fluffs travels?

[andrewbuff]

shhh! youll ruin the surprise!

[andrewbuff]

been kind of a while, i guess. pff no one cared. lets call this number eight.

-at the poison berry bush, fluffhead finds perdition already there.
You say “hows it going friend, hows the harvest?” 2011-04-23 03:32
-Perdition says “It tastes icky, and makes my tummy burn, but I was told this is a really good way to learn new things.” (2011-04-23 10:46)
Perdition says “So far I've just learnt how much I hate bad berries, and what a good thing medical aid is.” (2011-04-23 10:47)
Perdition gives you a bottle of poison berry juice. (2011-04-23 10:50)
Perdition says “But please, have some. The less I gotta drink of this stuff, the better. Heck, might just settle for sitting in the bar being dumb at this rate.” (2011-04-23 10:52)
-You say “i think you for the juice, brewing it into wine may taste bad, but once you get the taste of it, its all youll want!” 2011-04-23 19:56
You say “its youre looking for training or a way to gain experience, im currently running the derby training facility one east of the shaman. we welcome all there, you can try your hand at combat, or stick...” 2011-04-23 19:58
You say “...to healing, like myself. i like to think of myself as a healer. i provide first aid kits for the members, they do their thing. let me know what you think!” 2011-04-23 19:59
-while at the berry bush, it would seem fluffs old buddy ratwiddle found his way by, warning fluff of some danger, perhaps?
-Perdition says “Thanks. I might pop by to heal the wonded, yeah. Not sure I'd feel too comfortable sticking around in case someone mistakes me for a target, though.” (2011-04-24 11:45)
Ratwiddle says “fluffhead, they're after me. As usual, I know. Gotta stay on the mountain and reach the top. What is a mountain?” (2011-04-24 13:34)
Ratwiddle gives you a gourd of fungi juice. (2011-04-24 13:34)
Ratwiddle gives you a gourd of fungi juice. (2011-04-24 13:34)
Ratwiddle says “We have to keep rolling!!!” with a slight accent. (2011-04-24 13:35)
-and as quick as he appeared, ratwiddle was gone.
-You say “oh, being a target isnt much of an issue, we have a strict no killing policy, along with the rule of not dropping anyone below 20 hp.” 2011-04-24 17:30
You say “...hmmm...i wonder what ol' ratwiddle was talking about.” 2011-04-24 17:30
-fluff checks for his friends path.
There are quite a lot of tracks here but only a few are immediately obvious.
Ratwiddle was here quite recently and went south-west.
Pelleas was here quite recently and went south-west.
An outsider was here quite recently and went west.
man friday was here recently and went north-west.
An outsider was here recently and went south-west.
A native was here recently and went south-west.
An outsider was here recently and went west.
An outsider was here recently and went north.
An outsider was here in the last couple of days and went west.
A native was here in the last couple of days and went south-west. 2011-04-24 17:31
-fluff finds derby dummy at the bushes when he wakes.
-You say “hey dd, whats going on?” 2011-04-25 01:03
-Derby Dummy grins I missed you (2011-04-25 02:59)
You say “haha, that guys a card!” 2011-04-25 03:18
-fluffhead heads back to the facility, stopping off at the trader for a minute or two.
-You say “consider my offer friend, were always looking for new people to train with.” 2011-04-25 09:29
 fluffhead says "so long!" and tips his imaginary hat. 2011-04-25 09:30
-fluffhead enters, worn out. fluff says "phew. pickin berries is tiring." 2011-04-25 21:23
-Dusan Mandic says “Hey, there fluff! Didn't know you were picking berries, I could have helped!” (2011-04-25 21:43)
Dusan Mandic says “So, now new recruits huh?” (2011-04-25 21:45)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-25 21:45)
Dusan Mandic shakes his head. I meant to say "No, new recruits huh?" (2011-04-25 21:45)
-You say “yeah i was making myself some wine, i found a guy there, perdition, he was only i dunno, a level four, i told him to come by and do some training.” 2011-04-25 22:31
fluffhead says "he said he didnt want to hang around too long for fears of being killed," fluff laughes loudly once and continues "i tried to tell him how we have the no killing policy." 2011-04-25 22:33
You say “so lets hope he decides to come by and see how awesome we are.” 2011-04-25 22:34
You say “has anyone seen zero? i havent in i dunno how long.” 2011-04-25 22:34
-You say “so i was thinking, admittedly rather selfishly, that since im constantly drinking...annnnnd...dd youre looking for less...violent ways to earn xp, if you wanted...” 2011-04-26 01:04
You say “you could harvest berries, juice and brew them, which both yield xp i believe, and then you could heal those you give the drinks to! not to mention both ms. calhoun and tom pay pretty handsomely... ” 2011-04-26 01:07
You say “...for poison wine.” 2011-04-26 01:08
fluffhead says "and obviously im rather fond of the stuff myself." and then grins sheepishly. 2011-04-26 01:10
You say “y'know, something to consider. think it over, if youre interested, ill see if i cant collect up some empty bottles, some yeastweeds, y'know, the basic supplies for ya.” 2011-04-26 01:11
-Derby Dummy grins "I am way ahead of you. If you drink 4 poison juice and eat one poison berry you can then use one med kit to heal. Those are Katie's bushes out there so we should take care of them. (2011-04-26 02:32)
Derby Dummy says “I understand someone was paid to plant and take care of them but has now disppered and the plants looks like they are starting to die off. They need replanting which I can do when I get the skill” (2011-04-26 02:34)
Derby Dummy says “Brewing takes too much effort to get the yeastweed so the juice works just fine.” (2011-04-26 02:35)
Derby Dummy opens up his compartment in his chest and counts the empty bottles stashed there. "Looks like I have 10" (2011-04-26 02:37)
Derby Dummy turns red after realizing that was the most he has ever said to anyone. (2011-04-26 02:39)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-26 02:45)
-You say “aw man, he left. i got eleven bunches of berries he could have had.” 2011-04-26 03:33
You say “okay, now i only got six but thats more than enough to fill a seed-bag.” 2011-04-26 03:35
-You scratch out what was carved there before.
You carve Welcome to the Derby Training Facility. Rules: No killing, and nobody is to be brought below 20hp,NO KILLING! Please heal those you attack, ask a member if you need a heal. onto the wall. 2011-04-26 09:27
-Dusan Mandic says “Wow, I guess you finally got Derby Dummy to talk alot! Hes only ever said a few things at a time to me!” (2011-04-26 13:13)
-You say “hey dd, i dont know if you have a seed-bag or not, but i thought id give you these.” 2011-04-26 21:04
You give a bunch of poisonous berries to Derby Dummy. x6 2011-04-26 21:04
fluffhead says "heres why i was encouraging the brewing part of my little 'plan'" fluff opens a bottle of poison wine and chugs it down, wincing the entire time. 2011-04-26 21:06
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 58 HP. 2011-04-26 21:07
You say “see? hic-i dropped TWELVE hp in ONE drink! imagine if i drank two! or three! or five! five is sixty hp in one sitting! if you only healed five thats six kits. either way! -hiccup-” 2011-04-26 21:09
-Derby Dummy says “I know it does 12 heal but it also takes 2 yeastweed to brew which is just a pain to search for. Besides once you drink around 8 bottle of wine your character is so drunk you can't do a thing.” (2011-04-26 21:57)
Derby Dummy looks fluff up and down. "But in your case you just might get a kick out of getting drunk. You stagger and also talk funny for awhile. " (2011-04-26 21:58)
Derby Dummy says “To do it without medkits or yeastweed you drink a poison berry juice and then a tasty berry juice...back and forth.” (2011-04-26 21:59)
Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-26 22:00)
-You say “yes, this is all true, but luckily we stationed ourselves in the lovely settlement of derby! where theres a swamp to the west, and people who dedicate their time to finding yeastweed. meaning the...” 2011-04-26 22:21
You say “...the ol' trader usually has a good supply of the stuff.” 2011-04-26 22:22
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 56 HP. 2011-04-26 22:22
fluffhead chugs another wine and says 2011-04-26 22:22
fluffhead waits for the dramatic pause to be over with. "okay," he says "thats what ive been doing when i get mighty thirsty." 2011-04-26 22:23
You say “which is all the time!!” 2011-04-26 22:23
You say “good for me that this occupation doesnt take much moving around. i can contain myself while being absolutely wrecked. AND not puke all over!” 2011-04-26 22:27
You say “y'know, double bonus!” 2011-04-26 22:27
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 44 HP. 2011-04-26 22:28
-Derby Dummy says “You should go out and find newbies and have them come here.” (2011-04-27 00:11)
-You say “yeah, ive been trying, i was chatting up the dtf to that perdition fellow, but i dunno if hes gunna come by. i figure ill make the rounds to all the major huts when i retain my strength.” 2011-04-27 00:45
You say “i figure ill hit up the med, weapon and trading huts, perhaps i can find some new guys over in the swamp, who knows. i posted a notice on the bulletin board but obviously that hasnt proved useful yet.” 2011-04-27 00:47
fluffhead says after a thought "hmm..." fluff rubs his chin, "actually that notice might have expired, i should probably check and repost it." he muses. 2011-04-27 00:49
-You say “maybe we need more advertising than that, i might have to go get some driftwood and make some signs.” 2011-04-27 00:58
-Derby Dummy says “You could put it in the sig in the forums. That seems to work.” (2011-04-27 01:18)
Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. x2 (2011-04-27 01:22)
Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 6 health. (2011-04-27 01:22)
-You say “that could work, but how many newer players are really using the forum though? the folks who are just starting, not knowing whats going on are, at least this is how i started out, going at it on...” 2011-04-27 01:24
You say “...their own. its definitely something worth looking into id say” 2011-04-27 01:25
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 58 HP.
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 46 HP. 2011-04-27 01:26
-Derby Dummy says “Go to the home page...http://www.shartak.com/ and find every newbie in Derby made there. The you can find them around town. It did seem Uther got newbies in after he had that ad thingie in his sig.” (2011-04-27 01:34)
Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. x2 (2011-04-27 01:41)
Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2011-04-27 01:41)
-fluff wakes up to find no one in the facility, so he decides to go around the town to maybe gain some new membership. his first stop, the medical hut. he sends an invite to 'old man gus' a level one derbian.
-You say “hey all, id just like to extend an invitation to come do some sparring at the derby training facility, its a safe environment to earn some extra xp and maybe learn a few things too!” 2011-04-27 02:53
You say “we provide means for healing, all you have to do is...well whatever youd like!” 2011-04-27 02:55
You say “its great for new players to learn the ways of the island.” 2011-04-27 02:56
You say “stop on by, we welcome all!”
You say “please friends, come by and spend some time at the dtf, we get bored sometimes!” 2011-04-27 03:01
-next stop is the traders hut, where fluff finds two newer players who he chats up.
-You say “hey there friends, im here representing the derby training facility, would either of you fine people be interested in joining up? we provide a safe environment where folks can hone their skills.” 2011-04-27 03:03
You say “the dtf is basically a gym, we focus on combat training, healing training, and other skills. we wish to help newer players grasp the mechanics and customs found on the island.” 2011-04-27 03:06
You say “so please, consider my offer, wed love to see you at the facility!” 2011-04-27 03:08
You say “whoops, i nearly forgot, the derby training facility is located one block east of the shaman.” 2011-04-27 03:10
-back at the dtf hut, fluff finds derby dummy and updates him on the membership drive.
-You say “so i found a few people, in the medical hut there was a fella named old man gus, two in the trader, one busty mctrenchcoater and a sgt something reilly.” 2011-04-27 07:59
You say “none of them were above level of two so maybe theyd stop by. next ill head to the weapons hut and see if theres anybody worth recruitin.” 2011-04-27 08:04
-man friday attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. x2 (2011-04-27 11:28)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x5 (2011-04-27 11:29)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-27 11:29)
man friday uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. x4 (2011-04-27 11:30)
Dusan Mandic says “Hey friday, nice to see you around.” (2011-04-27 12:53)
-You give a healing herb to man friday. x5 2011-04-27 23:05
-Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-28 03:25)
Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 2 health. (2011-04-28 03:25)
-You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. x5 2011-04-28 03:58
You say “hey dd, i picked up some yeastweeds if youre into that kinda thing. haha no but if youre making juice you can have it, otherwise ill use it myself.”
You say “lemme know.” 2011-04-28 03:59

drinking and chatting huh? wheres the violence? wheres the decapitations? feasting? some story this turned-oh! umm...what marvels still await our lackluster hero...ish guy?
did dd wanted those yeastweeds?
will there be any other cameos from other players? (probably not)
will those people fluffhead harassed join up?
fluffs travels....
OOOOHHH YEAAAAAHHH!!!!

[andrewbuff]

lets say, nine.

You say “so i was just thinking, i think im gunna plant me a poison berry plant somewhere closer to here, less walkin for me!” 2011-04-28 04:00
-Derby Dummy gains 4 health from a first aid kit 2011-04-28 04:16
-Derby Dummy says “I just got the skill to plant. Just as soon as I can get some watch I can plant some.” (2011-04-28 06:11)
Derby Dummy says “grr...this sawdust in my mouth is making it hard to talk...I mean as soon as I get some water I can plant bushes around the hut here.” (2011-04-28 06:12)
-man friday says “try my poison darts” (2011-04-28 12:12)
man friday fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. x2 (2011-04-28 12:13)
You hear man friday whisper “hows that fluff two right in the a**” (2011-04-28 12:13)
man friday uses a healing herb on you and restores 8 health. (2011-04-28 12:14)
man friday fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage. (2011-04-28 12:14)
man friday attacks you with a dagger for 2 damage. x3 (2011-04-28 12:14)
man friday attacks you with a knife for 2 damage. x2 (2011-04-28 12:15)
man friday attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-28 12:15)
man friday attacks you with a rifle butt for 2 damage. (2011-04-28 12:15)
man friday attacks you with a blunt dagger for 2 damage. (2011-04-28 12:16)
man friday says “better sharpen it” (2011-04-28 12:17)
man friday attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-04-28 12:17)
man friday uses a healing herb on you and restores 10 health. x2 (2011-04-28 12:17)
man friday uses a healing herb on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-28 12:17)
Dusan Mandic hands a bottle of water to fluffhead. (2011-04-28 13:36)
Dusan Mandic says “There ya go!” (2011-04-28 13:36)
Dusan Mandic gives you a bottle of water. (2011-04-28 13:37)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x4 (2011-04-28 13:37)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-28 13:38)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. 2 (2011-04-28 13:38)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a knife for 2 damage. (2011-04-28 13:38)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-28 13:38)
-fluffhead breathes in deeply, visibly satisfied. he lets out his breath and says "ah, the sounds of action. always good." fluff pales a little as he loses health from the poison in his veins.
You lose 1 HP from the poison. 2011-04-28 20:48
fluffhead says "i feel like the british bulldog with all these pointy things in my rear!" fluff drinks one of his poison wines, chasing it with a beer.
You lose 1 HP from the poison. 2011-04-28 20:49
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 56 HP.
You lose 1 HP from the poison. 2011-04-28 20:49
You drink a bottle of beer and feel better.
You lose 1 HP from the poison. 2011-04-28 20:50
-fluffhead sweats profusely for a few minutes, but then slowly regains his pinkish-tanish hue. "i think its finally getting out of my system," he says "so you know what that means!" 2011-04-28 21:24
fluffhead says "bottoms up!" picking up another wine bottle and begins drinking it. 2011-04-28 21:24
-Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. x3 (2011-04-28 23:56)
-You say “okay friends, im gunna go pick up some kits, see if theres anyone in the weapons hut interested in joining up, maybe try the other utility huts while im out.” 2011-04-29 00:52

yep. man friday gave fluff the rounds in this one, but he drank his way outta it...yeah again.
y'think hell make any new friends on the way? only one way to find out! next time on fluffs travels.
OOOOOOH YEAAAAAAHHH.

[andrewbuff]

okay, so i decided, with dc 'soft rebooting' their comic line in a month, which includes renumbering two of the longest running comics(action and detective comics, the latter being the companys namesake) id take advantage of something i figured out about a week ago. i could use the title line as a numbering system. as i thought in the beginning of doing this, i totally screwed up pretty early on. to fix this i named my longest entry 'giant sized' and the rest are just standard 'fluffs travels' okay now that the most confusing part is out of the way, heres issue ten, which personally i think is not too bad. here goes:

-fluff walks north to the weapons hut, finds litir outside and chats the dtf up to him.
You say “hello there litir, im fluffhead, i run the derby training facility, one block east of the shaman. we provide a safe environment to gain some experience. whether youd like to work on your...” 2011-04-29 00:56
You say “...combat skills, or your healing skills, or just want to earn some extra xp, the dtf is basically a gym driving to help players do just that. we help newer players learn the game mechanics and the...” 2011-04-29 00:57
You say “...ways of the peoples of the island. we provide first aid kits, people to spar with, and even a beer or two to wind down at the end of the day. the derby training facility is a great place to...” 2011-04-29 00:59
You say “...learn the basics here. so please, give us a chance, stop by and see whether or not its for you!” 2011-04-29 00:59
fluffhead smiles and waves to litir as he walks southeast. 2011-04-29 01:00
-fluffhead heads to the trader to see if he can find some recruits, he finds two newer players; beamie and rolf the fearsome, he invites them, then old man gus appears.
You say “ahem, hello all, im fluffhead from the derby training facility. we provide a safe environment for basic training. if youre interested in some easy xp, some combat training, some healing training...” 2011-04-29 01:06
Old Man Gus gives you a poisonous snake. (2011-04-29 01:06)
You hear Old Man Gus whisper “Think maybe you could train that? Damn thing keeps trying to bite me!” (2011-04-29 01:07)
You say “...or just a place to hang out stop by the dtf building one block east of the shaman, here in lovely derby! were pretty much a gym for the folks of this fine settlement but we dont limit ourselves...” 2011-04-29 01:07
You say “hmm, i dunno about that gus, ive been trying to figure out how those darn things are used for i dunno how long!” 2011-04-29 01:08
You say “hahah, youd think wed be able to maybe harvest some poison from such a poisonous snake right!?” 2011-04-29 01:08
You say “either way, come by and spar with some, if i say so myself, pretty cool guys!” 2011-04-29 01:09
Old Man Gus says “Honestly, I'd like to see 'em do some tricks, y'know? Like those ones in India or what not. Reckon that's more a thing for them native sorts, though.” (2011-04-29 01:09)
fluffhead says "how about this," fluff throws the snake gus handed him on the ground, in an attempt to make it turn into a staff, in a new twist on an old classic. 2011-04-29 01:13
fluffhead observes the snake just hit the ground with a thud, and continues to slither about the area. fluff looks disappointed and says "damn i thought that mighta actually worked." 2011-04-29 01:14
fluffhead grabs the snake by the head and picks it back up, he stares it in the eyes, not knowing that snakes see mostly through their sense of taste and tries to hypnotize it. 2011-04-29 01:16
fluffhead chants quietly to himself and the snake he holds out in front of him, suddenly the snake seems to feel it, as it settles down in fluffs hands, until it goes limp completely.
You say “wow, i didnt think that would work.” 2011-04-29 01:18
fluffhead eases the grip on the snakes head just enough for the snake to snap out of its trance and latch onto fluffs forearm. "OH CRAP WHAT HAVE I DONE!?" 2011-04-29 01:20
fluffhead charges out of the hut towards the medical hut. 2011-04-29 01:21
fluffhead returns with the snake still attached to his arm, calmly he says "oh before i forget, please come by the facility, wed love the company!" 2011-04-29 01:24
fluffhead then realizes hes got a poisonous snake still on his forearm, which makes him nearly faint. with his last ounce of strength he runs as fast as he can out the door and to the west. 2011-04-29 01:25
-Rolf the Fearsome has joined the clan Derby Training Facility (2011-04-29 03:48)
-You give a first aid kit to Rolf the Fearsome. x10 2011-04-30 21:58
-You say “hey all, i just wanted to let you know, we got a new recruit, i dont know if hes stopped by yet or not, but rolf the fearsome has come aboard, so lets make him feel welcomed.” 2011-04-30 23:58
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic. x5 2011-04-30 23:59
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. x5 2011-04-30 23:59
You give a healing herb to man friday. x5 2011-05-01 00:00
fluffhead says "fellows, this here is rolf the fearsome, our newest member to the clan." fluff gives rolf a wave and says "id also like to thank our good man friday here for donating his time." (forgot to timestamp this)
fluffhead looks off towards the wall in a distant, thousand yard stare way, almost in a sleep or trance. his eyes only opened a fraction, fluff wobbles a little bit where he stands, muttering gently aloud. 2011-05-01 07:59
fluffhead says softly to himself, quite conversationally "huh, looks like the old pope might be sainted today..." "..." the next few phrases are undistinguishable. 2011-05-01 08:02
fluffhead opens his eyes and shakes his head, straightening up his stance. "that one was too lucid." fluff thought out loud. he pops open his last two wines and drinks them at the same time. 2011-05-01 08:06
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 58 HP. 2011-05-01 08:06
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 46 HP. 2011-05-01 08:06
fluffhead passes out again, gripping two empty bottles in his hands. 2011-05-01 08:08
-Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. x2 (2011-05-01 08:24)
You drink a bottle of beer and feel better. 2011-05-01 08:43
fluffhead sneaks a few sips of beer in his sleep. 2011-05-01 08:43
-You hear man friday whisper “yep rolf is sure here done some knife work on me” (2011-05-01 11:03)
man friday says “rolf is here alright felt his dagger” (2011-05-01 11:03)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x2 (2011-05-01 11:03)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x2 (2011-05-01 11:04)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-05-01 11:04)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x3 (2011-05-01 11:04)
man friday uses a healing herb on you and restores 10 health. x2 (2011-05-01 11:04)
man friday uses a healing herb on you and restores 4 health. (2011-05-01 11:05)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-05-01 11:05)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-05-01 11:05)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x3 (2011-05-01 11:05)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-05-01 11:06)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-05-01 11:06)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x3 (2011-05-01 11:06)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. x2 (2011-05-01 11:06)
man friday attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-05-01 11:06)
man friday uses a healing herb on you and restores 10 health. x3 (2011-05-01 11:07)
man friday uses a healing herb on you and restores 1 health. (2011-05-01 11:08)
Dusan Mandic says “Hey Rolf, welcome to the Derby Training Facility!” (2011-05-01 13:09)
Dusan Mandic says “I know our little hut can't compare to the halls in Valhalla, but I think you'll like it here.” (2011-05-01 13:10)
Rolf the Fearsome attacks you with a dagger for 1 damage. x5 (2011-05-01 18:45)
Rolf the Fearsome uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-05-01 18:46)
Rolf the Fearsome attacks you with a dagger for 1 damage. x3 (2011-05-01 18:46)
Rolf the Fearsome attacks you with a dagger for 1 damage. x2 (2011-05-01 18:47)
Rolf the Fearsome uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-05-01 18:47)
-fluffhead mumbles in his sleep "man osama bin laden dies, and the pope becomes a saint...what a world!" 2011-05-02 03:07
-man friday says “well chaps i,am off to do some exploring” (2011-05-02 10:12)
man friday says “maybe head back to the misfits been nice hacking you” (2011-05-02 10:13)
-Dusan Mandic gives Derby Dummy a fistpound. (2011-05-02 15:30)
Derby Dummy says “Ouch” (2011-05-02 16:08)
-Rolf the Fearsome attacks you with a dagger for 1 damage. x5 (2011-05-02 19:24)
Rolf the Fearsome uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-05-02 19:25)
-You give a first aid kit to Rolf the Fearsome. x5 2011-05-02 19:34
-You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. x5 2011-05-02 23:56
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic. x5 2011-05-02 23:56
-Wall E says “Derby Dummy I have a delivery for you please identify yourself” with a slight accent. (2011-05-03 07:31)

numba ten, in the books...err...threads...
what fun will come next?
will rolf the fearsome get busy breakdancing?
will our hero regain feeling in his numbed arm?
what kind of delivery does wall e hold in store for dd?
all this and maybe some other stuff, next time in...
FLUFFS TRAVELS!
OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAHHH!

[andrewbuff]

this is eleven, here goes. when we last left, our heroes were greeted by a native named wall e, asking for derby dummy, lets see what he wanted, shall we?

-fluffhead peeks his eyes open and pipes up "..uhh..hey, wall e, if your..message for dd involves killing him, can you please take your business elsewhere? were trying to do something rather positive here." 2011-05-03 07:41
You say “itd look pretty bad for the facility if some folks get killed, no one will wanna join.” 2011-05-03 07:43
You say “oops, sorry for not speaking in native, i was just askin if your message for dd is to kill him, could you maybe go somewhere else to...conduct you business?” in the native language. 2011-05-03 07:44
You say “were trying to do some good here, helping new players learn the basics.” in the native language. 2011-05-03 07:46
fluffhead shrugs and lays back down, saying, perhaps to himself "well i tried. i dunno what else i coulda done." 2011-05-03 07:47
You say “cest la vie i guess” in the native language. 2011-05-03 07:48
fluffhead returns to his heavy slumber. 2011-05-03 07:49
-Wall E says “I am actually here with some items for DD no need to panic” with a slight accent. (2011-05-03 09:37)
Derby Dummy says “Thanks Wall E. I don't speak native so I can't understand you. Fluff..can you tell me what he is saying?” (2011-05-03 15:08)
-Wall E says “I only speak native or Klingon ” with a slight accent. (2011-05-03 17:43)
Wall E says “Got any prune juice round here?” with a slight accent. (2011-05-03 17:44)
-fluffhead scratches his head while saying "wall e says he only speaks native or klingon. he then askes of anyone has some prune juice." fluffhead yawns. "sorry friends, i had such a hangover this weekend." 2011-05-03 17:58
You say “dd says he doesnt speak native and asked if i would translate for you two. obviously i wouldnt turn down my bud. i didnt mean to jump on you when you first came in either, just y'know...” in the native language. 2011-05-03 18:00
You say “...the warrior class, no peace flag, the ...normal...interaction many natives and outsiders have, just wanted to cover my bases friend.” in the native language. 2011-05-03 18:00
Wall E says “I understand Fluff and if you had of struck me down I would have felt no less of you” with a slight accent. (2011-05-03 19:31)
Wall E says “Slaps Fluff on the arm ” with a slight accent. (2011-05-03 19:31)
Wall E says “We are warriors no? (Laughs manically)” with a slight accent. (2011-05-03 19:31)
-You say “hahaha, now technically im a scientist, but i like to think were training intelligent warriors here at the dtf. in another lifetime wed be brothers in arms, but here on this island i try commit...” in the native language. 2011-05-03 20:11
You say “...to the peaceful coexisting of natives and outsiders, hell even cannibals and pirates!” in the native language. 2011-05-03 20:13
You give a first aid kit to Rolf the Fearsome. x5 2011-05-03 20:27
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. x5 2011-05-03 20:28
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic. x5 2011-05-03 20:28
-You hear Balchig calling for assistance. x3 (2011-05-03 23:53)
You hear Balchig calling for assistance. x5 (2011-05-03 23:54)
punklover says “Can someone heal me please?” (2011-05-03 23:55)
You hear Derby Dummy whisper “Do not heal punklover. He tried to kill the shaman.” (2011-05-04 00:03)
Payton Gunn walks in and bows her head towards fluffhead. She watches the rest of the students, her eyes on punklover. (2011-05-04 00:05)
Grayson Hunt points to punklover and says "You." (2011-05-04 00:09)
Grayson Hunt kills punklover with a wooden club. (2011-05-04 00:11)
Payton Gunn glares a little and gets ready to leave. "It has been said twice now, publicly and in the Training Facility, you do not use the home shaman for target practice!" (2011-05-04 00:11)
Derby Dummy nods his head. (2011-05-04 00:11)
Grayson Hunt smacks the man on the head with his club and watches as the man's eyes roll up into his head. The man falls to the ground dead. Grayson says "Don't attack the shaman." (2011-05-04 00:12)
Payton Gunn looks down at the corpse of punklover. "I bet you're happy now that you didn't outright kill the home shaman. Had to heal him up 66hps worth. That's not even funny." (2011-05-04 00:13)
Payton Gunn nods at fluffhead again. "Sorry ya had to witness somethin' like this, I sure hope it never happens again. Please excuse me now, I am needed back at the bar." (2011-05-04 00:13)
-You say “damnit. what the hell, can we not read the damn sign!” 2011-05-04 00:25
You say “i mean, im not going to house a shaman-killer, but still, totally making it pointless to note not killing in here!” 2011-05-04 00:26
fluffhead pokes punklover with the poison dart muad dib gave him, saying "dude, why did you come here? its not like the fellas and i dont hear about you goin around town killin folks." 2011-05-04 00:28
fluffhead rubs the back of his neck with his palm. "sheesh what a mess." fluffhead grimaces, saying "good god my head hurts. poison darts and poison wine is....poisonous! jeez who knew!!" 2011-05-04 00:30
You say “sorry you had to see all that wall e, those misfits are part of the dtf clan, but they kind of act as the police force in derby, apparently.” in the native language. 2011-05-04 00:31
You say “ahem. i meant arent. my apologies.” in the native language. 2011-05-04 00:32
You say “man i could use a drink after all this, but really when cant i use one! haha!” 2011-05-04 00:33
fluffhead squats down next to punklover's motionless body and says "for real though, i too am a punk lover. ya like the zero boys? i do." 2011-05-04 00:34
fluffhead jumps up and starts yelling "CIVILIZATIONS DYING AND NO ONES REALIZIN' GOT A SYSTEM OF PAIN AND SOMETHINS GOTTA BE DONE," 2011-05-04 00:35
You say “CIVILIZATIONS DYING AND IM NOT TRYIN TO DENY IT, WE GOT A PROBLEM SON, AND SOMETHINS GOTTA BE DONE!” 2011-05-04 00:36
fluffhead pumps his fist in the air in time to each phrase, "AND THE POPE! AND THE PRESIDENT! AND THE BIG ROCKSTAR WHO MADE ALOTTA MONEY.." 2011-05-04 00:37
fluffhead continues "..all got one thing in common, THEY KNOW IT AINT NO FUN TO BE SHOT BY A GUN!!!" fluffhead immediately regrets yelling like that and clutches at his head. 2011-05-04 00:39
You say “ow, why did i do that? i got no sense man.” 2011-05-04 00:39
-Dusan Mandic attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x20 (2011-05-04 15:38)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. x6 (2011-05-04 15:39)
Wall E says “Fluff I must move on but if you need a blade to stand by your side then come and find me ” with a slight accent. (2011-05-04 18:50)
Wall E says “KAPLAH” with a slight accent. (2011-05-04 18:50)
-You say “hmm, that wall e guy was pretty nice. but for real, i need a damn drink! boys you can handle things here if i go get some supplies right?” 2011-05-04 22:16
fluffhead doesnt wait for a response, saying "thats what i thought, im gunna run to the medical hut and a few other places. trader too for some beer. hopefully i can find some more recruits while out. 2011-05-04 22:17
-fluff finds a few people in the medical hut, namely sgt. s. reilly, who joins up with the clan.
-Mardek uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2011-05-05 01:45)
Sgt. S. Reilly has joined the clan Derby Training Facility (2011-05-05 02:03)
Sgt. S. Reilly fires at you with a rifle for 5 damage. (2011-05-05 02:03)
Sgt. S. Reilly fires at you with a rifle for 5 damage. x5 (2011-05-05 02:04)
Sgt. S. Reilly uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. x6 (2011-05-05 02:04)
Sgt. S. Reilly fires at you with a rifle for 5 damage. x3 (2011-05-05 02:04)
Sgt. S. Reilly uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. x3 (2011-05-05 02:05)
-You say “ah! good to have you on board sarge! im sure the fellas over at the facility will be excited for new blood.” 2011-05-05 03:43
You say “thanks for the healin by the way mardek.” 2011-05-05 03:43
You give a first aid kit to Sgt. S. Reilly. x10 2011-05-05 03:44

all right, looks like another one down. nice little interaction between the boys and wall e huh? think fluff will get into something entertaining on while running errands? yeah probably not. will anyone pay for killing in the training hut? again probably not.
either way find out next time on FLUFFS TRAVELS!!
OOOOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAHHHH!!

[andrewbuff]

so a few months ago my cpu died on me but i have the file ive been logging my actions into on my portable drive. ive been saving my interactions in a message on facebook, but havent added it to the main file in a long time. i dont really think anyones too into this stuff anyway. i think im gunna keep this thread open, so i can post funny stuff from fluffs adventures. and by me i mean, if the admins dont delete it, haha.
to recap, fluffs been hanging out at the dtf, singing dumb songs. i think soon hes gunna transition power of the clan to the native derbians. obviously he plans on sticking around and continuing the training process. what hes really looking to do though, is start to brew his own beer.