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[Neil Tathers]

What happened to people not getting a joke?

~Neil Tathers

[KingBiscuit]

Wait, do you get the joke?

[Dani]

The Royal Court is not absent, wise dice. It maintains its presence in Raktam as it always has.

Does this mean you are no longer a member of the Royal Court, Dame Prosper?

Mais non, m'sieu, but plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose--Zee kingdom, eet eez tres turbulent, oui? Alors, La Belle Dame, eet uh, 'rrrrolls weeth zee temps'.

[Iceman]

Calliope Grieve's no joke, gentlemen. I'd sit up straight and remember your p's and q's if I were a Raktami.

[Jesus H Christ]

Calliope Grieve's no joke, gentlemen. I'd sit up straight and remember your p's and q's if I were a Raktami.

Last time I heard of her she was near Wiksik. Dead. What king of lazy raktami governor is that? Wasting time under the shades of jungle trees when she should be... uh... enslaving townfolks, or something like that? At least that is what I'd do if I were the king. Of anything.

[oldmeatwadjm]

King were have you been, the wise dice has been the leader of the W.A. in C. since one lost his marbles.
 
It has been decide we plan on ruling Raktam for 5 minute, then we will abandon control of the village.

-the wise dice

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Calliope Grieve would make a fine ruler. But not of Raktam.