trophy cabinet.
But slavery? Really now? They think that these uncivilized, wild savages would make good servants. Pfft, I say we enslave the people from Derby, they've shown that they're willing to follow impotent leaders blindly and with a bit of competence, that's the kind of qualifications I'd like to see in my second class populous.
I mean, I don't support slavery... of course, that would be unethical... but you know... if we had to go with that route, we might as well get it right.
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little bunny foo foo "I will kill you, unless you give me apple juice. It's my favorite." Last Laugh "I can't respect someone unless I've killed them."
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 06:45:54 PM » |
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*Katie laughs* Hey now.
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 Katie Calhoun-Bartender A parrot squawks "I know where the heavy sword is. Follow me!" (2011-01-22 19:54) A parrot squawks "Katie has a big fat butt" (2012-02-10 17:06)
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2011, 08:53:47 PM » |
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:palm:ed up. I lost respect for the last guys who did a slavery RP.
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Dani
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2011, 09:20:19 PM » |
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:palm:ed up. I lost respect for the last guys who did a slavery RP.
Who, me?
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2011, 09:53:17 PM » |
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An announcement to Blue Hummingbird's followers: The Hierophant and his followers are in York, advocating slavery of natives. Blue Hummingbird is laying siege to the city, and has cowed the inhabitants. All who abhor the slavery of fellow natives should come to York and slay those who would trade in humanity.
Blue Hummingbird is carefully and deliberately picking her opponent. Those who advocate the murder or slavery of natives are doomed. Peaceful Yorkers are let be. Targets include Cupid Stunt and Josiah Winthrop, who have reacted by offering bounties to resistance. But Blue Hummingbird has written proclamations, detailing those to be executed, and these are throughout the village, unerased. There has been no opposition to this from the local townsfolk, who, even if passively, clearly support the extermination of evil. Today, the Hierophant was found hiding in a hut, and was executed, his skull taken as a trophy. There was no glory in this: it was done as one would treat a rabid animal, with clinical detachment. The corpse seemed human, aside from thick callouses around the knuckles and a line of coarse fur extending down the spine. But a brief study of the skull was revealing: it was very small, more akin to a chimpanzee's skull, but with two very small horns above the hairline. This unclean artefact has been buried in the dirt in an unmarked grave. The jungle around it will be set fire so as to reduce the abomination to ashes. If you wish to join the cleansing of York, please do so. ok first of all native blue bitches got no right to tell good honest yorkers what to do. we dont go into your :palm:ty villages and tell you what to do ruining one village is enough for us. second the slavers isnt my idea its cupids i'm just along for the ride but i agree with him because why kill natives when they just come back to life when you can turn them into property. plus all these foreigners keep nosing around york when their not wanted so the solution is to let them come but with there masters whip at their backs. me im willing to slave derbyians and durhamers too but i dont think a white man could ever own another white man he'd kill himself first. well maybe not pirates but i dont want :palm:ing pirates in york period. but natives are different they can be obedient little darkies if you get them while their young and lay it on them good. third i see your graffitti and its all in native ick-wick speak so no wonder nobodys saying anything because they dont understand that jabbering and good for them. i can read my own name in native but thats it. and those horns are a family trait and theres nothing to be ashamed about that. we value blood and purity and courage in york but i wouldnt expect a squaw like you to know anything about that. TO ALL GOOD AND RIGHTEOUS YORKERS come by the slavers hut on the southwest side of york no gps sorry. youll get a free beer and we can talk about the good old days when native queens were on their knees before yorks might. only leave your darkies tied up out side kthx. the hierophant
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I'm not going anywhere now, and neither is my army of zergs!
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2011, 10:57:03 AM » |
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Since your last move: The Hierophant says “:palm:ing foreigner!” (2011-07-22 06:31) The Hierophant kills Mardek with a rifle. (2011-07-22 06:31) The Hierophant says “and next time dont come back. we dont like your kind around here, do we boys? nuh uh, we don't.” (2011-07-22 06:32) The Hierophant says “especially not the kind who jabber in foreign tongues, what are you a :palm:ing native? maybe you and the darkie over here should do a little jig for us?” (2011-07-22 06:33) The Hierophant turns to ibn al xuffasch and slings his rifle to the floor, firing at his feet, cackling himself hoarse. "yeah dance darkie dance! you may be a yorker like me but you sound like a foreigner." (2011-07-22 06:35) The Hierophant fires at you with a rifle for 5 damage. (2011-07-22 06:35) The Hierophant fires at you with a rifle for 5 damage. (2011-07-22 06:35) The Hierophant fires at you with a rifle for 5 damage. (2011-07-22 06:35) The Hierophant eventually grows bored of this and lets the arab take a break. "But next time you see a foreigner standing here all preened up, you dont wait for me, you KILL him!" He wags a finger all around. (2011-07-22 06:37) The Hierophant slunks his backpack to the floor and starts pulling out bottles. "That's tradition and tradition is law. don't forget it. Now who wants a cold one?" He passes beer out to all three, then runs off. (2011-07-22 06:38) The Hierophant gives you a bottle of beer. (2011-07-22 06:38) The Hierophant peeks his head back inside. "hey islamo i forgot your turban rules. if you cant drink that stuff just come find me and ill take it back. wouldnt want to offend your desert customs...haw haw haw." (2011-07-22 06:41)
Classy.
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2011, 06:44:21 PM » |
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Very. Cobalt Manticore Is on his way There Still but a few lucky Outsiders and some Unlucky Roaming Shamans have kept him aback a few days., 
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FirstAmongstDaves
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2011, 03:46:59 AM » |
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The Slavers are indeed encamped in the south of York, occupying a few huts. Blue Hummingbird has changed the hut names this morning. Manticore: Be wary of killing anti-slaver Yorkers. Darkkai, for example, whoever he is, yesterday killed the Hierophant in the weapons hut. Here is a list of targets The Hierophant: http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=22057Kevin Gerity: http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3873Cupid Stunt: http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=22058 (idled) The jury is still out on Josiah Winthrop, who seems to be advocating death to natives rather than slaving.
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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Dani
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2011, 04:13:47 AM » |
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Looks like kind of slim pickings.
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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2011, 04:18:12 AM » |
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There's a few other native killers about (Nick McDigger for example), but those are the pro-slaving Yorkers.
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2011, 01:54:49 PM » |
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Kevin may not like natives, but he's no slaver and certainly no ally of the Heirophant.
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Dani
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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2011, 07:37:26 PM » |
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So that puts you down to...one lone nut. If he wasn't blabbing on the forum, he'd be a non-entity.
Dani left York mostly to get away from him. You natives can't get enough of him.
Meanwhile, Dooku's at The Sour Apple. He hasn't killed anyone though.
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« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2011, 02:09:56 AM » |
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Manticore: Be wary of killing anti-slaver Yorkers. Darkkai, for example, whoever he is, yesterday killed the Hierophant in the weapons hut. I've Found Darkkai, or at least his body, and exorcized an unidentifiable spirit found drifting within. I didn't get one of the targets on that list, but I did get one on mine.  York would do well not to further harbor and shelter such vile racists for the calumnity they'd bring upon your otherwise sterling settlement.
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