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« on: June 09, 2011, 05:03:03 AM »

I forgot to post this earlier but a day or two ago there was some asian guy posting ad spam on some of the boards. Most of it was just the usual drek but I saw this one and just had to save it before admin deleted it:

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A high school senior in Alabama was suspended for wearing a prom dress Designer Dresses that school officials said was too short at the hem and too revealing on top.
"I was so excited because it was my senior prom and I'd never been to a senior prom, so I was excited," Oxford High School student Erica DeRamus said.
DeRamus said she knew her school had dress code policies, but didn't think her dress would violate them. But when she got to prom Saturday, officials told her it was too short and too revealing.
"What cleavage? That's exactly what I said. I wasn't trying to be rude or anything, but that's what I feel," DeRamus said.
"If I felt it was too much cleavage in this dress, I wouldn't have purchased this dress," said her mother, wedding dresses  Darrie DeRamus. "It would have stayed in that store and I wouldn't have even gotten it off the Internet and paid for it."
But principal Trey Holloday said it violated school policy stating that dresses cannot have cleavage falling below the breastbone or hems more than 6 inches above the knee.
"And so that expectation in our community is that it's there for protection of kids and not for management of kids," he said.
Erica's mother said she was never notified of the prom dress code.
But Holloday said all parents and students were told about it not once, but three times.
Of the 352 students who attended prom, 18 violated the policy, he said. Seventeen of them chose to be paddled, while DeRamus chose a three-day suspension, Holloday said.
"We're too old to be paddled," Erica DeRamus said. "This is high school. We are seniors. If you're going to act up, give us another option besides getting paddled, because this is not the 1940s. We don't take corporal punishment now."
"The thing that I would say is the difference between patience and tolerance," Holloday said. "They're young and sometimes they make young people's mistakes and we're very patient when those things are made, including this. But we're not tolerant of bad behavior or defiance."
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couple things to note

-way clever use of subliminal messages, eh?
-Girls (apparently) still get paddled in US high schools!?

Best part? True story! Except for the wedding dress store stuff. I dunno what's up with that.
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 05:26:49 AM »

I saw those too and reported them.
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2011, 05:46:05 AM »

Eeew! The girl in the video looked like a man!
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2011, 06:02:10 AM »

Eeew! The girl in the video looked like a man!

No, no. All Americans look that way, I believe.
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2011, 06:48:46 AM »

It's the South. Rules don't apply.

Seventeen students chose paddling. That tells you how much the punishment is in effect.
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2011, 07:13:14 AM »

Yeah, 17 out of 18. They chose paddling over a 3 day suspension. That's like...backwards thinking.
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2011, 08:09:15 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgR0m-9FmM
paddlin the school canoe, oh you better believe thats a paddlin
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2011, 07:27:40 PM »

Paddlin' the school canoe, that's a paddlin'!

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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 07:43:43 PM »

Haha I remember when I lived in South Carolina and paddling was actually a punishment. I told my mom 'Oh you'll be :palm:ed if you think they are paddling me'
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2011, 08:53:11 PM »

 Wink So where do you sign up to paddle the highschool girls in to short dresses?
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2011, 10:02:20 PM »

Paddlin' the school canoe, that's a paddlin'!


the other day i was looking for the clip where jasper has his beard in the pencil sharpener and abe turns it one way, then the other, then goes 'welp youre on your own.' but couldnt find it =(
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 10:14:21 PM »

Wink So where do you sign up to paddle the highschool girls in to short dresses?

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