Pirate Contest: Dead Men of Derby

[Johnny Hobo]

You say “Behold! It is I, the greatest hobo who has ever roamed the island! I hate all of your ugly mugs, and shudder to see how big that ugly stick was that whomped you about so readily!”
You say “Tell anyone who disagrees with my free-roaming ways to KISS MY ACES, suckahs! ”
Johnny Hobo flips them all off and takes a seat in the corner of the bar, whistling 'God Save America' and whittling down a stick into a sharp stake.
You say “Oh, and the Palmero beats this bar out! The Palmero is the ritz! TULALULU! ”


http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=2306 Asmoridin. +1 Initial Kill, +3 Derby Citizen, +1 Aspiring Killer, +1 taunt (?)

BTW, my score is 31, you aren't winning , Mencken   
BTW again. It's only a game   Try not to act like someone has their finger over the 'button' and is about to go Defcon 3.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

I personally think any taunt mentioning a "big ugly stick" or otherwise implying the player has a large penis should be entitled to an extra taunt point. But maybe that's just me.

Crap, forgot to mention my taunt.

"FirstAmongstDaves grabs spooge's corpse and tangoes with it into the water."

So an extra +1 for me. 14.

[Killian]

FAD THAT WAS VERY GENEROUS OF YOU TO CONVERT YOUR AP I THINK YOURE A SWELL GUY AND THIS IS POSTED IN THE RIGHT THREAD

Edit:

"FirstAmongstDaves grabs spooge's corpse and tangoes with it into the water."

I was eating breakfast and I wish I  didn't know the meaning of this epithet, especially in this context.

[Josiah Winthrop]

FAD THAT WAS VERY GENEROUS OF YOU TO CONVERT YOUR AP I THINK YOURE A SWELL GUY AND THIS IS POSTED IN THE RIGHT THREAD

Edit:

"FirstAmongstDaves grabs spooge's corpse and tangoes with it into the water."

I was eating breakfast and I wish I  didn't know the meaning of this epithet, especially in this context.

I'm not aware of the epithet, is it a Hilary Duff reference? That :palm:s nasty.

[Raan'dul]

FAD, I just want the temple opened not the no attacking option. All of my characters run on violence.

[Jalal]

Having never experienced Sacred Space I am all for it

[FirstAmongstDaves]

FAD THAT WAS VERY GENEROUS OF YOU TO CONVERT YOUR AP I THINK YOURE A SWELL GUY AND THIS IS POSTED IN THE RIGHT THREAD

Edit:

"FirstAmongstDaves grabs spooge's corpse and tangoes with it into the water."

I was eating breakfast and I wish I  didn't know the meaning of this epithet, especially in this context.

I'm not aware of the epithet, is it a Hilary Duff reference? That :palm:s nasty.

That's a new one on me. I just meant I was dancing with him.

I got nailed yesterday by a Yorker called "Fish Oil". Never encoutered him before, but he was a pretty experienced alt. (Tried wailing him but he moved on.) Poor Captain Atrocious got nailed today by "Filth Wizard". I have no idea where these new characters are coming from, but its good that new players, and I guess they are new, are involved.

[Katie Calhoun]

I have seen both of them around for a while now but there have been a couple of new natives shows up in town since yesterday.

[Iceman]

(You should know that when even Twist defends me, there really isn't any issue!)

This is very true. If everyone remembers this for future reference, we'll avoid a lot of trouble.

I don't know what's been going on in PM's or IRC, but from past experience I'm assuming Johnny's at the heart of the issue. This guy does not speak for any of the rest of us.

[Johnny Hobo]

Actually, I've been pretty complacent lately. I have been planning to open a burlesque house in Derby, but that's about the extent of my doings. Pretty much the only thing I do in IRC nowadays if I'm actually on is gloat in about my daily kill, or tease Stiltskin.

Concerning PM's, I talk to one person, mostly about my business expenditure. Pretty harmless.

[Johnny Hobo]

You say “I came, I saw, I kicked your !”
Johnny Hobo plays the air guitar and sings 'Run, run, run' by the Velvet Underground

http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=19977 man friday

+1 initial kill, +2 for killer, +1 for taunt

[Johnny Hobo]

Johnny Hobo kicks the corpse in the teeth, dances backwards, and slashes Grayson Hunt's face
You say “You're next, buddy! ”
You say “Ol' Nick was bleedin' all over the floor like a pansy, so I decided to put him out of his misery first!”

http://www.proxite.eu/browse.php?u=Oi8vd3d3LnBoaWxvc29waC51cy9taXNjL3NoYXJ0YWsvdW5kZXJ3b3JsZC8%2FaWQ9MTk4NjM%3D&b=5 Nick Mcdigger

+1 initial kill, +3 butcherer, +1 taunt(?)

[Katie Calhoun]

Lasses and gents,
The contest ends June 17th (midnight server time). The contestant with the highest score at the closing of the contest wins.

The contest should be over being that it's after June 17th (midnight server time) (as I post this 2011-06-18 06:55) ... I have no idea who won this contest of the pirates but here is our kills of many that were raiding us. There were many others but these seem to be the ones that attacked and we killed the most.

Misfits and Friends kill list:

The Bloody Legion of Black-Hearted Brigands
Captain Atrocious (5)
Chompa (5)
FirstAmongstDaves (5)
Hugh Hefner (3)
Johnny Hobo (5)
Nigel the Pirate (8 )
Red Jimmy Jimson (7)
Spooge (5)
Zak Raga Raga (7)

Seem to have stopped playing/left
Captain Low (3)
Droolbrood (2)
Endzone (2)
Gorry Louis (6)
Xoxx (2)
Zhao Shi Li (3)

[Johnny Hobo]

A fight well-fought, Miz Calhoun and assorted Misfits. From Black Rum to Pelleas, I've experienced my fair share of kills and own deaths, and will be headed back home.  It was fun, everyone!

[FirstAmongstDaves]

I tip my salted tricorn to the defenders of Derby, who fought with the same sort of enthusiasm and resiliency that I used to see around York, and who for the most part can take a joke.

I also believe as a consequence of those efforts I am no obliged to eat Nigel's underpants.

So, who gets the epithet, "Scourge of Derby"?