Argh, here's what went down.
Part 1:FirstAmongstDaves says “Hey, where did Raffles go? And please excuse my good friend Captain Atrocious. He is, after all, atrocious.” (2011-05-31 10:08)
FirstAmongstDaves says “Bar looks quite good.... Not sure about the Mission Brown. Couldn't it have been grey?” (2011-05-31 10:10)
Payton Gunn points out the door to where Raffles had run off. "Pretty sure he got killed on his way out though. Grayson got him I think...Mercs will be mercs?" She shrugs and looks down at the bodies. (2011-05-31 10:10)
FirstAmongstDaves suddenly gets red in the face. "Really? Someone killed Raffles? Who the hell killed Raffles?" (2011-05-31 10:17)
Payton Gunn looks up at Dave, "Seems Grayson got him after he ran out of the bar. Not sure about where Grayson is lurkin' now, but last I heard he was down in those caves under our feet." (2011-05-31 10:18)
FirstAmongstDaves suddenly stands to his feet. His hands are curled into claws. "Raffles may be a pox-faced untrustworthy lowlife dressed in stolen silks, but he's our lowlife dressed in silks!" (2011-05-31 10:19)
FirstAmongstDaves picks up a table and throws it into the wall. Bits of splintered wood rain on the crowd. (2011-05-31 10:20)
Payton Gunn shrugs, "Wont be seein' the likes of Grayson in the bar, so I would check around the swamp if he is truly brave enough to stick around town." (2011-05-31 10:20)
Payton Gunn watches the table crash and splinter and looks unimpressed. "I like Raffles too, but no need to take it out on the bar, mister." (2011-05-31 10:21)
FirstAmongstDaves punches Captain Low in the nose. Low punches him back. The two men fall to the floor, wrestling ferociously and punching each other with the hilts of their cutlasses. (2011-05-31 10:21)
Payton Gunn looks from the brawling men on the floor to the mango juice sitting next to her on the table. She rubs her eyes and shakes her head, "Naw, don't think the lady spiked my drink this time." (2011-05-31 10:22)
FirstAmongstDaves stands, spitting shards of tooth. He smacks Low into the keyboard of the piano. Ivory keys fly across the bar. Low savagely punches FirstamongstDaves in the throat, causing him to vomit blood. (2011-05-31 10:24)
FirstAmongstDaves swings at Low, misses, and hits Nigel the Pirate in the nose. Nigel's nostrils split, spraying blood. Nigel stands and punches FirstAmongstDaves' in the eye. (2011-05-31 10:26)
FirstAmongstDaves flies backwards into Gorry Louis, who smashes his glass over FirstAmongstDaves' head. The pirate falls to his knees, clutching at his scalp. (2011-05-31 10:28)
FirstAmongstDaves staggers to his feet, grabs the first object at hand - a candlestick - and lunges at Gorry Louis with it. He misses, and sets fire to Swamp Thing. (2011-05-31 10:29)
Payton Gunn watches the bar fight and giggles to herself. Seeing Swamp Thing flaming she quickly dumps the remainder of her mango juice over his head to stop the fire. (2011-05-31 10:31)
FirstAmongstDaves says “Crap, I've torched a plant elemental, the living embodiment of global environmentalism." He pauses, and shrugs. "Go polluters!"” (2011-05-31 10:31)
Payton Gunn heads back to her seat, dodging FirstAmongstDaves as he gets punched in the gut by captain dervish and flies back into the bar. (2011-05-31 10:32)
FirstAmongstDaves smashes into the glasses and bottles. Alcohol and blood splash onto the floor. FirstAmongstDaves' back is lacerated with large chunks of glass embedded in his flesh. (2011-05-31 10:34)
FirstAmongstDaves throws himself at Hugh Hefner, his forearm landing across Hef's throat. "Stop bogging the Playboy bunnies, you bastard!" (2011-05-31 10:36)
Payton Gunn holds up her bottle of mango juice, "To you Dave! You might want to have that..." She winces as Nigel the Pirate leaps on top of FirstAmongstDaves in an unexpected body slam. (2011-05-31 10:36)
Payton Gunn giggles at the tangle of men on the floor. FirstAmonstDaves holding tight to Hugh Hefner's neck and Nigel the Pirate in a twisted pose atop them both. (2011-05-31 10:37)
FirstAmongstDaves falls backwards into the bar as Hef gives him an uppercut to the chin. Hef staggers about clutching his throat, and then kicks FirstAmongstDaves in the ribs. (2011-05-31 10:37)
Payton Gunn gasps as she sees Captain Low pull a mandolin from somewhere and heads with purpose towards the bloodied men. (2011-05-31 10:40)
FirstAmongstDaves catches Hef's boot and throws him backwards, and then, blinded by blood and rum in his eyes, takes wild swings at Captain Low, repeatedly missing. He trips and falls into the piano. (2011-05-31 10:40)
FirstAmongstDaves is tangled in piano strings, vaguely resembling a fly caught in a spider's web. "Hello? I could use some help here." (2011-05-31 10:42)
Payton Gunn rocks back in her chair laughing loudly. Wiping her eyes with the cuff of her jacket she smiles at FirstAmongstDaves. "Now you are a sight, let me tell ya." (2011-05-31 10:43)
Payton Gunn looks around the trashed bar and plops her empty bottle on the table. "Man, lady is gonna murder someone when she wakes up and sees this. Glad I didn't have a part in it." She whistles innocently. (2011-05-31 10:48)
FirstAmongstDaves punches Payton Gunn in the nose. "Well, now you did, smartarse." (2011-05-31 10:52)
Payton Gunn rubs her arm after FirstAmongstDaves hits her, "Ouch, that stung a little." (2011-05-31 10:52)
Payton Gunn blinks and puts a hand to her nose and looks confused, "You are a master of misdirection, mister." (2011-05-31 10:53)
FirstAmongstDaves leaps from the piano, grabs a bar stool, and, completely unprovoked, smashes it over the head of Deus257. (2011-05-31 10:53)
FirstAmongstDaves throws the legs of the barstool at Hugh Hefner, and then doubles in half as he is punched in the stomach by a scarlet-faced Gorry Louis. (2011-05-31 10:55)
Payton Gunn watches the scene continue as she reaches over to one of the wooden fruit bowls and takes a few pieces. She rocks back in her chair and pops a few slices of apple into her mouth. (2011-05-31 10:57)
FirstAmongstDaves is lifted up by the collar by Nigel the Pirate and thrown back into the piano. There is a nasty claging sound and an ominous creak of wood. (2011-05-31 10:57)
FirstAmongstDaves says “You do know I can't play it when I'm inside it, don't you?” (2011-05-31 10:58)
Payton Gunn says “I think they like your ditties Dave, they keep puttin' ya back in the music maker.” (2011-05-31 11:03)
Black Rum woke up, startled by the sudden noise of the barfight. (2011-05-31 11:09)
Black Rum casually stands up and strolls right into the brawl. He grabs FirstAmongstDaves by the arm and pulls him out of the pile of raging drunkards. (2011-05-31 11:10)
Black Rum says “Listen fella. I overheard you getting mad at Raffles death. It might interest you that Grayson is or was not last seen in the caves. I found his body at the shaman just yesterday.” (2011-05-31 11:12)
Black Rum lets FirstAmongstDaves go. "If you hurry you might be able track him down." (2011-05-31 11:13)
Busty McTrenchcoater gives you a heavy sword. (2011-05-31 11:18)
You hear Busty McTrenchcoater whisper “Been paid to give you this. ” (2011-05-31 11:18)
FirstAmongstDaves punches Black Rum in the nose, pulls his head to his knee, and then winces with pain as Black Rum smashes a large and heavy pint glass against the side of his face. (2011-05-31 11:25)
FirstAmongstDaves is picked up by the shoulders by both Nigel the Pirate and Gorry Louis, and thrown into the wall. A framed hanging picture of dogs playing poker falls onto FirstAmongstDaves' head. (2011-05-31 11:27)
Black Rum spits a bit of blood. "SO YOU WANT TO CUDDLE HUH?!" He rams his shoulder into FAD while sweeping away his left leg resulting in FAD falling to the ground. (2011-05-31 11:29)
FirstAmongstDaves says “I think I bit my tongue.” (2011-05-31 11:30)
Black Rum tries to jump on FAD's chest, but FAD quickly kick at Black Rum's knees. (2011-05-31 11:30)
FirstAmongstDaves wobbles to his feet punches Black Rum in the nose again. "This thing has got to break sooner or later." (2011-05-31 11:31)
FirstAmongstDaves swings wildly at Black Rum, missing and spinning in a circle. " (2011-05-31 11:32)
FirstAmongstDaves says “ing hell, I'm a ballerina." He spits another tooth, and grins wildly. "Right! I think its time we started a fight!"” (2011-05-31 11:33)
Black Rum swings at Gorry Louis. "Oy quit interfereing." He tries to kick FAD, but he already got to his feet and grabs Black Rum by the neck and smashes him into a table. (2011-05-31 11:33)
FirstAmongstDaves draws his dagger, and using the hilt smacks it into Black Rum's jaw. The hilt breaks. "Goddamned shoddy York workmanship!", FAD mutters. (2011-05-31 11:34)
Black Rum takes on a fighting stance. "Aye you dance like a ballerina and you sure punch like one. I barely felt a thing" (2011-05-31 11:34)
FirstAmongstDaves suddenly passes out, more from intoxication than pain. (2011-05-31 11:35)
Black Rum grabs a handful of nuts from one of the bowls that magically survived the commotion and hlings it at FAD. Several parrots attracted by them fly towards FAD who struggles to fight them off. (2011-05-31 11:35)
Black Rum blinks. "What? That's it? You fight like a dairy farmer!" He straightens his nose and gets back to his table. (2011-05-31 11:38)
Johnny Hobo kills Katie Calhoun with a heavy sword. (2011-05-31 13:52)
Johnny Hobo kills Payton Gunn with a heavy sword. (2011-05-31 13:53)
Johnny Hobo kills Deus257 with a heavy sword. (2011-05-31 13:55)
Johnny Hobo takes a long swig of his wine (2011-05-31 13:56)
Johnny Hobo scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2011-05-31 14:09)
Johnny Hobo carves something onto the wall. (2011-05-31 14:09)
Zak Raga Raga kills Pigbat with a heavy sword. (2011-05-31 14:10)
Zak Raga Raga carves pieces off the body of Pigbat and begins eating! (2011-05-31 14:10)
Zak Raga Raga carves pieces off the body of Pigbat and begins eating! (2011-05-31 14:11)
Zak Raga Raga carves pieces off the body of Pigbat and begins eating! (2011-05-31 14:11)
FirstAmongstDaves wakes up when blood splashes against his face. "Now that, my friends, is champagne comedy." (2011-05-31 14:35)
FirstAmongstDaves leans against the bar, picking large pieces of broken glass out of his chest. "Love. Its a funny thing. There's true love. There's love of your children, family. There's love for mankind." (2011-05-31 14:40)
FirstAmongstDaves says “That's important. Love of your community, and your place within it. Having a sense of purpose amongst your society. All of which facilitates the most important kind of love.” (2011-05-31 14:41)
FirstAmongstDaves takes a swig of rum. "Self love. Oh yeah. Baby. Self love." He stares suddenly at Swamp Thing. "Sorry, man, am I creeping you out? You look creeped out." (2011-05-31 14:43)
FirstAmongstDaves draws his cutlass and lops off Swamp Thing's head with one swing. (2011-05-31 14:46)
FirstAmongstDaves kills Swamp Thing with a cutlass. (2011-05-31 14:46)
FirstAmongstDaves says “And that is because sometimes Alan Moore gives me the :palm:s. Besides, man, you stink of.. something. What is that scent?” (2011-05-31 14:47)
FirstAmongstDaves taps his lip with an index finger, then suddenly clicks his fingers. "Got it. You stink of swamp. No decomposing mud-dweller should be allowed in a God-fearing tavern. We're not :palm:ing Wiccans." (2011-05-31 14:49)
FirstAmongstDaves picks up the piano and holds it wobbling above his head. "Piano music sucks!" He throws the piano out the window, and it lands with a cacophony outside on the street. (2011-05-31 15:02)
Black Rum kills Johnny Hobo with a heavy sword. (2011-05-31 15:04)
Black Rum pulls out his heavy sword from Johnny Hobo's back. "Well mr. rouge. Who's watching your back? (2011-05-31 15:07)
Black Rum looks at the bodies of Katie and Payton. "Sorry ladies, but I couldn't do a thing." (2011-05-31 15:09)
FirstAmongstDaves scratches his chin. "Didn't you read the sign? NO KILLING IN THE PUB!" He frowns at Black Rum. "I think killing Mr Hobo goes against pirate ethics." (2011-05-31 15:14)
Black Rum sighs. "Shut up prick. First, I am illiterate. Second, you just killed that 'thing', so you're no one to talk and third I don't want to or have to share your ethics. I still have my own." (2011-05-31 15:17)
FirstAmongstDaves crouches over the bodies of Katie and Payton, nods. "Running a town isn't like running a bar. Any political conservative will tell you that government has no business in being in business." (2011-05-31 15:21)
FirstAmongstDaves looks over his shoulder at Black Rum. "Shh. I'm being philosophical. Its a very rare moment." He stands. "Well, we should drag these bodies outside before they fester in the tropical heat." (2011-05-31 15:25)
Black Rum says “Aye. But the bigger businesses sooner or later influence politics and vice versa.” (2011-05-31 15:26)
FirstAmongstDaves scratches his head. "The towns need rabid dogs, strays to roam in packs to pick at the corpses of the dead. Or maybe just rats." He starts to drag two bodies outside. (2011-05-31 15:27)
Black Rum shrugs. "Nah I don't want to. The barkeep belongs here and I sure as hell don't touch the swamp thing." (2011-05-31 15:28)
FirstAmongstDaves frowns again at Black Rum. "Excuse me, you just tried to engage my manhood in conversation, understandably mistaking it for a fully grown adult. The use of the term "prick" was the key indicia." (2011-05-31 15:31)
Black Rum says “Sorry man. I'm a little jumpy after the incidents” (2011-05-31 15:32)
FirstAmongstDaves smirks at Johnny Hobo's carving with admiration. "Great name for a bar. "The Rogue Behind." I like it." (2011-05-31 15:32)
FirstAmongstDaves shrugs. "No bother. Well, I suppose I'd better serve drinks since the ladies are indisposed." He turns to the crowd. "Drinks are on the house!" (2011-05-31 15:35)
FirstAmongstDaves climbs over the bar and lays his head under a keg tap. He flips the tap open. Frothy beer spills into his face, almost drowning him. (2011-05-31 15:37)
FirstAmongstDaves shakes his head, like a dog after a bath. "God, I had a vision of an angel, naked, coming to take me to heaven, holding a fiery sword of justice in one hand and a pint of beer in the other." (2011-05-31 15:39)
Black Rum hops onto the bar and watches FirstAmongstDaves. "I guess Katie won't utterly disagree but you should stay away from the storage room. The monkeys might tear you apart. (2011-05-31 15:40)
Black Rum rubs his head. "Oh. I'm a little off here. I meant to say she won't utterly disagree with you taking her stuff." (2011-05-31 15:41)
FirstAmongstDaves kicks in the door of the storage room. "She won't mind a bit. Huh." He lifts up a pair of red silk and lace underpants laying on a spare keg. "I can't believe she stole my underwear." (2011-05-31 15:53)
FirstAmongstDaves lifts off his hood and puts the underpants on his head. "Stops chaffing." He frowns. "Damn it, she's stretched them." His frown deepens. "Maybe they're not mine?" He quickly drops the underwear. (2011-05-31 15:56)
Black Rum tilts his head to the side and says in a mocking voice. "I can't believe you think you have the skin to wear red." Just as he finishes a monkey grabs the red undies and disappears. (2011-05-31 15:58)
FirstAmongstDaves looks around the darkened storage room. "No monkeys in here. But, my friends, we do have Cubans." He lifts up a box. "Fresh from Havana. Who wants a chuff?" (2011-05-31 15:58)
FirstAmongstDaves sees the monkey scamper off with the underwear. "Hey! You owe me money for that!" Shrugging, he lights a cigar, blows smoke rings. (2011-05-31 15:59)
FirstAmongstDaves says “Now, if I was going to run a bar, this is what I'd having lying about for people to enjoy. Pocket watch? Meh. A big fat cheroot primed to stink the place out? You betcha.” (2011-05-31 16:01)
FirstAmongstDaves blows a long plume of steel blue smoke at Payton Gunn's corpse. "Justice might be slow, Gunn, but never sleeps. Suffice it to say I disagreed with your decision to execute me. I owe Hobo one." (2011-05-31 16:03)
Black Rum grabs himself a cuban as well. "Yeah. These things are pretty neat. I like everything that burns." (2011-05-31 16:04)
Black Rum draws from his cuban and blows several tiny rings into the air. (2011-05-31 16:07)
Captain Low takes a pull from a blackened bottle of rum. "Well I be damned..." (2011-05-31 16:13)
Captain Low staggers to get his footing. He limps up to the bar and stabs his dagger deep into the aged wood. Glaring around the room. “Right. So I suppose ye’ all be wonderin’ what I called ye’ here for.” (2011-05-31 16:21)
Captain Low snarls a spits. "The island seems ter think the pirates have gone soft..." (2011-05-31 16:23)
Sir Giles Greensleeves says “OCH! POOR KATIE! There are only three pe-ople on this island to have shown me a kindness an' she was one. 'Tis a shame. That blackguard needs run through more than once, methinks.” with a slight accent. (2011-05-31 16:24)
Sir Giles Greensleeves says “By the sword Rhiannon, he shall.” with a slight accent. (2011-05-31 16:24)
Sir Giles Greensleeves bows a bit in respect towards Black Rum. (2011-05-31 16:25)
Captain Low says “They seen us chasin' ghost ships and buyin' their drinks, politely brawlin' and carryin' on lived civilized bloody men...” (2011-05-31 16:25)
Sir Giles Greensleeves says “An' as fer ye, Droolbrood, there's no reason fer us to be a-whisperin' since I cannah understand ye. At least not yer language. Yer actions, that is another matter.” with a slight accent. (2011-05-31 16:27)
Sir Giles Greensleeves drinks his rum like water, gulping it down through his mandibles. It's a disturbing sight. (2011-05-31 16:28)
Sir Giles Greensleeves says “Ye are the very fellow who attacked me my first hours in this place, and it is because of ye me fangs and me blades are sworn to draw pirate blood.” with a slight accent. (2011-05-31 16:29)
Captain Low pauses for a moment, glancing at Sir Giles, a man sworn to kill any pirate he comes across. "It'll be a cold day in hell afore I allow my ramblin's ter be interrupted by a bloody spider..." (2011-05-31 16:30)
Captain Low cuts the spider down, before it flees out the door, a grotesque tangle of legs and guts. (2011-05-31 16:31)
Black Rum smirks. "Looks like satan's going to have to buy a sweater." (2011-05-31 16:31)
The ghostly voice of Katie Calhoun says “Looks like Johnny is KOS in the bar now. I wonder why he did that. Pity” (2011-05-31 16:34)
Black Rum says “Hey cap'n Low. The room has gone awfully quiet. Does the mighty and fearsome pirate need to cath his breath after hitting a spider before he can go on with his speech?” (2011-05-31 16:35)
Captain Low kills Black Rum with a heavy sword. (2011-05-31 16:43)
The parrot on Black Rum's shoulder flies away. (2011-05-31 16:43)
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