The Hanged Man
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« on: June 02, 2011, 07:59:22 AM » |
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Dearest ladies and gentlemen of the jury, It has come to my attention that a small band of miscreant mercenaries slipped into town while I was away. They've dug their dirty little heels into our sacred soil and have begun taking pot shots at the local talent. As you may all remember, York has a long history of violence with the Mercenary's Guild and the New Age Mercenary's Guild. Their presence will not be tolerated in York. The war begins now. Local fighting men will either kill now for the glory of York or die later in shame. York is ours, The Hanged Man, Sheriff of YorkFor anyone unsure of what the average mercenary might look like, a photograph has been placed below:  |
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« Last Edit: June 02, 2011, 08:30:01 AM by The Hanged Man »
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"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." - Voltaire
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Don't report things to me. Talk to a moderator.
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2011, 09:45:49 AM » |
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I have moved the rest of the topics in this thread. Please try and keep to the board rules.
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Maj. Arcana
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2011, 10:50:55 AM » |
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The Fate Awaiting the NAMG:
the mercs must be killed and their flesh must be rent from their bones and their bones must be burnt into ash and the ash must be mixed with salt water from our shores and their families must drink the bitter water, yea down to the seventh generation they must drink it. of their torn flesh, it must be mashed together with the blood of monkeys killed within our borders and this must be mixed into a pie to feed to all those who cry out against our harsh ways, yea though they may be Yorkmen in shape their hearts are foreign to us so it is fitting that they be compelled to consume our fallen foes. For this is the Tradition and Tradition is Law.
sayeth The Hierophant
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I'm not going anywhere now, and neither is my army of zergs!
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2011, 08:19:14 PM » |
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Best be winding your neck in before it gets broken, Nelly. Sayeth bloody me.
~SP
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Twist - boner-inducingly handsome | ClickClick - guardian of the Dalpoki | Sympathetic Phil - hard-bitten mercenary and surly drunkard | Tkltchk - hungry, want eat | Fist McRhinopuncher - fairly self-explanatory "Iceman?" How  is that? | Suggestions
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Raffles
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2011, 09:25:15 PM » |
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Mercenaries who aren't guild members are presumably exempt from the mandatory death sentence?
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 09:42:12 PM » |
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Best be winding your neck in before it gets broken, Nelly. Sayeth bloody me.
~SP
oooooooooooooooooooooh!!!! nelly the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus! |
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woodrow guthrie: a derby folk singer. out to map the entire island and bag some exotic game. fluffhead: a york fellow who is helping operate the derby training facility. are you dtf?  |
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 09:43:06 PM » |
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What happened to my post?
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Sometimes derailing the out of an already what the topic is not enough. |
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Calliope Grieve
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2011, 10:03:58 PM » |
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Apparently they've been "moved".
At any rate--Hierophant, good luck with coercing the 7th generation of my family to drink me. I hear my great-great-great-great-great granddaughter is just as ornery as I was.
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Boredom = killing things.
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2011, 10:18:51 PM » |
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Mercenaries who aren't guild members are presumably exempt from the mandatory death sentence?
There's no reason for you to be Billy-No-Mates, Silk-Shirt. You just need to have a bloody think about that attitude of yours. ~SP |
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Twist - boner-inducingly handsome | ClickClick - guardian of the Dalpoki | Sympathetic Phil - hard-bitten mercenary and surly drunkard | Tkltchk - hungry, want eat | Fist McRhinopuncher - fairly self-explanatory "Iceman?" How is that? | Suggestions
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2011, 10:32:29 PM » |
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Your mate Endzone rather decided for me. It'd be good to know it had a silver lining though.
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The Hanged Man
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Sheriff of York
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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2011, 02:26:15 AM » |
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All foreign mercs die on the wire. Doesn't matter if they're high falutin businessmen or a scrap-diggin' lone wolf. The Hanged Man kicks down the door and storms in, sword drawn. "This apple's got worms in it!!"
You attack Honey de Lune with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They die.
Underworld log successful .
You say “Should have taken my ceasefire when I offered it.”
The Hanged Man wipes the blade clean on the man's skirt and casually strolls out the door. |
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"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." - Voltaire
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Honey de Lune
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You don't even know about wild mountain honey..
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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2011, 03:42:37 AM » |
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Mister Hanged Man, stop trying to look up my skirt! How rude!  But in all seriousness! I don't offer a cease-fire to bullies. And what are you? A bully. |
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You could say it's my instinct
yes, I still have one
There's no time to second guess it
yes, there are things that I'm still so afraid of
But my courage is roaring like the sound of the sun!
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Endzone
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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2011, 04:07:23 AM » |
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Endzone sits back with a bucket of popcorn and watches the show
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Maj. Arcana
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 07:34:56 AM » |
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this isnt a merc -i guess their all dead- but i didnt want to make a new thread so ill tell some funny stories about life in york instead. outside the trader's hut.
Here you can see Amanda Reckonwith.
You say “out of my way, girlie!”
You say “ill slap you girlie! ill do it so I will.”
You attack Amanda Reckonwith with a rifle butt for 1 damage. They drop to 74 HP.
The Hierophant smacks her over the head with his rifle butt. she crumples to the ground, looking at The Hierophant wide-eyed with fear. "that's how all girlies ought to look. remember to put on your makeup too."
You say “haw haw haw.”
i didnt want to kill her. im trying to turn over a new leave. and shes not a foreigner so theres no real reason to kill her just to knock her up a bit so she learns some manners. stay tuned next time for more funny stories. |
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I'm not going anywhere now, and neither is my army of zergs!
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Raan'dul
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« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 07:32:09 PM » |
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HAHA, wow, I thought my humor was bad. Your sense of humor is about as dead as you should be. HAHA! Don't worry, once I kill off these pirates in Derby I will make you match your sense of humor.
*The signature is in blood*
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You attack the tiger and miss. Pausing a moment to reflect on this, tackling the tiger with your bare hands might be considered crazy!
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