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Author Topic: W. A. in C. Declaring War! (Maybe)  (Read 732 times)
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« on: May 05, 2011, 09:29:19 AM »

We have been thinking about declaring war on the jungle animals. Just want to know if anybody is interested in join in on the war. I think we should put a stop to the oppression with extreme force. Natives, Outsider, Pirates, Cannibals, Pkers lets all work together to send a message to the animals and aquatics(giant squid include, it's not escape the wraith either) we are not going to be their punching bag anymore! That was my speech for war.  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2011, 01:25:48 PM »

I'm always declaring war against the animals.  They deserve it, especially those small deer.

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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2011, 09:24:12 PM »

I've been killing rats and bats by the bucketful!
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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2011, 10:41:42 PM »

I don't kill animals unless they have eight or more legs Sad Count me in!
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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2011, 12:10:47 AM »

Jelynn does not approve.
You don't mess with Mother Nature.
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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2011, 01:22:48 AM »

Hey, why do animals suck so bad at fighting back?

BECAUSE THEY'RE UNARMED.
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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2011, 01:56:52 AM »

Unarmed? They have figgin teeth!

So...what's that brown stuff between the elephants toes?

Slow moving natives.

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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2011, 01:58:02 AM »

Jeanette Prosper eez not 'appy. Zee animals, dey tell us truths.
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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2011, 02:08:28 AM »

How do you smooth things over with animal protesters?

With a tank.
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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 02:17:22 AM »

Jeanette Prosper eez not 'appy. Zee animals, dey tell us truths.

A parrot squawks "Oops. Now it's dead again. Let's see what happens..." (2011-04-18 22:08)
A parrot squawks "Perhaps the Parrot is a sage?" (2011-04-19 01:39)
A parrot squawks "NO A ZOMBIFIED PARROT!!" (2011-01-24 23:34)
 and with the next attack it said
A parrot squawks "Unity or Death!" (2011-01-24 23:35)

Maybe you're right....
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 08:15:56 AM »

How do you smooth things over with animal protesters?

With a tank.
I have a question from them, is it ok from snargles, sharks, alligators, tigers, even elephant to attack us with mercy and sometimes kill us? Am I just suppose to just sit there and take it. I say no, I will defend myself. I believe its time to make a stand. And I can tell that I'm not the only one that thinks this. Another great speech.

Alright before we start it how about good name for the war, any suggestions. I was think something like the Great NPC War, but if you got something better tell me.
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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 10:31:21 AM »

Snargles?

Wasnt he Lion-O`s nanana in Thundercats?
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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2011, 03:54:21 PM »

Jeanette Prosper eez not 'appy. Zee animals, dey tell us truths.

"A parrot squawks "It's not beastiality if it can talk!" (2010-03-16 05:31)"

Those French Missionaries taught you some strange truths...
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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2011, 04:45:46 AM »

"A parrot squawks "It's not beastiality if it can talk!" (2010-03-16 05:31)"
Twisted.
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2011, 04:53:08 AM »

Jeanette Prosper eez not 'appy. Zee animals, dey tell us truths.

"A parrot squawks "It's not beastiality if it can talk!" (2010-03-16 05:31)"

Those French Missionaries taught you some strange truths...

Dey are wise een all t'ings, including zee carnal moeurs, ohohohohoho, oh mon dieu.
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