Here's the past day, anyway.
(2011-07-24 00:13) You give 2 gold coins to Honey de Lune .
(2011-07-24 00:14) Gorry Louis puts two gold coin coins on the bar. "Yarr, rum if'n ye got it, beer if'n ye don't."
(2011-07-24 00:16) Gorry Louis scowls at Last Laugh in recognition. "Yer the bastard who kilt me when I be down 'ere the last time. Bloody Hanged Man's lackey. Where be the bastard so's I kin 'catch up' wit him?"
(2011-07-24 00:20) Gorry Louis loses interest in the clown, turns to see Dooku staring at him with beady little eyes. "Yarr, yer the most sour-lookin' yorkie I bin encounterin' yet." He digs around in his pockets and pulls out,
(2011-07-24 00:22) Gorry Louis pulls out a small wicker box with small dagger holes cut in. "Arr, here be yer own crab ter take care of an' love ye. On'y the box be stayin' wit' me, took forever to build and lots o' driftwood."
(2011-07-24 00:23) Gorry Louis opens the box and the crab bolts out, heading straight for Dooku's seat. "Yarr, enjoy, yorkie!".
(2011-07-24 00:24) You give a crab to Dooku .
(2011-07-24 00:38) Last Laugh chuckles, "Those were good times Gorry, I'm many peoples lacky. As long as they claim to speak for York and tell me to kill people than they have to be one of the good guys."
(2011-07-24 00:39) Last Laugh looks at his bloody clothes, "In fact I killed two people on my way in here and the last one was a pirate like you."
(2011-07-24 00:40) Last Laugh says “I know when using a gun I shouldn't be right up close to people, but I just love when the brains and blood splatter all over the place. It's beautiful.”
(2011-07-24 00:42) Last Laugh keeps wearing that stupid grin that makes you want to punch him right in the stupid face. "But the truth is, I like you pirates, or at least I respect you. I mean, you kill those Dalpoki wreches."
(2011-07-24 00:43) Last Laugh says “You always give it a good fight, and I have to acknowlegde that."”
(2011-07-24 00:46) Last Laugh says “Once talked to a Dalpoki, he was going on about how the dalpoki warrior could defeat a pirate any day in a fair fight. I couldn't keep a straight face through that one.”
(2011-07-24 00:49) Last Laugh says “I don't believe that for a second, it's amazing that you pirates haven't burned there so called civilization to the ground. But instead we've got them running around making these wild claims.”
(2011-07-24 00:50) Last Laugh 's face darkens, "And so I gouged out his eyes and fed them to him."
(2011-07-24 06:17) You climb outside.
(2011-07-24 06:18) You step inside.
(2011-07-24 06:18) You step outside.
(2011-07-24 06:18) You climb inside.
(2011-07-24 06:19) You say “Yarr, I thank ye, yorkie. Ever since I set foot in yon village I've bin 'spectin ter be kilt by one o' ye nutters.”
(2011-07-24 06:20) You say “Hell, I just saw a natty cannibal scarfing on some poor bastard in the trader's hut.”
(2011-07-24 06:21) You say “So's the welcome be most kind o' ye.”
(2011-07-24 06:21) You say “Naow as fore yon dalpokis, well i bin huntin' em fore a while, not as long as some tho.”
(2011-07-24 06:23) You say “I haven't bin back at yon wreck for a goodly time, not since that physicker they brought up from yon durham got hisself kilt, him an' the pirate guardin' him. Brett somethin' or other.”
(2011-07-24 06:24) You say “Well and the wreck be too wretched a place without a physicker, a man kin go mad an' plenny have, includin' me. but it's off an' on.”
(2011-07-24 06:25) You say “Yarr, I bin thinkin' o' returnin' ter Dalpok fore a spell ter hunt the natty once more. I see ye got plenny o' natty here ter contend wit' but Dalpokis be different somehow.”
(2011-07-24 06:26) You say “I bin buildin' some roads as a family favour, but it tain't be my cup o' rum.”
(2011-07-24 06:29) You say “Tell ye what, Yorkie, why don't ye come wit' me when I go, and we'll hunt some Dalpoki together. I bin thinkin' o' makin' a clan like exotic sport hunters, on'y stead o' huntin' beasties it be natty.”
(2011-07-24 06:31) Gorry Louis waves a hand at the stink and holler outside. "Th'oddest part be thet I got no beef wit' the natty an' no politicking like some other folks. Pirates know Dalpok be
livin',
(2011-07-24 06:33) Gorry Louis interrupts himself to knock the bar with his fist. "Oy barkeep kin ye be servin' me yer rum afore I die!?" He turns back to Last Laugh, "Anyway, I reckon yon natty knows the wreck be no deal too."
(2011-07-24 06:36) You say “So's I figger if'n they knows tharr aint be no reasonin' fore it an' we knows it, well, it be like a game o' bloodsport."”
(2011-07-24 06:36) You say “An' what could be more civil-like then that?”
(2011-07-24 08:02) You take 2 damage from a bottle of salt water and drop to 82 HP.
(2011-07-24 08:04) Gorry Louis grunts at the new face. "Yarr, the barkeep be asleep or drunk I reckon."
(2011-07-24 08:05) You say “Eight hours drunk as yon parrot flies.”
(2011-07-24 10:02) Honey de Lune gives you a bottle of banana beer.
(2011-07-24 10:03) Honey de Lune says “Hmm, I am curiously short of potables! ”
(2011-07-24 10:04) Honey de Lune begins to scurry about, looking worried and going 'Oh my!' and 'Golly gee!'
(2011-07-24 10:04) Honey de Lune says “This won't do at all!”
(2011-07-24 10:07) Honey de Lune leaves the tavern, and returns. Pushing a crate inside, he huffs and puffs, swooning with a dramatic gasp and leaning against a counter
(2011-07-24 10:07) Honey de Lune says “Hard work, I really must do more of it instead of all that fun in the sun I get up to. ”
(2011-07-24 10:10) Honey de Lune looks at the crate of beer and taps a finely manicured nail against his chin. The crate is marked as containing 'Highly Volatile Chemicals'. A rat scurries out and the bartender goes 'Eek!'
(2011-07-24 10:10) Honey de Lune says “A rat, a rat, -oh-, a rat! Oh, wait.. ”
(2011-07-24 10:12) Honey de Lune flies forward in a flurry of motion and smacks it with a shovel, bending down to pick it up by it's tail. He examines it, then throws it into a bin labeled 'Fresh vittles'.
(2011-07-24 10:13) Honey de Lune finally opens up the crate, and begins to pass out normal bottles of beer. Or maybe volatile chemicals. Hard to tell with no label!
(2011-07-24 10:13) Honey de Lune says “So so so! Would anyone like something to eat? ”
(2011-07-24 10:14) Honey de Lune hums and practically skips over to the kitchen area of the tavern, putting on a frilled white apron and standing on his tiptoes to look into the crate of 'Fresh vittles'.
(2011-07-24 11:02) Fantaw says “Fantaw want Outsider blood and fungi Cok'Tayl. On rocks.” with a slight accent.
