The Sour Apple

[Honey de Lune]

A new bar has opened in York!

A bar in York? You're mad! I know that's what you're thinking, what with everyone killing each-other and a seemingly long-standing reputation for being the repository for the less than gentle folk on the island.

A bar? I don't think giving madmen alcohol sounds like a good idea! The studies that I have just made up have reported a definite change in the happiness of population when liquor is in store! Why, before The Hanged Misfit came along, everyone in Derby were reportedly gun-toting mobs with no recognizability of law or even basic hygiene!

Okay, you got me, so what makes The Sour Apple different than other bars? Well, we will be putting an emphasis on community action. I will be posting odd-jobs on the bulletin boards anyone to go do, and I will always pay for a service well done! I believe that a bar, any bar, should be a focal point of fun and that everyone should join in. Are you a wandering guitarist that wants to play a mournful song of your days on the road? A cannibal poet with a heart of gold and a mouthful of outsider flesh?  Maybe you're a gunslinger who wants to keep the streets of York safe for those to walk? We welcome you all to a new place of comfort and intoxication!

Who's this 'we'? Dani al-Ghazali and I will be working on the bar together. Now, I know he was apparently just ran out of Durham on a rail. But! I think we can all agree that he is a fruitful addition to York and will fit in just fine. Everyone give the guy a friendly York greeting (And no, don't toss rotten fruit at him!), and maybe a crab in celebration. It's not everyday we have someone new in our settlement!

The menu prices are as follows:

-Beer/rum: 1gc
-Juice: 2gc
-Brewed Drinks: 4gc
-Salt water: No Charge

Brewed drinks/juice will change on availability, sweethearts, so first come first serve!
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What York is today




What York can be with the Sour Apple and a little love! (Except lets hope there are more patrons! No good if it's an empty room).

The Sour Apple...because sometimes the sweetest things have a bitter edge.

[Katie Calhoun]

HAHA....this place sounds great.

[andrewbuff]

now if we could only get the ghost ship to drive for a pub crawl! isnt it kind of funny that much like the wild west a town does better with a local bar?

[Etherdrifter]

Sounds nice.  For every native monarchy there is an outsider bar.

[Dani]

No, now we outnumber them 2:1.

[Bobby the Hatchet]

I love that picture of what York is today.

[Honey de Lune]

A Culinary Adventure- Basic Lessons.

The Sour Apple Bar is depressingly low on supplies for making tasty food for all of you working types out there! Want to help out? I'm trying out new recipes and am going to hold a crab dinner! So I'll need to the following items;

x2 Crabs, which can be found anywhere on the beach with a little effort. Watch out, they pinch!

x2 Driftwood, which I will be using to make a fire. Can't cook food without a source of heat, darlings! Pieces of driftwood can be found along the beach, where the crabs also are.

x1 Handful of tasty berries, for a sweet sauce that is more than delectable! You'll find different bushes growing around town. Unless you've had some experience with natives, you won't be able to recognize a poison berry from a tasty berry, so watch out!

x4 Bananas, which will be used to make juice to wash it all down with. The trees can be found growing all over the place!

Bring it all back to Honey de Lune of the Sour Apple(one west of the Trader's hut) to receive a reward. Thank you all, and happy scavenging!

[Honey de Lune]

I am currently looking for a wholesaler of Yeastweed, in or around York! I may also be willing to travel to, say, Durham if you're interested in selling a large stock. I've been so frightfully busy with brewing that I haven't noticed that my current stock is quickly dwindling!

[Flamese]

Nice place you have here. I didn't realise that it was a joint venture when I stopped by, my apologies.

I love that picture of what York is today.

I concur. The picture is quite info-taining.

Otyr

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Ibn al Xuffasch will drop by and say hi when he is not in the jungle decimating wildlife.

[Honey de Lune]

Ibn al Xuffasch will drop by and say hi when he is not in the jungle decimating wildlife.

We anticipate your arrival! Excluding an apparent religious turf-war, it has been very lazy and cozy in the bar. I hope you like banana beer, as I've been making a ton of it!

[error]

Last Laugh: I think I'll stop by and try not to kill anyone, but that's a pretty tall order.

[Honey de Lune]

Last Laugh begins laughing, "Talking to me as if I'm a sane man? I will not be reasoned with!" (2011-05-17 23:25)
Last Laugh takes out a bag of apples. (2011-05-17 23:25)
Last Laugh picks a green apple out of the bag. "The Sour Apple Tavern." (2011-05-17 23:26)
Last Laugh throws one of the apples at Honey de Lune, it hits the wall behind him. "Aw missed." (2011-05-17 23:26)
Last Laugh throws another. a hit. Several more follow, only about one in four hit. (2011-05-17 23:27)
Last Laugh gives you an apple. (2011-05-17 23:28)
Last Laugh gives you an apple. (2011-05-17 23:28)
Last Laugh gives you an apple. (2011-05-17 23:28)
Last Laugh has ran out of apples. He cackles maniacally, as he rushes for the door. Than before he leaves he shouts, "How do you like them apples!?!?" (2011-05-17 23:29)

Wherever you are, Last Laugh, I do hope you avoid the talking trees...they don't appreciate having their apples stolen. 

[Honey de Lune]

Just another day in the neighborhood


Josiah Winthrop says “Christ be praised! I be back in the blessed city of York!” (2011-05-24 15:52)
Josiah Winthrop says “I have yeastweed for thee Ms. de Lune when yon inventory be less full.” (2011-05-24 15:54)
Josiah Winthrop says “Where be master Hierophant? I have a backpack for him. ” (2011-05-24 15:54)
Josiah Winthrop says “Oh you see them!” (2011-05-24 15:55)
Josiah Winthrop says “Oh you hear it!” (2011-05-24 15:55)
Josiah Winthrop says “The snakes of wrath!” (2011-05-24 15:55)
Josiah Winthrop says “The snakes of wrath are everywhere!!!” (2011-05-24 15:56)
Josiah Winthrop says “The snakes of wrath are coming from the Lord!” (2011-05-24 15:56)
Josiah Winthrop says “Their coming!” (2011-05-24 15:56)
Josiah Winthrop says “Their coming!!!!!” (2011-05-24 15:56)
Josiah Winthrop says “Coming from the Lord!” (2011-05-24 15:56)
Josiah Winthrop says “Coming!” (2011-05-24 15:56)
Josiah Winthrop says “The Lord!” (2011-05-24 15:57)
Josiah Winthrop says “Coming!!!!” (2011-05-24 15:57)
Josiah Winthrop says “The fruit of justice!” (2011-05-24 15:59)
Josiah Winthrop says “The fruit!” (2011-05-24 15:59)
Josiah Winthrop says “Its sweet!” (2011-05-24 15:59)
Josiah Winthrop says “Sweet fruit!” (2011-05-24 15:59)
Josiah Winthrop says “Sweet!” (2011-05-24 15:59)
Josiah Winthrop says “Its good enough to eat!” (2011-05-24 16:00)
Josiah Winthrop scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2011-05-24 16:06)
Josiah Winthrop carves something onto the wall. (2011-05-24 16:06)
Josiah Winthrop says “This be a quiet orderly pub, adequate for prayer and contemplation and praise unto the Lord.” (2011-05-24 20:35)
You say “Ah, Mister Winthrop? I'm a boy...”
You say “Though I am luscious, purely adorable, and more fun than a barrel full of monkeys! ”
You say “Okay, Mister Winthrop, I've cleared up my lunchbox a bit. I'm ready for the weed when you are!”

[Honey de Lune]

Would any of the fine patrons of the Sour Apple happen to have the logs from the past few days?