Lucky Barrows
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« on: June 26, 2011, 10:56:05 PM » |
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At knife-point, I did rob and extort one poisonous snake out of fluffhead. No doubt, this is a rare and venomous viper from within the farthest reaches of the jungle. He is colorful, being pink and ebon banded with curiously pale eyes. I have taken to name him Sawdust and he resides in one of m'boots when I'm not wearing them. Haven't the heart to sell the poor little guy, so I'm comin' after one of you next. It's your money or your life, and I need to feed my family somehow.
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I didn't come to steal your heart. I want your cash, your clothes, and your gold tooth.
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andrewbuff
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2011, 11:11:06 PM » |
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not to mention traders want like fifteen snakes for a gold coin! take care of that snake though, he and i went through some good times.
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woodrow guthrie: a derby folk singer. out to map the entire island and bag some exotic game. fluffhead: a york fellow who is helping operate the derby training facility. are you dtf?  |
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Lucky Barrows
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2011, 11:18:34 PM » |
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not to mention traders want like fifteen snakes for a gold coin!
You know, it's not the thought that counts in a robbery. It's the quality of the loot. |
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I didn't come to steal your heart. I want your cash, your clothes, and your gold tooth.
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Lucky Barrows
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2011, 11:29:51 PM » |
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I have just robbed the Hanged Misfit of Derby of a antique pocket watch, a sack of gold-flaked monocles, and a bottle of beer. I am now fleeing West in pursuit of more riches.
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I didn't come to steal your heart. I want your cash, your clothes, and your gold tooth.
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Katie Calhoun
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2011, 11:33:14 PM » |
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You will always have a seat at the bar and a beer waiting for you.  |
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« Last Edit: June 26, 2011, 11:36:39 PM by Katie Calhoun »
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  Katie Calhoun-Bartender A parrot squawks "I know where the heavy sword is. Follow me!" (2011-01-22 19:54) A parrot squawks "Katie has a big fat butt" (2012-02-10 17:06) |
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2011, 11:40:28 PM » |
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so does this mean you dont wanna train at the dtf? hahaha
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woodrow guthrie: a derby folk singer. out to map the entire island and bag some exotic game. fluffhead: a york fellow who is helping operate the derby training facility. are you dtf? |
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Lucky Barrows
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2011, 11:42:20 PM » |
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I'll be back sooner than you'd think.
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Black Rum
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2011, 12:08:40 AM » |
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Is it smart to steal a bag full of monocles at a place frequented by Winston T. Monocle?
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Arrr. I be a fancy pirate. Name's Black Rum. Let me hand you a knife to break the ice. |
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Lucky Barrows
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2011, 01:02:35 AM » |
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Is it smart to steal a bag full of monocles at a place frequented by Winston T. Monocle?
A funny story, I held him at knife-point and made him hand the monocles over. |
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I didn't come to steal your heart. I want your cash, your clothes, and your gold tooth.
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Anthor
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2011, 04:32:04 AM » |
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Ms. Barrows... May I call you Lucky? I hear that Club Palermo in Durham is a spot rife for the five fingered discount. And of course, if'n you pass by Wiksik, please feel free to stop by and check out our lovely throne room and caverns.
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2011, 07:33:47 PM » |
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Last Laugh: I like the way you work, maybe someday we can pull off a heist together. I have the power of DEADLY PUNS, and I'm not afraid to use them.
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little bunny foo foo "I will kill you, unless you give me apple juice. It's my favorite." Last Laugh "I can't respect someone unless I've killed them."
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Lucky Barrows
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2011, 09:01:40 AM » |
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A throne room? The king or queen shall be expecting me. I expect great sacks of plunder, an entire roasted boar, and a personal hand-maiden while I'm within the village limits.
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I didn't come to steal your heart. I want your cash, your clothes, and your gold tooth.
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2011, 10:32:07 AM » |
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A throne room? The king or queen shall be expecting me. I expect great sacks of plunder, an entire roasted boar, and a personal hand-maiden while I'm within the village limits.
I went to the KOW Throneroom, and all I got was this plain wooden cup. |
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Anthor
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2011, 11:09:58 AM » |
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A throne room? The king or queen shall be expecting me. I expect great sacks of plunder, an entire roasted boar, and a personal hand-maiden while I'm within the village limits.
I'll be expecting you then. * Anthor King of Wiksik bows gracefully The wooden cup signifies the cup of life, the Holy Grail, the original cup fashioned from wood that our Savior drank from. It is said that those who drink from the cup, will have eternal life bestowed upon them. |
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2011, 02:29:29 PM » |
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The wooden cup signifies the cup of life, the Holy Grail, the original cup fashioned from wood that our Savior drank from. It is said that those who drink from the cup, will have eternal life bestowed upon them.
Christianity at the core of Wiksiki bureaucracy?  |
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