Shartak Forum: The Game is Called MURDER

*In the Spirit Hut*

The Munch says “NAM NAM NAM!!!!”
The Munch kills Chewbacca with a dagger.
The Munch carves pieces off the body of Chewbacca and begins eating! x3
The Munch kills Mortis with a dagger.
The Munch carves pieces off the body of Mortis and begins eating!

Nokomis says “Oh no...MURDER...I SAY IT'S MURDER...HELP!”
Nokomis says “THE MUNCH IS HERE! EVERYBODY RUN! HAHAHA”
Nokomis says “Now...what's going to happen next. Who is the next victim? Stay tuned...”
Nokomis flies around the room in excitement wondering which will be the one picked next. Will it be Etherdrifter or will it be Liberal Pi? Again...stay tuned...same bat-time....same bat-channel

Nokomis says “It seems the winner is...drums roll please....CHEWBECCA FOR THE WIN!”
Nokomis says “Now...we are at the nail biting point wondering how long will it take Chewbecca to kill The Munch. You see....he stood up and is fighting back. Yay Chewbacca!”
Nokomis says “Once again stayed tuned for this hair raising story brought to you by Glade air freshner.”
Nokomis says “ Does your home not quite have that homey smell of dirt and decay? Does this make you embarrassed when you have killers visit? ”
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Nokomis says “We're back...it's still a close kill. Chewbacca and The Munch seem to be both tired and just staring at each other. It looks like...yes....The Munch is close to death.”
Nokomis says “How long will this suspense last boys and girls? I don't know! It's killing me...oh wait...I am already dead. HA!”

The Munch frowns at the attacks, quite saddened by the violence. "Ahm a hangrah man!"
The Munch carves pieces off the body of Mortis and begins eating!

Nokomis says “ What is this? The Munch seems to have healed himself a bit and taking bites out of Mortis.”
Nokomis says “There has been a turn of events boys and girls. Two other players has entered into the game. Are they going to go after The Munch for the killings he has done in the Spirit Hut? We shall see....”

The Munch scratches his head, emptying his pockets--no healing herbs. He simply points to the bodies. "Ahm hazza znag...ahm hangrah, hazza harmanbargar...nam nam nam!"

The Munch starts acting very strangely.

You Circe let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.x 12

The Munch looks about fearfully in the cacophony of shrieking! "GAHZ!!! GAHZ!!! BAAAAAA, zazza Ghaz!"

You hear Dunjk let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. 9
You hear Ghosty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.x 12
You hear dancing phoenix let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.x6
You hear Mortis let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. x12

Liberal Pi turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

The Munch carves pieces off the body of Liberal Pi and begins eating! x3
The Munch says “Nam nam nam!”
The Munch kills Etherdrifter with a dagger.

The ghostly voice of Dunjk says “Come on, the idea is people don't die from the screams and wails and all that...”

The Munch carves pieces off the body of Etherdrifter and begins eating!

You hear Dunjk let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.

The Munch carves pieces off the body of Etherdrifter and begins eating! x2

Jesus H Christ kills The Munch with a wooden club.
Jesus H Christ says “Damn, too late.”
Jesus H Christ collects the head of The Munch.

Nokomis says “JESUS H. CHRIST! Looks like a new player came into the arena and took out The Munch. Listen...hear that?”
Nokomis says “It's the wail of the crowd in their excitement in watching The Munch finally go down after hours of fighting.”
Nokomis says “Congratulations to Jesus for the win. As you all know the winner gets a years worth of free...that's FREE... Dusty Tomb air freshener for his home.”
Nokomis says “So until the next time...stay tuned...same bat-time....same bat-channel.”

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