fluffs travels?

[andrewbuff]

(out of character foreword)so ive been trying to really document fluffs various...well..travels but havent really kept any record, ever. well now i guess, a dunno how long ago i started saving bits of ap-being-spent-in-story-oriented-ways. i wrote a brief history of the character as i could think of, broke it down into a few 'acts,' thought id see what people think. also thought maybe id just post the brief non-ingame summary first, test the waters. i think eventually thisll end up just a log of the fencing hall...so i wont post the most recent stuff i have. i thought id do it sort of like a serial, i tried to write it in that style. anyway here goes:

act i (prelude)
-fluffhead is a punk rocker from america, new jersey specifically, he likes all sorts of music though, his favorite being the hippie jam band, phish. also why his punk rocker friends teased him with their nickname, 'fluffhead' from the bands song of the same title. fluff went on to prove his friends right when he sort of became a parody of the song, getting rather addicted to pharmaceuticals, or pharmies as the hippies called it. fluffhead found out his favorite band was planning on touring europe, starting in england...
act ii(deviation)
-while following his favorite band, phish, american punk rocker fluffhead found himself straying from the tour on a chance he may 'score a huge amount of herb for nothin' in a remote town/city? of malton. once there he immediately got lost in its vast-ness. as soon as he found his rendezous the deal went sour and fluff found himself running like hell(and making off with the greenery).
-by the time he settled down, figured out whether or not the coast was clear and which way was out, fluff found blockages and construction workers working feverishly when he finally got to the city limits, fluffhead was approached by military or swat type folks clad in black riot armor, who approached, quite feverishly as well. they muscled the hell out of him and he feared for the contrabands sake, so he ran. again. what he was running back into no one could have guessed. well actually fluff probably could have seen it coming if he wasnt so preoccupied by his flaws, hes really into gory zombie/cannibal movies like that.
-hes that jerk in the theatre yelling at the screen. knowing full well the movie cant hear him, just being a dick.
-but yeah, the city was being plagued with dreaded ghouls. he vowed then, human life is important, maybe not sacred, but its pretty important. he also decided that life is ultimately only what one has at the moment they have it, he might as well enjoy that mess.
-so with that, fluffhead found the time he passed in the apocalyptic hell exhausting, as anyone would. he was constantly on the move, hopping from one building to the next.
-fluff focused his energy one helping others, healing mostly. he stationed himself in hospitals to stock up, and then roamed the neighborhoods looking for injured.
-after a while he grew bored of being assaulted by the undead, fluff changed his view to repairing the once decent city.
it was around this time fluffhead started having weird dreams. dreams of a tropical paradise. an island. it only came in blinks, almost subliminal. it wasnt as if he got much sleep anyhow.
-fluff was taking it to zombies squatting in buildings, making them functional, and well, thinking about that big bag of smoke.
-on one day, after searching a museum of african glassware, fluffhead was using one of the 'sculptures' inappropriately with a fair amount of gum opium he found in the mall, when he started to doze. he had the feeling he could actually get into a sounder sleep, and man was he right...

[andrewbuff]

act iii(odyssey)
-a punk rocker from america, fluffhead was traveling abroad following his favorite band when he found himself in a living nightmare. his tiresome existence was being trapped in a constant struggle with an undead uprising that literally fatigued his body and spirit.
-after pulling a rip van winkle of sorts(courtesy of an opium-induced nap), fluff washes up on the beach of an unknown place. an island.
-when fluff finally gets his vision to work properly and his legs to stand firm and not buckle, he walked(ha who am i kidding, he crawled) to the feet of a man he would later learn went by the name 'kahuni.'
-kahuni lived in a settlement known locally as york and he took to their tribe. he later found out the people of the island called it 'shartak.'
-in a real 'legend of zelda: links awakening'-moment, fluff realized this was his reoccurring dream. fluffhead didnt really know what to make of all that, so he just made it his mission to help people here, as best he could.
-taking up the mantle of 'scientist' and the occupation of 'healer,' fluffhead set out about to familiarize himself with his newest surroundings.
-his attention was soon grabbed by the mighty mountain he discovered north of his settlement and the center of the isle. there he battle strange and fierce monsters, not to mention the bears, rats and goats!
-in the caverns of the mountain, fluff stumbled upon a breath-taking sight. walls covered in a beautiful glowing fungus. fluffhead nearly fainted at first-sight of the wonder. not as much for the sight itself, but for the thought of a whole mountains' worth of a naturally growing fungus.
-of course fluffhead experimented with his new substance.
-eating it yielded not much more than bad breath, but if one were to pulverize the fungi into a juice. (it doesnt particularly feel right calling it juice. its more of a mash or slurry.) either way, when 'juiced' the fungus was invigorating.
-it was like liquid lightning to fluff and he couldnt get enough. he would spent days in the caverns, cohorting with the few who dared to venture into its depths.
-fluff drinks this fungi juice a lot, he also drinks a lot of alcohol.
-sometimes, he likes to get really drunk and go fire fighting(hell get toasted and then make toast!). he wanted to start a drunken firefighter clan but had already started his clan, lushington, more or less merely a spiritual acknowledgement of his (supposed)past life(s). one day hell let go and get the flame fighting drunks off the ground(and into the fire!).
-now that hes familiar with his surroundings, fluffhead has traveled to the eastern outsider settlement of derby to help with a new establishment there, the derby fencing hall.

[andrewbuff]

(editors note: so this next parts gunna be kind of a shift in format, its the beginning of the actual text from gameplay. i figure id throw some commentary, narrator-style in between to fill in some details. mostly though itll be what has literally happened to our beloved hero. hope no one who has interacted with fluff minds making a cameo. anyone is free to post their opinion of this idea. -ab)
soon to come!:
the ongoing travels of fluffhead!
the hapless wanderer! (more like drunken beardo)
tune in!(whenever i get around to it)

[andrewbuff]

(entries without timestamps are narrative. just so you know.)

act iv(ongoing)
-fluffhead is a punk rocker from the settlement of york, an amateur healer and definite drunk.
-he recently decided to make his way east to the town of derby, wherein there is a blossoming establishment known as the derby fencing hall, a dojo(kinda) for inexperiences folks of the island to be trained(and perhaps, train a bit themselves? foreshadowing?) and learn the basics of live on shartak.
-his current plans are to hang out in the hall and drink. plans are going pretty smoothly.
-fluffhead hiccups. "you bastards need to get to hitting each other!" fluff blurts out inpatiently. 2011-04-05 08:02
You say “aha, im gettin bored and this town is runnin outta cheap beer!” 2011-04-05 08:03
fluffhead sets his pack down at his feet, opens it and pulls out four bottles, three beers and a poison wine. he pops the wine and guzzles it, only two stray streams of the stuff roll down his neck. 2011-04-05 08:06
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 58 HP. 2011-04-05 08:06
fluffhead returns the now-empty bottle back in his bag, he opens the other three, one by one, and picks them up. one in each hand, and the third sandwiched between his forearm and ribs. 2011-04-05 08:09
You drink a bottle of beer and feel better. 2011-04-05 08:09
-You say “/dozes off with one half-full bottle of beer in his hand, his legs spread out around his backpack” 2011-04-05 09:33
You say “oops” 2011-04-05 09:33
fluffhead dozes off with one half-full bottle of beer in his hand, his legs spread out around his backpack. for real this time. 2011-04-05 09:34
-Dusan Mandic says “Thanks for the first aid kits you lovable drunk!” (2011-04-05 15:14)
Dusan Mandic says “If you don't mind fluff, maybe you can share some stories about that place "Malton" you say you came from...” (2011-04-05 15:16)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-05 15:17)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-05 15:17)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-05 15:17)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-05 15:17)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-05 15:17)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-05 15:17)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-05 15:17)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-05 15:17)
-fluffhead perks up, looks to dusan then looks at nothing in thought. 2011-04-05 19:35
You say “i tell ya what, the time i spent before the island comes and goes. sometimes i feel like it was only last week i wasnt here, other times i feel like ive always been here.” 2011-04-05 19:36
You say “sometimes i wonder why i have such memories, of other lands. lemme ponder it for a bit, ill see if i can summon any particular stories from that evil city.” 2011-04-05 19:38
fluffhead sits cross-legged near his backpack, rubbing his chin with his forefinger and thumb. 2011-04-05 19:38
You say “yeahh. i got it. that city, malton. i dont remember why i was there, but i ended up getting trapped there. while i was napping, it seems, they locked down into quarantine.” 2011-04-05 19:40
You say “the local government built a giant wall around the limits, and anyone unfortunate enough to still be there, well they were :palm:ed to put it plainly.” 2011-04-05 19:41
You say “pardon my langauge, of course.” 2011-04-05 19:41
You say “but i remember not knowing what to do, so i did what i tend to do best in those times, i wandered. i wandered from suburb to suburb, acquiring skills along the way.” 2011-04-05 19:42
You say “i became rather proficient at physically combating the uprising.” 2011-04-05 19:43
You say “the tools of my trade, they were what was called a shotgun and an axe. shotguns are like the islands rifles, but are much shorter in range, and much...MUCH more devastating.” 2011-04-05 19:44
You say “these undead were not a joke though, they would tear down our make shift barricades and claw us, and bite us while we slept. just awful!” 2011-04-05 19:45
You say “it was a strange world though, even if the ghouls would come for you, even if they stole the life from you, it wasnt game over for you, youd just become one of their ranks.” 2011-04-05 19:46
fluffhead turns a bit pale thinking about being undead. 2011-04-05 19:47
You say “err-yeah...uhhh...being undead sucks. but no, thank bog for a dedicated core group of scientists, some of the survivors claimed it was the scientists fault to begin with, regardless, these fellows...” 2011-04-05 19:48
You say “...made it their duty to inject undead with needles that could potentially revive one back to the side of the living.” 2011-04-05 19:49
fluffhead takes out a new bottle of poison wine, opens it and drinks a good portion of it. 2011-04-05 19:50
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 58 HP. 2011-04-05 19:50
fluffhead shutters from the wine and grimaces. "honestly though, the memories, the thoughts, whatever youd want to call them, they come in waves." fluff says. 2011-04-05 19:52
You say “at some times the tide is out and i remember very little, and others it encompasses all of my brain, people and places flood my mind with information. really, the only way to drown it out...” 2011-04-05 19:53
You say “...no pun intended, okay so it was kind of intended. i digress, the only way to quit thinking about it in those times is to get s--tfaced.” 2011-04-05 19:54
fluffhead toasts a beer "too forgetting!" 2011-04-05 19:54
You drink a bottle of beer and feel better. 2011-04-05 19:54
You say “haha, 'too'” 2011-04-05 20:03
You say “despite the technological advantages within the city of malton, i think id much rather be here, with the cannibals and giant squids and shargles anyday.” 2011-04-05 20:05
You say “there were player-killers in malton too, and it was much more frustrating than here. if a pker got you there, youd spend a week waiting for a generous scientist to come along and help you out.” 2011-04-05 20:07
You say “seems to me you put a whole lot of people somewhere with no way to escape, eventually some of those people are gunna get violent, and towards each other. thats exactly what happened there, and fast.” 2011-04-05 20:09
fluffhead looks kinda drained from all the deep thought. "sorry friends im gunna pass out for a little bit, im feeling a trifle too...real.." he trails off as he speaks, turning his focus on his open beer. 2011-04-05 20:11
You say “feel free to give me a thrashing if i start to snore, or kick in my sleep....tend to...do that...sometimes..” 2011-04-05 20:12
-Olivia Appleby uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-05 20:17)

so there you have it folks. the first installment of fluffs travels, proper. tune in uhh next...time. whenever i post more.
OOOOOH YEAH!

[andrewbuff]

here it is folks, chapter two of fluffs travels

-our hero fluff awoke to do what he thought you do at a fencing hall...
-You attack Dusan Mandic with a knife for 2 damage. They drop to 78 HP. 2011-04-06 04:11
Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
You attack Dusan Mandic with a knife for 1 damage. They drop to 77 HP. 2011-04-06 04:11
You attack Dusan Mandic with a knife for 2 damage. They drop to 75 HP. 2011-04-06 04:11
You attack Dusan Mandic with a knife for 2 damage. They drop to 66 HP. 2011-04-06 04:11
-fluff beat on dusan mandic with a knife for a bit, then decided to use his fists instead. he then used a healing herb to recover him. my internet crapped out so i cant document it properly.
-Dusan Mandic yells FISTICUFFS?!, FISTICUUFFFSSS!!!!!! (2011-04-06 14:48)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-06 14:48)
You sense that Dusan Mandic connects with fluffheads mouth. (2011-04-06 14:49)
Dusan Mandic yells BINGO! RIGHT IN THE BLOWHOLE! (2011-04-06 14:50)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-06 14:51)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-06 14:51)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-06 14:51)
Dusan Mandic effortlessly throws a series of jabs to fluffheads face. (2011-04-06 14:52)
Dusan Mandic stands over fluffhead while hes on the ground, then slams his rifle butt into his head. (2011-04-06 14:54)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a rifle butt for 2 damage. (2011-04-06 14:54)
Dusan Mandic yells "lights out!" (2011-04-06 14:54)
Dusan Mandic leans against a corner panting fervently. (2011-04-06 14:57)
Dusan Mandic says “Guess I got a little carried away there...musta had a flashback or something.” (2011-04-06 14:58)
Dusan Mandic picks up fluffhead,puts him on a cot, and begins working on his wounds. (2011-04-06 14:58)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-06 14:59)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-06 14:59)
Dusan Mandic says “Other than that nasty gash I had to stich, fluff should be fine. He should awake and drinking in no time!” (2011-04-06 14:59)
You hear Dusan Mandic whisper “That whole punching thing was really funny!!” (2011-04-06 15:03)
Uther yells FISTICUFFS?! We don't do FISTICUFFS around here! THIS IS DERBY! (2011-04-06 18:12)
Uther draws his cutlass and skillfully spells out insulting words across Dusan Mandic's skin. (2011-04-06 18:13)
Uther chuckles. "I hope the phrase I cut into your torso sets in as a scar. It says "I am a giant squid's love slave." (2011-04-06 18:17)
Uther giggles. "You and your antics just don't stop do they?" (2011-04-06 18:18)
Dusan Mandic says “Yes I am a giant squids love slave, that happens to be your mother!” (2011-04-06 18:33)
Dusan Mandic bashes Uther's skull with his rifle butt, causing Uther to fall onto the ground. (2011-04-06 18:33)
Dusan Mandic laughs and says "No, my antics never end!" (2011-04-06 18:34)
Uther laughs. "My mother? I'm not related to Cthulu, but I'm sure Bethrezen has seen'em around before." (2011-04-06 18:38)
Dusan Mandic says “Whats wrong with fisticuffs by the way?!?” (2011-04-06 18:43)
-fluffhead wakes, sitting up on the cot, saying "FISTICUFFS! now thats more like it fellows!" 2011-04-06 20:56
You say “and internet!!” 2011-04-06 20:57
-fluffhead yawns and stands up, stretching. "boy, i could use a drink!" fluff says, big surprise. 2011-04-06 21:38
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 58 HP. 2011-04-06 21:38
You say “/enjoys a bottle of poison wine, finishes it off with an audible smack.” 2011-04-06 21:39
You say “f**k me!” 2011-04-06 21:39
fluffhead enjoys a bottle of poison wine, finishes it off with an audible smack. 2011-04-06 21:40
You say “heh, maybe i should lay off so much of the boozin'” 2011-04-06 21:42
fluffhead thinks it over for a minute and says "naaaaaaaaaaaaaah." he interrupts his 'nah' with a beer. 2011-04-06 21:43
You drink a bottle of beer and feel better. 2011-04-06 21:44
-Grayson Hunt kills Uther with a heavy sword. (2011-04-06 23:04)
Grayson Hunt runs his sword through Uther, watching as the man gasps for air. The life slowly leaving his body. He leans in close to the dying man and says "Tell Dani the deal is off." (2011-04-06 23:04)
Dusan Mandic looks down at Uther and says"he really isn't a popular fella is he"? (2011-04-06 23:30)
Dusan Mandic says “We should make this the fisticuff hall! ” (2011-04-06 23:31)
-fluffhead sees what happened and shakes his head. "whats with that guy?" 2011-04-06 23:59
You say “i always thought heavy swords were dull at the tip. interesting.” 2011-04-07 00:00
fluffhead pours a little bit of his beer next to uther's body, saying "this ones for you, homie." 2011-04-07 00:01
You say “HAVE AT THEE!” 2011-04-07 00:02
-fluff attacks dusan mandic with his fists, bringing him down to 72 hp. (ida documented each blow but my history told me to do things with myself.)
Dusan Mandic senses that fluffhead holds out his fist for what appears to be a fist-pound, but once dusan connects, fluff pulls the old three stooges move and bonks him on the head. 2011-04-07 00:05
-fluff continued to punch at dusan, bringing him to 70 hp.
fluffhead throws a few more punches, all missing, and gives up. "okay im done, this is harder than it seems." he says, getting out a first aid kit. 2011-04-07 00:10
Dusan Mandic gains 10 health from a first aid kit 2011-04-07 00:11
You say “here, im runnin rather low so im gunna go stock up, but take these before i go.” 2011-04-07 00:12
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic. 2011-04-07 00:12
fluffhead saunders out, swinging his opened beer as he goes. 2011-04-07 00:13
fluffhead meant 'saunter' not 'saunder' 2011-04-07 00:15
You step outside. 2011-04-07 00:15

what will happen to our beloved when he gets to the medical hut?
adventure? (not likely)
treasure? (maybe some)
nothing? (probably)
turn in for more confusing, poorly written--err fantastic tales!

[Dani]

Huh.

You really shouldn't trust those paddys. 'Dusan mandic' indeed!

[andrewbuff]

ahh, screw that, dusey's a good guy! fluff can always use a drinkin buddy.

[andrewbuff]

-fluff leaves the derby fencing hall to go north and west to the med hut to search for first aid kits. after collecting forty, fluff went to the east end of derby to get some berries to make some more poison wine.
-Uther says “There, now that I've avenged my death, and defended my honor after Grayson's outrageous accusations, I can get back to my students.” (2011-04-08 23:46)
Uther says “Still, I find it useless for Misfit rules to affect the goings on of The Hall. I'll have to have a talk with her about that.” (2011-04-08 23:47)
Uther reloads his rifle. Yet I do enjoy using ol' faithful here. (2011-04-08 23:49)
You say “it DOES seem a bit much to harbor that much resentment.” 2011-04-09 00:30
You say “i mean arent they supposed to defend the bar? not the entire town? thats how i always looked at it” 2011-04-09 00:31
You say “obviously i dont know all the details, being an out of towner and all, but its not like youre (still) goin in there and making trouble, haha” 2011-04-09 00:32
-Grayson Hunt knocks the scared man to the ground and plants a firm boot on his throat, making him gasp for air. He looks down at the pathetic man and says "Don't talk, just listen you spineless s**t." (2011-04-09 02:24)
Grayson Hunt says “After I kill you, you can run off to your spineless friend, Lawman, and let him know that if he truly wants a fight, he can find me in York” (2011-04-09 02:24)
Grayson Hunt says “I have business with someone more important than the likes of the both of you. Don't go lying to everyone about your so called "pure intentions" since Dani said too much. The Misfits know everything.” (2011-04-09 02:25)
Grayson Hunt finishes his cigarette with a long drag and flicks the butt away. He exhales the smoke as he pulls the trigger of his rifle. The bullet entering Uther's head and exiting into the floor boards. (2011-04-09 02:25)
Grayson Hunt kills Uther with a rifle. (2011-04-09 02:25)
Grayson Hunt walks towards the door, turning around before leaving to say "Don't piss me off again Uther, or it'll be worse next time." Grayson hunt then ducks out of the door and disappears into the jungle. (2011-04-09 02:25)
You say “hello deus, forgive me if i dont say the numbers, how are you? here for a little trainin?” 2011-04-09 04:27
fluffhead looks down at uther, "or are you more interested in this kinda of business?" he says pointing with his thumb at the body.
-its at this time fluff realizes deus257 left way before he said anything. he did go get some berries though. enough for ten bottles, which he got yeastweed for at the trader and returned to the derby fencing hall.
-You hear iLerndGramrGud whisper “...” with a slight accent. (2011-04-10 06:47)
-fluffhead waves in a friendly manner to filth wizard saying "..uhh would you object if i just called you filth? fil? phil?" 2011-04-10 07:31
You say “okay since uther isnt present, i figure id say whats up” 2011-04-10 07:32
You say “whats up” 2011-04-10 07:32
You say “im like counselor in the hall. im pretty reliable for a first aid kit, speaking of.” 2011-04-10 07:34
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard. 2011-04-10 07:34
fluffhead gives filth wizard a few first aid kits, saying "i got plenty more if you need it. and feel free to spar with me. 2011-04-10 07:35
-Dusan Mandic says “FISTICUFFS!” (2011-04-10 20:15)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-10 20:15)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-10 20:15)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-10 20:15)
Dusan Mandic gives you a bottle of beer. (2011-04-10 20:15)
Dusan Mandic hands fluff a bottle of beer. (2011-04-10 20:16)
Dusan Mandic says “For your troubles!” (2011-04-10 20:16)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-10 20:22)
-You say “aww, why didnt he stick around?” 2011-04-10 20:52
fluffhead realizes hes drinking his last poisonberry wine, fluff exclaims "oh no! im out! these fementing ones need to brew damnit!" 2011-04-10 20:54
-You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-10 21:45)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-10 21:45)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-10 22:45)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-10 22:45)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-10 23:45)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-10 23:45)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-10 23:45)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-10 23:45)
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard. 2011-04-11 00:01
-zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 00:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 00:21)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 00:21)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 2 health. (2011-04-11 00:21)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-11 00:45)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-11 00:45)
You say “welcome to the derby fencing hall, zerolize. im fluffhead, obviously. since uthers been gone, i figure im the best the halls got right now so, welcome!” 2011-04-11 02:06
You say “i have plenty of first aid kits to go round, so if you need some just yell ill restock you up.” 2011-04-11 02:07
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize. 2011-04-11 02:07

oh man, things look like theyre picking up. (not really) what will happen next time? who will fluff annoy? who will make an appearance at the hall? will anyone? (probably not) tune in for the next (not-so) exciting entry in;
FLUFFS TRAVELS!

[Killian]

Fluff has a natural understanding of human behavior. There ought to be more like him.

[andrewbuff]

looks like were on chapter three! i guess...

You say “hot damn! my wine is finally done!” 2011-04-11 02:09
-since last, fluff has been drinking his poison wine and letting the two new members to the hall heal him up.
-zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 3 health. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 23:27)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:28)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:28)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:28)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:28)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:28)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 23:28)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-11 23:28)
-zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:57)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:57)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:57)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:57)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-11 23:57)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-12 00:02)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-12 00:02)
-You say “hello, derby dummy, err double d, how are things? im a healer from york. i see youre interested in helping out, so here take some first aid kits.” 2011-04-12 00:17
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. 2011-04-12 00:17
You say “in fact, first aid kits all round!” 2011-04-12 00:17
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize. 2011-04-12 00:17
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard. 2011-04-12 00:17
You say “keep up the good work, boyos!” 2011-04-12 00:18
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-12 01:11)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-12 01:11)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-12 01:11)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-12 01:11)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-12 01:12)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-12 01:12)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-12 01:12)
-Searching the area, you find a bottle of beer. 2011-04-12 01:16
You say “how lucky! i just found a beer! kinda warm but who cares!” 2011-04-12 01:17
-Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-12 01:27)
Derby Dummy gives you a bottle of beer. (2011-04-12 01:36)
-You say “hey thanks for the beer, dd i appr--uther! you have returned” 2011-04-12 01:54
You say “seems like youve had quite the week huh?” 2011-04-12 01:54
fluffhead says "well heres to you buddy." fluff raises a beer in uther's honor, and gets to drinking it. 2011-04-12 01:55
You drink a bottle of beer and feel better. 2011-04-12 01:55
-Uther enters the room and notices more space taken up. "New students. Glad to have ya. Welcome aboard all three of you. I'm assuming you've read the rules? If not, do acquaint yourself with them." (2011-04-12 01:56)
You give a first aid kit to Uther.
You give a first aid kit to Uther.
You give a first aid kit to Uther.
You give a first aid kit to Uther.
You give a first aid kit to Uther. 2011-04-12 01:58
Uther says “Indeed it has been a whirlwind week for me. Though I think Raffles (yes, that Raffles) may have drilled the right idea into Katie, which I hope she agrees to.” (2011-04-12 01:58)
Uther says “It should end any and all conflict between myself and The Misfits, now and in the future, which gives me time to concentrate on my students.” (2011-04-12 01:59)
You say “good to hear, this in-fighting is pointless, and leaves us all vulnerable for the real threat...” 2011-04-12 01:59
You say “and we all know who that is...ALIENS!” 2011-04-12 02:00
fluffhead pops open his second to last poison wine and chugs it. "sorry, ive been goin overboard with the poison wine lately." fluff gurgles. 2011-04-12 02:02
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 58 HP. 2011-04-12 02:02
Uther rolls his eyes. "Regardless of any disagreements I have with their policies." (2011-04-12 02:02)
Uther says “Yes, aliens. Their wild head dresses and outrageous lack of hygene. It poses a great threat to our own!” (2011-04-12 02:04)
Uther chuckles. (2011-04-12 02:04)
You say “well, youll be happy to know, ive played summer camp counselor in your absence. seventies-style, aka ive been heavily drinking while i 'supervised' the students.” 2011-04-12 02:04
Uther says “Speaking of the students, one in particular catches my eye. Derby Dummy, should The Misfits not agree to some form of peace between myself and them, I'd have to ask you to choose between...” (2011-04-12 02:06)
Uther says “them or The Derby Fencing Hall. I hope it doesn't turn out like that, because fighting between them and me interferes greatly with my responsibilities here at The Hall.” (2011-04-12 02:07)
You say “i surely hope it doesnt come to that, though. thatd suck.” 2011-04-12 02:08
-Uther says “So let us hope for the best. In the mean time, do spar with anyone in here, including myself. I suggest gathering a steady supply of first aid kits from the medical hut.” (2011-04-12 02:09)
Uther says “They'll come in handy, and allow you to train more per day.” (2011-04-12 02:10)
Uther says “Yes, it would be a real let down fluff. Surely Katie can see past herself, if she truly does have Derby's best interest at heart.” (2011-04-12 02:11)
Uther uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-12 02:14)
Uther uses a first aid kit on fluffhead. "Maybe you ought to ease up on the juice box, heh." (2011-04-12 02:14)
Pigbat kills Uther with a machete. (2011-04-12 02:24)
Uther giggles. "I bounce back so quickly." (2011-04-12 02:27)
Uther says “Although, The Misfits are indeed a nuisance right now. They aren't really accomplishing anything with a standing order of my own death.” (2011-04-12 02:29)
You say “looks like things arent...quite...resolved. regardless, i figured the good people here would patch me up after my stumbling from boozin'.” 2011-04-12 02:35
fluffhead checks his backpack, counting first aid kits to himself. "alright looks like i only have five left, im gunna head over to the medical hut to restock. ill return fellows." he says. 2011-04-12 02:37
fluffhead says "dont bang yourselves up TOO much in my absence." as he walks out, whistling random notes. 2011-04-12 02:38
-fluff walks from the derby fencing hall to the medical hut, passing lawman at the bulletinboard, greeting him.
-fluffhead tips an imaginary hat on his head and says "how goes it, friend?" as he walks passed. 2011-04-12 02:39
-jon snow healed fluff, and he thanked him.
You say “thank you jon, i needed that!” 2011-04-12 03:08
-OpiumJoe says “WINTER IS COMING!!!” (2011-04-12 05:50)
You say “sweet f.a. i hope not!” 2011-04-12 06:19
-Jon Snow says “Winter is always coming!!” (2011-04-12 12:45)
Jon Snow says “*SPOILER ALERT*” (2011-04-12 12:46)
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-12 21:56)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-12 21:56)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-12 21:56)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-12 21:56)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-12 23:15)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-12 23:15)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-12 23:15)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-12 23:15)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:19)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:19)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:19)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:19)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:19)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:19)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:19)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-12 23:19)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-12 23:19)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-12 23:20)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 3 health. (2011-04-12 23:20)
You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn. (2011-04-13 00:52)
-You say “good move fellows, keep this party goin on the road!, excellent!” 2011-04-13 01:19
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 04:30)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 04:30)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 6 health. (2011-04-13 04:30)
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 7 health. (2011-04-13 16:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 17:17)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 17:17)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 17:17)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-13 17:18)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 18:11)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-13 18:11)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 6 health. (2011-04-13 18:11)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2011-04-13 21:12)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:13)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:13)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:13)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 21:13)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-13 21:13)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 3 health. (2011-04-13 21:13)
-so fluff and his new fencing hall buds are in the med hut doing their thing, fluff gave zerolize and filth wizard ten faks each.
-zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 23:37)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 23:37)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 23:37)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 2 damage. (2011-04-13 23:37)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-13 23:38)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-13 23:38)
zerolize fires at you with a rifle for 5 damage. (2011-04-13 23:38)
zerolize fires at you with a rifle for 5 damage. (2011-04-13 23:38)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-13 23:38)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-13 23:38)
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 02:08)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-14 02:08)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-14 02:08)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 02:08)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2011-04-14 02:08)
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 06:05)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-14 06:05)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-14 06:05)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 06:05)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 06:05)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 06:05)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-14 06:06)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2011-04-14 06:06)
-You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn. (2011-04-14 13:50)
You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn. (2011-04-14 13:50)
wendie says “hi” (2011-04-14 13:53)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:29)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:29)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:29)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:29)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:29)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:29)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-14 16:29)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-14 16:29)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-14 16:29)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:38)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-14 16:38)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:38)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:38)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:38)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-14 16:38)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:38)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 16:38)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-14 16:38)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-14 16:38)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 20:11)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 20:11)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 20:11)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 20:11)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 20:11)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-14 20:11)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-14 20:11)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2011-04-14 20:11)

there it is, episode three, what will come from this mess in the next adventure? who knows really. (i would hope i do, i mean i DID document this crap.) tune in for more comical mishaps from derby's favorite punching bag(err..sorry double d) derby's favorite punching bag from york, in the next FLUFFS TRAVELS!
OOOOOOOOH YEAH!

[andrewbuff]

so it looks like this edition is a special giant-size issue. lucky you. well here we go, episode four!

-seemed like a lot of stuff was going on with the halls leader, uther and the locals of the hanged misfit. looked like uther may or may not be getting run out of town...
-You say “okay broskis, ill be back, i need to pop over to the misfit to talk to katie about maybe leading this place?* i dunno, ill let you guys know whats up. im not sure if the misfits will be alright if...” 2011-04-15 03:09
(*check out the misfits thread for the tale of the halls previous leader.)
You say “...you guys spar inside the bar so id be careful if youre gunna stop by.” 2011-04-15 03:09
fluffhead enters and nods to the patrons while walking towards the bar saying "hey all, hows things on this side of town?" when he reaches the bar, he pulls out his last coin and places it on the bar. 2011-04-15 03:12
You say “if i could, a beer would be nice, ms. calhoun. when you can of course.” 2011-04-15 03:13
You give 1 gold coin to Katie Calhoun. 2011-04-15 03:13
-Katie Calhoun gives you 1 gold coin. (2011-04-15 03:30)
Katie Calhoun gives you a bottle of beer. (2011-04-15 03:31)
Katie Calhoun ignores the gold coin and sits a beer down on the table. "On the house Fluff. I'm glad you're here. I have a proposal for you." (2011-04-15 03:31)
Katie Calhoun leans over and starts whispering into Fluffhead's ear. (2011-04-15 03:31)
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “It seems you really like the Fencing Hall so before I look for anyone else to take it over or make something else like it...I was wondering if you would like to. ” (2011-04-15 03:32)
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “It may be awhile though. I am pretty sure Uther liked you so he would probably turn over the Fencing Hall clan to you. ” (2011-04-15 03:33)
fluffhead leans in and says "mhmm, im listening." 2011-04-15 03:33
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “I noticed the other day there was a Derby Dummy standing in the Hall just waiting which is interesting.” (2011-04-15 03:33)
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “So what do you say? Sara is a healer also and I bet would go back to the Hall when she finds it's been reopened.” (2011-04-15 03:33)
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “ It's a shame about Uther but he will be back. ” (2011-04-15 03:33)
You say “yeah, the derby dummy hasnt really done much, but he(?) seems pretty excited about the project. when i walked in today, there was yet another new player in there, armed watchman.” 2011-04-15 03:35
You say “ive had two young fellows following me, zerolize and filth wizard, who are quite active in the past few days.” 2011-04-15 03:36
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “I have no idea who that is and I bet the Dummy is just waiting to see what's going to happen. Maybe even Duscan will go back. He just picks berries now.” (2011-04-15 03:37)
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “filth wizard use to be active then went idle not long after he made him. I have noticed he has come unidled also.” (2011-04-15 03:38)
You say “i told armed watchman about the basics of what the hall stood for, but before i made any assumptions, i wanted to come here and talk with you. normally im not much of a fighter, but i do enjoy...” 2011-04-15 03:38
You say “well, i only really did this because i was doing very little otherwise and needed a place to do my drinking.”
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “I was going to try and find someone like you to take it over. I didn't want a Misfit since we have other things to do.” (2011-04-15 03:39)
You say “...helping newer players. oh yeah, dusans a pretty good guy, he never officially joined the clan, but i treat him like he did.” 2011-04-15 03:39
You say “well, i only really did this because i was doing very little otherwise and needed a place to do my drinking.” 2011-04-15 03:40
You say “like i said, im no fighter” 2011-04-15 03:41
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “I think it would be a calmer in the Hall now so should be fun.” (2011-04-15 03:41)
You say “buuuuuuuuut” 2011-04-15 03:41
You say “im having fun hanging out in derby, its a lot more active than york.” 2011-04-15 03:42
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “I am assuming the Derby Dummy is there for you to beat upon as long as you heal him. I haven't seen him move much.” (2011-04-15 03:42)
You say “see, when uther was in charge, it seemed very orderly, and well, quite frankly, im not much for a lot of order” 2011-04-15 03:42
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “So you wouldn't have to do any fighting if you use him.” (2011-04-15 03:43)
You say “id guess the same about ol' double d because well, he hasnt done much of anything from what ive seen” 2011-04-15 03:43
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “Just tell the newbies what's what and heal the Dummy. Pretty much it I think.” (2011-04-15 03:43)
You say “id like for him to realize that if he also levels up, its easier for everyone to gain some xp. but before, i held the role of nanny more than anything else.” 2011-04-15 03:44
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “wait...I did see him moving around today. He was at the ocean for some reason.” (2011-04-15 03:44)
You say “with him being only level one, hes still considered a new player, and more often than not, the other students just spar with myself instead, which i have no problem with” 2011-04-15 03:44
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “Just tell him that it's being reopened and ask him if he can level up now. I just have a feeling that was what he was going to do going just by his name.” (2011-04-15 03:45)
You say “regardless, im quite honored youd trust me with this venture, i may not do things by the book always, but hopefully what i can instill in these new players a better outlook on our island.” 2011-04-15 03:46
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “If you find you don't like it maybe someone else can take it over then.” (2011-04-15 03:46)
You say “err...help brighten their outlook, whatever you know what i mean.” 2011-04-15 03:47
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “That's all I ask. ” (2011-04-15 03:47)
fluffhead laughs and says "i feel i can handle this for the time being, at least until i lose interest, hah. 2011-04-15 03:47
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “I try and catch the noobs before and even after they kill once to try and not have them turn into a town Pker. Most of the Misfits are ones that I turned. ” (2011-04-15 03:47)
You say “but if it comes to that, i can always teach the boys to be atonimous and teach 'em how to help each other out.” 2011-04-15 03:48
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “man friday was a total terror. He kept killing and we killed him. He may be a native but he's a Misfit.” (2011-04-15 03:48)
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “That's what I was hoping. Just write on the wall the rule of not knocking anyone down lower then 20hp and ask Uther if you can take over the Clan. Uther will have to have Simon take his name off.” (2011-04-15 03:49)
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “I made to logo and the sig for Uther. Maybe he will even give you those. Otherwise I can make new ones.” (2011-04-15 03:50)
You say “i figure, as long as i supply first aid kits and no one goes overboard and kills someone, it will not only provide some relief to the blood-lust but also help build the future citizens into well...” 2011-04-15 03:50
You say “...rounded folks.” 2011-04-15 03:50
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “If they insist they want to kill they can either join the Misfits and go by our rules or leave town and kill to their hearts content. At least we wouldn't have them as town pkers.” (2011-04-15 03:52)
You say “see thats the biggest thing for me, its not about me. its about the students. im not here to boost my ego, i dont want to be a leader, just a teacher of sorts.” 2011-04-15 03:52
You say “hey yeah, i dont mean they shouldnt kill ever, my path in life is rather peaceful but i know its important to some. as long as, like here, the inside of the hall is sacred, i dont care what they do...” 2011-04-15 03:53
You say “on their own time.” 2011-04-15 03:53
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “I have seen that which is why I wanted to ask you first.” (2011-04-15 03:54)
fluffhead opens his beer and sips it. 2011-04-15 04:05
You say “well, personally, my policy is that the hall is just a first step to greatness. i dont expect anyone except staff to stay with the clan longer than they need to.” 2011-04-15 04:12
You say “i very much so encourage the blossoming and leaving of the nest when ready.” 2011-04-15 04:12
You say “otherwise its just a clan for xp farming eh? no one wants that.” 2011-04-15 04:13
You say “ill have to think about maybe putting a level cap to the student body. that way no one is just hanging out being boring.” 2011-04-15 04:14
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “That's exactly what I think to. If they want to stay in town but still kill they will have to join the Misfits and do it legal or they will end up on the KoS list after they kill 3 times in town.” (2011-04-15 04:14)
You say “no one wants to be billy madison!” 2011-04-15 04:14
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “But yeah...they can't hang around forever.” (2011-04-15 04:15)
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “I will be opening up the Derby Hunting Club that will be in the hut next door to the Hall. I will have a monthly contest and a animal they have to hunt each month.” (2011-04-15 04:16)
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “Maybe once they level up they can go out and hunt animals. I want to give gold out to whoever gets the most kills of that months animal..” (2011-04-15 04:17)
You say “thats good incentive to move out and get exploring.” 2011-04-15 04:17
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “I am looking for someone to run it right now. Not sure who yet.” (2011-04-15 04:17)
You say “what you could do is have the members throw in a few coins to be eligible to win, winner gets the cash” 2011-04-15 04:19
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “One of the main purposes of the Misfits is to try and keep new players from leaving the game. We try and tell them what's going on when we see they have killed in town once or twice. ” (2011-04-15 04:19)
You say “either way, im sure the boys at the hall are wondering how this little meeting went, and are probably eager to get back to training. so i think with that ill be on my way.” 2011-04-15 04:20
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “I have plenty of pumpkins planted out there. If they can pick them and trade them to the trader that makes gold. I make lots of gold when the bar is quiet from those pumpkins” (2011-04-15 04:20)
You hear Katie Calhoun whisper “ok...take care and do try and get Uther to give you the clan. Otherwise we will have to make another one.” (2011-04-15 04:20)
fluffhead fluff leans back at the waist, holding onto the edge of the bar looking around and speaks to the entire bar "i seriously, still, encourage all of you to stop by the hall!"
You say “whoops, i suck at emoting.” 2011-04-15 04:21
You say “really though, all, i think itd be a real morale booster to see some experienced players in there mixing it up with the younglings. not to mention it will help change the stigma of the previous...” 2011-04-15 04:23
You say “...instructor. not only that, but i wouldnt mind the company. its nice for a change of pace, getting my a** kicked and healed all day is kinda tiring!” 2011-04-15 04:23
You say “so with that, im off, good day to you all, misfits. stop in and say hi why dont you. nothin's stopping you. bring a few beers too!” 2011-04-15 04:24
Katie Calhoun says “I am glad you decided to take over the Fencing Hall Fluff.” (2011-04-15 04:24)
Katie Calhoun says “See you later then” (2011-04-15 04:25)
fluffhead exits, giving a weak wave to the patrons and ms. calhoun, saying "see ya there friends. cheers!" 2011-04-15 04:25
-fluff walked back to the hall, stopping on the way to speak to dusan mandic.
You say “hey there dusan, i just spoke with ms. calhoun and we came to the conclusion that id take over the fencing hall. if youre interested, wed love to have you back with us.” 2011-04-15 04:27
You say “even if you dont join up, come by and have a beer with me, im always looking for company to drink with.” 2011-04-15 04:30
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 05:05)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 05:05)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 05:05)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-15 05:05)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 05:05)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 05:05)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 05:05)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-15 05:06)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-15 05:06)
-Dusan Mandic says “So your running the fencing hall now fluffhead? That's great! I still think it should be the fisticuff hall though!” (2011-04-15 15:10)
Dusan Mandic laughs heartily. (2011-04-15 15:10)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-15 16:49)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-15 16:49)
-You say “so, yeah, as dusan said, fellas, ms. calhoun and i discussed it, and rather than start anew with this organization, we figured wed just continue on as the derby fencing hall...” 2011-04-15 18:56
You say “...but with myself as the 'instructor.' nothing really important is going to change, but i hope there will be less drama that before.” 2011-04-15 18:56
You say “im hopeful that uther will hand me the title of leader for the group so i can make some minor changes to the clan itself. but mostly it will be aesthetic in nature.” 2011-04-15 18:59
fluffhead looks at the wall, in thought, he strokes his beard while thinking. 2011-04-15 19:01
You carve welcome to the derby fencing hall" rules: no killing, no one to be brought below 20 hp, NO KILLING. please heal those you attack. ask director fluffhead if you need some first aid kits. onto the wall. 2011-04-15 19:03
You say “what do you guys think?” 2011-04-15 19:05
You say “oh, before i get ahead of myself, i thought id go over some basics, you know.” 2011-04-15 19:09
You say “ms. calhoun and i spoke about the purpose of the hall, and we agree that this should be a stepping stone for newer players. we dont want anyone just hanging out just to xp farm. xp farming is lame.” 2011-04-15 19:11
You say “theres nothing wrong with doing a little sparring for the sake of leveling up, but when it turns into all one does, thats not cool.” 2011-04-15 19:12
You say “the hall is here for that very purpose, to help everyone level up and get used to the mechanics and interplay of the game.” 2011-04-15 19:14
You say “so please, do your thing friends, but dont make it your life, this islands a huge, interesting place. when you feel ready to venture out, i say, go forth and explore, my friends, explore.” 2011-04-15 19:17
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard. 2011-04-15 19:44
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize.
You give a first aid kit to zerolize. 2011-04-15 19:44
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-15 19:45)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-15 19:45)
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. 2011-04-15 19:45
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic. 2011-04-15 19:45
You say “alright folks, lets get to training!” 2011-04-15 19:46

there it is, the forth piece to the super-uninteresting puzzle that is FLUFFS TRAVELS!
tune in next time for i dunno..some stuff happening. maybe something cool. who knows. be there!
OOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAHHH!(despite my love for the macho man, this is actually a reference from the phish song 'fluffhead' just to clarify that.)

[andrewbuff]

what are we up to? uhh..five? here comes five!


-Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-15 20:12)
You hear Derby Dummy whisper “I am trying to level up by not killing a thing. A bit hard that.” (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic says “Fisticuffs!” (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a knife for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a knife for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a knife for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a rifle butt for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a rifle butt for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a rifle butt for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a rifle butt for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a rifle butt for 2 damage. (2011-04-15 20:13)
You hear Dusan Mandic whisper “Thanks for the first aid kits fluffhead, now I can heal ya back up!” (2011-04-15 20:14)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-15 20:14)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-15 20:14)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2011-04-15 20:14)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 20:14)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 20:14)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 20:14)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-15 20:14)
Dusan Mandic fires at you with a rifle for 5 damage. (2011-04-15 20:15)
Dusan Mandic fires at you with a rifle for 5 damage. (2011-04-15 20:15)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 20:15)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 20:15)
Dusan Mandic says “Theres my training for the day! ” (2011-04-15 20:15)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of poison berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2011-04-15 20:45)
-You say “excellent, very excellent. things are progressing quite well.” 2011-04-15 21:22
You say “better with more healers on it.” 2011-04-15 21:27
fluffhead says "wow, deja vu." fluff shakes his head, trying to rid himself of the feeling. 2011-04-15 21:28
fluffhead opens a bottle of poison wine and drinks it in a few gulps. 2011-04-15 21:30
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 58 HP. 2011-04-15 21:30
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 21:31)
Derby Dummy says “They can smack me all they want but I won't hit back. I am a dummy after all but I will heal.” (2011-04-15 22:08)
Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 7 health. (2011-04-15 22:09)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:15)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:15)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 2 health. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-15 23:16)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2011-04-15 23:16)
Dusan Mandic says “You would get more experience by attacking your instructor since he is form York. But keep him healed!” (2011-04-16 00:24)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 00:47)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-16 00:47)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 00:47)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-16 00:47)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 00:47)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 00:47)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 00:47)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-16 00:47)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 7 health. (2011-04-16 00:47)
You say “thats right, im here because im from york, its one of the main reasons i took this job.” 2011-04-16 03:17
You say “but of course, if you strapping lads get your levels up it will even things out for everyone.” 2011-04-16 03:18
You say “hey guys, i was thinkin, if i cant get the rights to the 'derby fencing hall' clan, what do you think of renaming this place? which would also mean starting a new clan.” 2011-04-16 03:29
-Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-16 04:03)
Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-16 04:03)
Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2011-04-16 04:03)
-You say “thats the ticket dd!” 2011-04-16 04:06
You take 12 damage from a bottle of poison berry wine and drop to 58 HP. 2011-04-16 04:07
fluffhead finishes his last bottle of poison wine, fluff holds the bottle up to let the last few drops drip out into his mouth 2011-04-16 04:08
You say “ah, damnit. im out, AGAIN.” 2011-04-16 04:09
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy.
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. 2011-04-16 04:10
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard.
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard. 2011-04-16 04:10
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic.
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic. 2011-04-16 04:10
-Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-16 04:23)
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-16 05:42)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-16 05:42)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 05:42)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 05:42)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-16 05:42)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-16 07:15)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 07:15)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 07:15)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 07:15)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-16 07:16)
Dusan Mandic says “I think if you have to start a new clan, it wouldn't be a problem. It has to be hard for you, being a "leader" of a clan you have no power over.” (2011-04-16 15:25)
Dusan Mandic says “Just make it a cool name!” (2011-04-16 15:25)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-16 16:39)
Dusan Mandic swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2011-04-16 18:04)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 18:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-16 18:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-16 18:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 18:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-16 18:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 18:43)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 18:43)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-16 18:43)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-16 18:43)
Akiak ducks into the hut knowing where he is despite the fact that he cannot read the strange writing on the wall. He looks to fluffhead and says "I am here to train." (2011-04-16 19:15)
Game news has been added. Bonus AP day! (2011-04-16 19:16)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 19:19)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 19:19)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 19:19)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 19:19)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 19:19)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-16 19:19)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-16 19:19)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2011-04-16 19:19)
-fluffhead wakes up feeling invigorated, he says "hooooeeey, im feelin it today!" fluff acknowledges the native akiak "good to hear, akiak, were welcoming to all people here."
You say “whoops, im sorry akiak, i didnt realize you dont speak outsider but thats quite alright, as i said, we here welcome all peoples as long as you uphold our rules of not killing others training...” in the native language. 2011-04-16 21:03
You say “...also we dont particularly like when people are brought below 20 hp, for safety reasons of course. finally its encouraged to heal those you spar with, again for safety purposes. other than that...” in the native language. 2011-04-16 21:05
You say “...please, enjoy yourself.” 2011-04-16 21:06
-Akiak says “Well fluff, I do not have the ability to use first aid kits. Do you can heal while I train?” with a slight accent. (2011-04-16 21:08)
-You say “yes, i can. and if i cannot, one of these fine fellows surely will. they, like you are here to use the facilities provided. but i will see what i can do about providing some herbs as well.” 2011-04-16 21:59
You say “in fact, ive only got eight first aid kits left, so i really should make a trip to the medical hut while im so full of energy. friends, take care of yourselves while im absent, i wont be long.” 2011-04-16 22:00
You say “ahem, sorry again, i forget to speak in a more universal tone, i or any of these other fellows should be willing to heal you, and im going to see what the trader has for deals on herbs right now.” in the native language. 2011-04-16 22:01
You say “here, this is what i have for now. should hold you over for the time being, while im out.” in the native language. 2011-04-16 22:02
You give a healing herb to Akiak.
You give a healing herb to Akiak.
You give a healing herb to Akiak.
You give a healing herb to Akiak. 2011-04-16 22:02
You say “okay, everyones good? good. ill be back boys.” 2011-04-16 22:03
fluffhead slips out the door. 2011-04-16 22:03
-in the medical hut, fluffhead finds dex merci, a level 2 player who he encourages to stop by the hall.
You say “hey there dex, im fluffhead, im the current instructor to the derby fencing hall, we provide an environment to facilitate training in the combat/healing fields. if youre interested in...” 2011-04-16 22:06
You say “...gaining some xp in a safe place, stop by, were two huts to the left of the trader.” 2011-04-16 22:07
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-17 01:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-17 01:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-17 01:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-17 01:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-17 01:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-17 01:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-17 01:38)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-17 01:38)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-17 01:38)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-17 01:38)

oh man, what an issue! what will fluff and the gang rename their clan?(wouldnt anyone reading this already know the answer?) will that dex guy join up? and what of that native fellow? whats the future of that scenerio? next time, on FLUFFS TRAVELS!
OOOOOOH YEAAAAHHH!
DIG IT!(okay that one was for mister poffo)

[andrewbuff]

heres six, its the start of the dtf! here it goes!

The clan lushington has been disbanded. You are no longer part of the clan. (2011-04-17 23:17)
You hear Balchig calling for assistance. (2011-04-17 23:31)
You hear Balchig calling for assistance. x2 (2011-04-17 23:32)
-fluffhead has joined the clan Derby Training Facility (2011-04-18 00:25)
Filth Wizard has joined the clan Derby Training Facility (2011-04-18 00:30)
You scratch out what was carved there before.
You carve Welcome to the Derby Training Facility Rules: No killing, and nobody is to be brought below 20hp,NO KILLING! Please heal those you attack, ask Director Fluffhead if you need some first aid kits. onto the wall. 2011-04-18 00:30
You scratch out what was carved there before.
You carve D.T.F." in large bold letters, with a banner under it saying "the Derby Training Facility onto the side of a hut. 2011-04-18 00:32
-fluffhead obviously started a new clan, a gym for the people of derby. he invited the folks that were already in the previous fencing hall. he rewrote the instructions on the interior, fixed the sign out front, and now is going to the west to post a notification on the noticeboard.
-Derby Dummy has joined the clan Derby Training Facility (2011-04-18 00:41)
-zerolize has joined the clan Derby Training Facility (2011-04-18 00:53)
-fluffhead posted his notice for four days worth. he then headed back to the facility to greet his new/old clan brothers.
-Dusan Mandic has joined the clan Derby Training Facility (2011-04-18 02:39)
-You say “ah, hello boys, how do you like the change? its mostly an aesthetic thing with not many changes from the previous group. i think the major difference is now members can see who other members are...” 2011-04-18 03:03
You say “...and i was thinking, depending what you lot think, we might just make the list public and be done with it.” 2011-04-18 03:07
Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2011-04-18 03:09)
You say “i got plenty more faks but i need some time to recoup from searching so, ill hand some out in a little bit.” 2011-04-18 03:10
You whisper to Filth Wizard, “hey bro, i heard balchig yelling earlier, katie tells me someone said you were healing him. thats perfectly fine, but if you happened to be doing the hit/heal thing on him...” 2011-04-18 03:14
You whisper to Filth Wizard, “...people dont like that so much. its cool to do that to other members, but most players consider it xp farming, which is frowned upon by the general populous. i dont think anyone is like mad...” 2011-04-18 03:15
You whisper to Filth Wizard, “...or anything but for future note, its not very smart to attack the shaman. i mean unless you planned on killing him. which is also pretty frowned upon, since it screws over the whole town for...” 2011-04-18 03:16
You whisper to Filth Wizard, “...a while.” 2011-04-18 03:17
-Filth Wizard says “No no no. A guy called punklover tried to kill the shaman. I only healed him.” (2011-04-18 03:32)
Filth Wizard says “Or I guess it could have been winston monocle. ” (2011-04-18 03:33)
Filth Wizard says “He's not a soldier though, is he? You'd probably have to be a soldier/warrior to kill one of those things.” (2011-04-18 03:33)
Filth Wizard says “Where's katie at? I ahve to explain what happened.” (2011-04-18 03:35)
Filth Wizard says “aight, i got that settled.” (2011-04-18 03:41)
You say “yeah buddy, i dont wanna see you in trouble for something you didnt do. its truly a lesson for everyone, attacking/healing the shaman can cause people to think youre looking for trouble.” 2011-04-18 03:44
You say “but it was definitely a good thing you noticed this punklover fellow and got there in time. good going, really!” 2011-04-18 03:45
You give a bottle of beer to Filth Wizard. 2011-04-18 03:45
fluffhead says "a better reason to get toasted there isnt, heres to ya." fluff raises a beer in fil's honor and drinks a bit. 2011-04-18 03:46
-Filth Wizard says “http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=11232” (2011-04-18 03:47)
Filth Wizard says “Someone should probably find and kill him.” (2011-04-18 03:48)
Filth Wizard says “hang on... it's still in my log. i have a screenshot here.” (2011-04-18 03:52)
Filth Wizard says “http://i.imgur.com/StTXV.png” (2011-04-18 03:53)
You say “good enough for me, bro.” 2011-04-18 03:55
You say “but, im the more nonviolent type, so i dont really think its our problem here at the facility.” 2011-04-18 03:56
You say “when ms. calhoun gets bad on her feet, id go over to the bar and tell her if you think, they got people who will hunt down people.” 2011-04-18 03:57
-Filth Wizard says “I just did. She's one of the corpses at the shaman.” (2011-04-18 03:58)
You say “haha, again, good enough for me. ” 2011-04-18 04:05
-You say “ms. calhoun would be thankful for your assistance fil and i thought youd like to know i know for a fact she wasnt accusing you of anything, just figuring out the situation.” 2011-04-18 04:21
Taking the bottle of fungi juice, you feel invigorated.
You take 4 damage from a bottle of fungi juice and drop to 66 HP. 2011-04-18 04:22
Taking the bottle of fungi juice, you feel invigorated.
You take 4 damage from a bottle of fungi juice and drop to 62 HP. 2011-04-18 04:22
fluffhead finishes his last two bottles of fungi juice. gulping down the last bit, fluffhead winces as he swallows. "damnitall, i need more of that junk." he murmurs. 2011-04-18 04:23
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard. x5 2011-04-18 04:25
You give a first aid kit to zerolize. x5 2011-04-18 04:26
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic. x5 2011-04-18 04:26
-Derby Dummy uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2011-04-18 04:55)
-You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. x5 2011-04-18 06:13
-Dusan Mandic attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x16 (2011-04-18 13:21)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. x9 (2011-04-18 13:21)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x2 (2011-04-18 13:22)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. (2011-04-18 13:22)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2011-04-18 13:22)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x6 (2011-04-18 18:04)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-18 18:04)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health. (2011-04-18 18:04)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-18 18:04)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x3 (2011-04-18 18:04)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-18 18:04)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x2 (2011-04-18 18:04)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-18 18:04)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-18 18:04)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-18 18:04)
-You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. x5 2011-04-18 20:06
You give a first aid kit to zerolize. x5 2011-04-18 20:07
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard. x5 2011-04-18 20:07
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic. x5 2011-04-18 20:07
-zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x3 (2011-04-18 20:50)
zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x7 (2011-04-18 20:51)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. x6 (2011-04-18 20:51)
-You say “Welcome to the Derby Training Facility. Rules: No killing, and nobody is to be brought below 20hp,NO KILLING! Please heal those you attack, ask Director Fluffhead if you need some first aid kits.” 2011-04-18 22:59
You scratch out what was carved there before.
You carve Welcome to the Derby Training Facility. Rules: No killing, and nobody is to be brought below 20hp,NO KILLING! Please heal those you attack, ask Director Fluffhead if you need some first aid kits. onto the wall. 2011-04-18 22:59
You say “that missing period was irking me!”  2011-04-18 23:00
-zerolize attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x10 (2011-04-18 23:34)
zerolize uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. x6 (2011-04-18 23:34)
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x7 (2011-04-19 00:10)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-19 00:10)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-19 00:10)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-19 00:10)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-19 00:10)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. x2 (2011-04-19 00:10)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-19 00:10)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x3 (2011-04-19 00:10)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-19
-You say “...damn those kits went fast. ive only got ten left!” 2011-04-19 02:42
You say “im gunna hustle over to the med hut while ive got some energy in me and see what i can rustle up.” 2011-04-19 02:44
-fluff went to the med hut to get more faks. inside the hut, while looking for first aid kits, fluff invites the people inside to join the dtf.
-You say “hello all, how is everyone?” 2011-04-19 02:45
You say “id just like to extend an invitation to all to join the derby training facility. its basically a gym where anyone is welcomed to help out in teaching newer players what's what on the island.” 2011-04-19 02:48
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-20 18:30)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x2 (2011-04-20 18:30)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. x2 (2011-04-20 18:30)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-20 18:30)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-20 18:30)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x6 (2011-04-20 18:30)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. x3 (2011-04-20 18:30)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-20 18:30)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-20 18:30)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x5 (2011-04-20 18:30)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. x2 (2011-04-20 18:30)
-You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. x5 2011-04-20 21:36
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x6 (2011-04-20 21:45)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-20 21:45)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-20 21:45)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-20 21:45)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-20 21:45)x2
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-20 21:45)x2
Filth Wizard attacks you with a knife for 1 damage. (2011-04-20 21:45)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-20 21:45)
You hear Derby Dummy whisper “Thanks for all the med kits you give me. They have been coming in handy.” (2011-04-20 22:47)
-You say “youre very welcome friend, its kind of my job to keep you in business.” 2011-04-20 23:09
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard. x5 2011-04-20 23:10
-You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic. x5 2011-04-21 00:10
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x3 (2011-04-21 01:56)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-21 01:56)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x3 (2011-04-21 01:56)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-21 01:56)
-Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x3 (2011-04-21 04:07)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-21 04:07)
-You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic. x5 2011-04-21 05:43
You give a first aid kit to Filth Wizard. x5 2011-04-21 05:43
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. x5 2011-04-21 05:44

next time might be more interesting. you dont know, it could be!
OOOOOH YEAHHHHH!!

[andrewbuff]

yeah yeah, episode seven.

-Dusan Mandic attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x13 (2011-04-21 11:40)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x3 (2011-04-21 11:41)
Dusan Mandic attacks you with a knife for 2 damage. (2011-04-21 11:41)
Dusan Mandic uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health. x10 (2011-04-21 11:41)
Dusan Mandic says “Fisticuffs?” (2011-04-21 13:49)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x10 (2011-04-21 17:37)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. x3 (2011-04-21 17:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-21 17:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x2 (2011-04-21 17:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. x2 (2011-04-21 17:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. x3 (2011-04-21 17:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2011-04-21 17:37)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-04-21 17:37)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health. (2011-04-21 17:37)
Filth Wizard attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2011-04-21 17:38)
Filth Wizard uses a first aid kit on you and restores 3 health. (2011-04-21 17:38)
-Filth Wizard has left the clan Derby Training Facility (2011-04-21 22:17)
-You say “there he goes, the first graduate of the facility. fil has taken the first step to become a respectable islander, not that you lot arent respectable, of course!” 2011-04-21 22:26
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. x5 2011-04-21 22:27
You give a first aid kit to Dusan Mandic. x5 2011-04-21 22:27
Clan News has been added by fluffhead for the clan: Derby Training Facility (2011-04-21 22:29)
-fluff announced fil's leaving on the clan news to show how proud.
-You say “i swear boys, i think this deserves a drink! meet me at the misfit if you care for one.” 2011-04-21 22:30
You say “if you need some kits, i got plenty come get some if you need.” 2011-04-21 22:31
-fluffhead went over to the hanged misfit for a celebratory drink.
-Lawman says “I'm keeping my piece to....real close to me ” (2011-04-21 22:32)
fluffhead enters in with a stride of satisfaction, "good day to you all, misfits and more" fluff says. "today is a great day," fluff says, walking up to the bar, 2011-04-21 22:34
Lawman says “Busy in here tonight it seems ” (2011-04-21 22:35)
You say “because i believe we at the derby training facility have witnessed our first graduate. our good bud filth wizard, or fil as i call him, left the clan and decided to go out in this world...”
Katie Calhoun says “Hi fluff.” (2011-04-21 22:36)
You say “...on his own. now if that isnt reason enough for a drink, i dont know what is!” 2011-04-21 22:36
Katie Calhoun says “Good for him.” (2011-04-21 22:36)
fluffhead sits on a stool at the bar, saying "hello ms. calhoun, what news huh? i couldnt be prouder."2011-04-21 22:37
Katie Calhoun passes a beer to fluff "I dont blame you. You should be proud." (2011-04-21 22:38)
You say “a drink would be mighty fine, when you can of course, ms. calhoun.” 2011-04-21 22:38
You say “wow, faster than i cound speak! what service!” 2011-04-21 22:39
Payton Gunn pats fluffhead on the back and grins. "You are doin' a fine job over at the DTF, glad to hear it is workin' out." (2011-04-21 22:39)
fluffhead sips the beer and quiets down a bit, getting wrapped up in his drink. 2011-04-21 22:40
-Payton Gunn says “I was there the other night to help out a bit, but afraid I missed ya. Got to talk to the trainees a bit, though they weren't hoppin' at the moment."” (2011-04-21 22:40)
Katie Calhoun gives you a bottle of beer. (2011-04-21 22:53)
-fluffhead perks back up, shaking off his sleepiness, saying "sorry friends, ive been kinda tired lately. im sorry payton, chances are i was over at the med hut restocking." 2011-04-21 23:16
fluffhead slouches on his stool a bit, and runs his hand over his face. 2011-04-21 23:17
fluffhead looks around the bar, seeing akiak, he hops off his stool and walks over, saying "hey akiak, i got a few healing herbs if youre still interesting in training." fluff pats his backpack and smiles. 2011-04-21 23:19
fluffhead continues to drink his beer, realizing he hadnt paid ms. calhoun yet. he pulls out a coin and flips it to the bar, like mj did in moon walker. 2011-04-21 23:20
You give 1 gold coin to Katie Calhoun. 2011-04-21 23:20
fluffhead says "you been hit by," pausing to slap his hands on his thighs twice in rhythm, "you been struck by," pausing again to strike his thighs twice again, in rhythm, then continues... 2011-04-21 23:23
You say “A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!” 2011-04-21 23:23
fluffhead wiggles about on the floor, dancing like an a**, kicking out his leg and occasionally grabbing his crotch. 2011-04-21 23:23
fluffhead quickly gives up and sits back on his stool, nursing his drink. 2011-04-21 23:25
-Muad Dib says “Poison party!” (2011-04-22 00:27)
Muad Dib gives you a poison dart. (2011-04-22 00:27)
Muad Dib hands poison darts to the outsiders in the bar, startling as their faces suddenly show up. (2011-04-22 00:29)
Payton Gunn holds up the poison dart and turns it, looking at it closely. "Interesting, wonder how much Tom would give me for something like this..." She winks at the native. "Thanks." (2011-04-22 00:44)
Muad Dib says “Hah! Don't even bother trying! He wants eleven for just one gold coin. ELEVEN!” (2011-04-22 00:53)
Katie Calhoun holds up her poison dart and grins. "Thanks Muad Dib. This little puppy just may come in handy some day. Now where to put it so it doesn't poke me." (2011-04-22 00:55)
Muad Dib says “Maybe you can start an acupuncture saloon or something like that.” (2011-04-22 00:59)
Muad Dib says “Not that I know what does acupuncture mean...” (2011-04-22 00:59)
-fluffhead takes his newly acquired dart and pokes his tongue with it. shuddering he says "okay, that was a bad idea." 2011-04-22 02:11
fluffhead says "okay, one more time." he pokes his tongue one more time, shuddering again. "yep, bad idea." he says again. 2011-04-22 02:12
You say “someone should figure out how to make a tattoo gun outta one of these.” 2011-04-22 02:14
You say “...you know, without all the poisoning and death.” 2011-04-22 02:14
fluffhead says "aw cwap. my tongue isth going numb. thisth sthucks. that stheriously was a bad idea! 2011-04-22 02:16
-Katie Calhoun watches facinated at fluff and his antics with his poison dart. (2011-04-22 02:25)
-Dusan Mandic walks in and looks for fluffhead. (2011-04-22 03:25)
Dusan Mandic says “Hey, where did filth wizard run off to? I didn't get to congratulate him!” (2011-04-22 03:26)
You say “y'know, i dont ackthually know, i thought maybe hed come here for a drink, but then quickly got sthidetracked. sthorry about the listhp, i was playing with a poisthon dart on my tongue.” 2011-04-22 03:48
You say “msth. calhoun, a beer for my man, dusthan here!”
You give 1 gold coin to Katie Calhoun. 2011-04-22 03:49
-Shanks McBitey tosses a handful of rune-marked sticks onto the floor. They land indicating Water, Air, Air and Earth. (2011-04-22 09:02)
-Dusan Mandic downs the bottle of beer. (2011-04-22 12:00)
Dusan Mandic says “Thanks fluffhead.” (2011-04-22 12:01)
Wild Bill Hickok says “Wild Bill searches for his ol spitting pot, roots it out of the corner of the room and places it by his feet ” (2011-04-22 12:58)
Wild Bill Hickok says “imma be growin surme fruit soon” (2011-04-22 12:58)
Wild Bill Hickok says “Ol pikes farm seem ta be a good place enough to start ” (2011-04-22 12:59)
Wild Bill Hickok says “imma been holdin them for you for a good few months” (2011-04-22 13:02)
Wild Bill Hickok says “Chews and slops on his tobacco loudly then spits into his pot ” (2011-04-22 13:10)
Wild Bill Hickok says “imma thank ya for looking after ma pot mebbe yall could have cleaned it?” (2011-04-22 13:11)
You hear Dusan Mandic whisper “Hey fluff, if you don't mind, I'd like to stay with the DTF and help you run it. I could help with retrieving medkits and such.” (2011-04-22 14:38)
Katie Calhoun laughs at Wild Bill and gives the man a big hug. "Where have you been. We have missed you around here." (2011-04-22 16:41)
Katie Calhoun grabs of bottle of beer and sits it down in front of Wild Bill. "On the house. I can't believe you even remembered to bring me the poison berry seeds." (2011-04-22 16:44)
Payton Gunn shakes her legs up and down making loud thunking noises on the hardwood floor. "It is strike time for a few, but haven't seen um for days. Gettin' antsy here." (2011-04-22 19:03)
The Red Death sighs. "If only I had a meal. Thus is, a cannibal's lament." (2011-04-22 21:44)
-fluffhead yawns and flutters his eyes open. "sorry all, i seemed to doze off there, and hey i can talk properly again!" fluff says. 2011-04-22 23:06
You whisper to Dusan Mandic, “dusan my good man, when ms. calhoun and i decided that i would replace the fencing hall, we spoke of how i wont always be here. id love to have you on as a staff member, im sure ms. calhoun would...” 2011-04-22 23:09
You whisper to Dusan Mandic, “...also appreciate an actual citizen of derby working at the facility as well. this is great to hear, now we can continuously be stocked and stuff!” 2011-04-22 23:10
You whisper to Katie Calhoun, “say there ms. calhoun, it would seem my good man dusan here is interested in joining the dtf staff, i thought youd like to know. like i told him, its good to have someone actually from derby with a...” 2011-04-22 23:12
You whisper to Katie Calhoun, “...hand involved.” 2011-04-22 23:13
You hear Dusan Mandic whisper “Oh yeah, we will definitely be stocked up now!” (2011-04-22 23:14)
You hear Dusan Mandic whisper “I only brought this up because I was getting ready to leave the hall, but now I want to help keep it going!” (2011-04-22 23:14)
fluffhead raises his beer and says "dusan you b*****d, youre welcome to any endeavor i involve myself, whatever crazy i get into, youre more than welcome to join along!" 2011-04-22 23:15
You hear Dusan Mandic whisper “So, i'm going to stock up on some medical kits right now actually!” (2011-04-22 23:15)
Dusan Mandic says “I'll drink to that!” (2011-04-22 23:15)
Dusan Mandic says “I'll drink to anything actually, but thats beside the point!” (2011-04-22 23:16)
You whisper to Dusan Mandic, “well, if you wanted to go out and explore the island, i wouldnt keep you here. i think everyone should explore at least a little. its not like im going anywhere. theres booze close, im set.” 2011-04-22 23:16
You whisper to Dusan Mandic, “my point is, any time you want a position in the facility, you just let me know, even if you set off to make your name, youll always have a place in the dtf. i swear” 2011-04-22 23:17
You hear Dusan Mandic whisper “If I get the itch to explore, then ill just take some time off!” (2011-04-22 23:17)
You hear Dusan Mandic whisper “Thanks, thats good to know!” (2011-04-22 23:18)
fluffhead finally finishes his beer and places the empty in his pack, "recycling you know," he says, "dusans right though, i should probably get going too, im sure dd is getting bored." 2011-04-22 23:19
-Dusan Mandic laughs, its not like the training dummy is going to get up and walk away! (2011-04-22 23:20)
Dusan Mandic says “But on this island, anything is possible!” (2011-04-22 23:20)
Raffles says “I have returned!” (2011-04-22 23:33)
Raffles waits expectantly for applause. (2011-04-22 23:33)
Katie Calhoun says “I waiting to see who killed you first actually.” (2011-04-22 23:33)
Katie Calhoun leans against the wall and grins. "You do know you have a death coming." (2011-04-22 23:34)
Raffles waits expectantly for death instead. (2011-04-22 23:34)
Katie Calhoun holds up her hand and looks at her fingernails then sighs. "I guess we could kill you some other time though." (2011-04-22 23:35)
Katie Calhoun pushes herself away from the wall and picks up a bottle of rum taking it to Raffles table, sitting it down. (2011-04-22 23:36)
Raffles says “I wouldn't hear of it! If there is one man who deserves the full protection of the law, it's young Grayson.” (2011-04-22 23:36)
Raffles says “Ah, a last drink.” (2011-04-22 23:37)
Raffles pops in a slice of lemon and little umbrella. (2011-04-22 23:37)
Katie Calhoun says “Haha...if you kill anyone else again in the bar I won't hold back anymore so consider this a warning. Good thing I like you.” (2011-04-22 23:37)
Raffles glugs. (2011-04-22 23:37)
Payton Gunn brings her head up, her eyes still blurry from her short nap. She looks from Raffles to Katie, "Want me to do the honors, lady?" (2011-04-22 23:38)
Katie Calhoun goes over and pins a big red flag on Raffles silk shirt (2011-04-22 23:38)
Raffles says “Oh Payton! I thought we were pals!” (2011-04-22 23:39)
Katie Calhoun says “Naw....I just red flagged him for now.” (2011-04-22 23:39)
Raffles checks the flag is silk. (2011-04-22 23:39)
Payton Gunn gives a mischievous grin and winks at Raffles, "Pals is pals, business is business. If the beer lady here wants it, afraid I would have to put you down. No hard feelings though, I like ya!" (2011-04-22 23:40)
Katie Calhoun looks around the bar at the other Misfits and grins "I know there are some are you awake so please red flag Raffles here for a bit." (2011-04-22 23:40)
Raffles says “A red rag, eh? Let's hope I'm not a bull.” (2011-04-22 23:40)
Payton Gunn sees the red flag and shrugs. "Good then, just don't let it happen again." She sighs, "Would hate to have you on the KoS list, you're good company." (2011-04-22 23:41)
Katie Calhoun turns and looks at Raffles "Welcome to the Hanged Misfit Raffles!" (2011-04-22 23:41)
Raffles says “Fluffhead, finally got tired of the giant spiders and fungi?” (2011-04-22 23:41)
Katie Calhoun says “Also thanks for the Palermo glass. Knew you would be good for it.” (2011-04-22 23:42)
Katie Calhoun says “He played with poison darts last night so he may not feel so well today” (2011-04-22 23:42)
Raffles says “Oh fluff, it's just one vice after another. You've got to seek help. old man.” (2011-04-22 23:43)
Payton Gunn looks excited for a second as she jumps up and begins to check Raffles, looking at bags and pouches. "Didn't happen to bring me anything did ya? Maybe some mango juice?" (2011-04-22 23:43)
Raffles surreptitiously snorts some powdered shargle. (2011-04-22 23:44)
Raffles says “Actually, I had some Mnago Juice, but I sold it to the trader only moments ago.” (2011-04-22 23:45)
Payton Gunn grimaces a little at the powdered shargle. "Only way I ingest shargle is through their eggs." (2011-04-22 23:45)
Payton Gunn socks Raffles in the arm and sighs. She shoves her hands in her pockets, dragging her feet as she returns to her seat. (2011-04-22 23:46)
Raffles pats the egg in his pocket. "You just leave Shelley alone." he warns. (2011-04-22 23:46)
Raffles shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a five and a six. (2011-04-22 23:51)
Raffles shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a three and a one. (2011-04-22 23:52)
Raffles shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a one and a one. (2011-04-22 23:52)
Raffles says “Tut, snake eyes.” (2011-04-22 23:52)
-fluffhead shakes off his trance, saying "oh man, i wish i had some fungi juice right now! i ran out like last week. havent gotten around to getting more. i need a deale-err-a supplier." 2011-04-23 00:10
You say “ahem. i really should be going, like i said, LIKE AN HOUR AGO. so this time i will for real. have a good day all!” 2011-04-23 00:11
fluffhead walks out of the bar uncharacteristically blandly. 2011-04-23 00:11
-fluffhead walked back to the facility to find derby dummy alone.
-You say “hey dd, hows things goin? sorry ive been out so long. those misfits sure know how to drink!” 2011-04-23 00:12
You give a first aid kit to Derby Dummy. x5 2011-04-23 00:13
You say “i think our boy dusan is going to be assisting me in this business of ours. i was thinking eventually one day youd want to become a staffer here too. you seem like a natural. no rush though...” 2011-04-23 00:15
You say “...i think i have things handled for the time being.” 2011-04-23 00:15
-Derby Dummy nods his head in understanding while accepting the med kits. (2011-04-23 01:34)
-You say “i really see you guys as the future of this place and i know youll kick a** and take names. names that i hope will then soon be added to the clan, hahah.” 2011-04-23 03:24
You say “i mean, all i am is a weird drunk, so how hard is it? hah!” 2011-04-23 03:24
You say “i think im gunna go get some berries from the garden to the east, maybe make some wine, y'know. dusan is at the med hut i believe, getting supplies. if youd like, in the meantime, pop by the misfit...” 2011-04-23 03:26
You say “...ill set you up with a beer on me.” 2011-04-23 03:27
-fluffhead exits and walks to the misfit to give ms. calhoun some gold in case dd would like to take him up on his offer on his way to the berry bushes to the east.
fluffhead peaks his head through the doorway, leaning on the frame. fluff yells out "ms. calhoun, i told my good friend derby dummy if he was interested, id buy him a beer. so here," 2011-04-23 03:30
You give 1 gold coin to Katie Calhoun. 2011-04-23 03:30
fluffhead flips a coin across the room in ms. calhouns direction, hitting the bar and bouncing somewhere behind it. "sorry about that but take care of my man if he chooses to come by. thanks." he says... 2011-04-23 03:31
fluffhead leans back off the frame of the door and walks off to the east. 2011-04-23 03:32

thats it kiddies, episode seven. whats next for fluff and the gang? was this episode seriously all about drinking?(you know it!) whats next?(more drinking!) find out next time, on FLUFFS TRAVELS!
OOOOOOOHH YEAAAAAAH!!

[Lucky Barrows]

You still owe me those three gold pieces, fluffhead. *Waves rope threateningly*