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« on: May 31, 2011, 07:56:39 PM » |
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Hey folks, been on a sort of hiatus as I prepare for a journey of great import.
In any event, I'm going to be w/out internet access for the next two months or so, but rest assured, I'll be back. Sorry for being away w/out warning, my pirate friends and royal court associates.
I SHALL RETURN from the desert, no doubt with many strange and wondrous revelations, for that is where we find them, in the desert. Try not to burn the place down while I'm away.
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“I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage.
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Bobby the Hatchet
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2011, 08:26:51 PM » |
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GLORIOUS!! Take care, man.
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Iceman
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2011, 08:28:52 PM » |
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Uh, can I crash at yours while you're away? I'll totally do the cleaning and stuff.
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Twist - boner-inducingly handsome | ClickClick - guardian of the Dalpoki | Sympathetic Phil - hard-bitten mercenary and surly drunkard | Tkltchk - hungry, want eat | Fist McRhinopuncher - fairly self-explanatory "Iceman?" How  is that? | Suggestions
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Bobby the Hatchet
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 08:33:22 PM » |
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He just wants to sniff through your underwear drawer.
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Killian
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2011, 09:42:15 PM » |
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XNot enough true kings around, I reckon.
Iceman, I have a rubber sheep in need of your expertise. Just don't ask where I found it.
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Raan'dul
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2011, 12:26:46 AM » |
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Drink lotsa water bro! Take care!
And my under wear drawer is ready for you Iceman!
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You attack the tiger and miss. Pausing a moment to reflect on this, tackling the tiger with your bare hands might be considered crazy!
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Vetari
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 09:39:20 AM » |
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Drink lotsa water bro!
That's quite true. Get those one of those keffiyeh too! Deserts tend to be quite cool once you're in the shade of any kind (loose robes like the Bedouins wear are actually quite cool, even if you're under the sun), so you'll possibly mistake that you're not losing water. Enjoy the desert! I saw some deserts not a month and a half back, and that's where I found the wisdom to tell you the above. |
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 Forum Rule of the Month: * Try to stay on topic. Don't hijack threads (without a good reason).
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Killian
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2011, 11:19:44 AM » |
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Last Active: Today at 12:52:19 AM MAN, WHAT THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER, MAN. EXPLAIN THIS. YOU GO AWAY FOR MONTHS AT A TIME AND THEN YOU SAY YOUR GONNA BE GONE FOR ANOTHER MONTHS MAN BUT YOU POP UP LIKE THIS IRRESPONSIBLY SMELLING LIKE BOOZE AND YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME ANYMORE HOW'S OUR LITTLE FAMILY GONNA STAY TOGETHER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN BE CLOSE TO ANY OF US AND THOSE SILK STOCKINGS YOU BOUGHT FOR ME FOR FREE YOU LIED TO ME IT WAS 0.0003% POLYESTER SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG AT THE FACTORY WTF MAN I WANT MY MONEY BACK. IM NOT EVEN USING PROPER SPELLING OR PUNCTUATION ANYMORE. WHATS LITTLE ROBBY S'POSED TO TAKE FROM THIS MAN HE NEEDS A POSITIVE MALE INFLUENCE IN HIS LIFE. YOU KNOW WHOSE A REAL MAN? NIGEL THE PIRATE. HE KILLED LIKE 60 BAJILLION PEOPLE IN ONE NIGHT MAN AND HE DID IT FOR :palm:S AND GIGGLES MAN. THAT'S IT. I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU. I'VE RESOLVED TO SET YOU ON FIRE, MAAAAAN. DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO EXTINGUISH YOURSELF, MAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAN, I'VE REPLACED ALL THE ISLAND WATER WITH OIL. |
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Killian
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2011, 11:20:37 AM » |
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If you don't want me posting something that horrible again, be consistent with your disappearance.
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oldmeatwadjm
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2011, 11:59:04 AM » |
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We will wait for your return, King!
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KingBiscuit
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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2011, 09:04:09 AM » |
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If you don't want me posting something that horrible again, be consistent with your disappearance.
Cool story, but I don't leave until next week. Just don't have much time to play in between preparation and work. Daves, PM me if you want what remains of the Royal Court treasury. I'll have SofaKing come in and do a scene w/ Blue Hummingbird before I go. |
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“I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage.
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Killian
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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2011, 02:45:34 PM » |
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You're just playing with my emotions, aren't you? Oh, I seem to have forgotten to post in caps.
I still would prefer it if you wouldn't have to leave like this. It goes without saying, but you've been consistently the voice of reason where others have fallen short. :/
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Most improved 2011 Most handsome 2011 Most likely to snap and hack everyone with an axe 2011 |
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KingBiscuit
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« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2011, 05:26:25 AM » |
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Never fear, Killy, the leave is temporary. I shall return, as MacArthur said.
Stay out of the underwear drawer, kids. It's full of spiders.
UP UP AND AWAY! BE BACK IN A JIFFY!
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“I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage.
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FirstAmongstDaves
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2011, 02:14:32 AM » |
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If you don't want me posting something that horrible again, be consistent with your disappearance.
Cool story, but I don't leave until next week. Just don't have much time to play in between preparation and work. Daves, PM me if you want what remains of the Royal Court treasury. I'll have SofaKing come in and do a scene w/ Blue Hummingbird before I go. Oh, ok, sorry, just read this. No rush. |
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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