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« on: March 02, 2011, 10:49:13 PM » |
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 The three triangles represent the three mainland tribes, Raktam, Wiksik, and Dalpok. The skull represents the village of Rakmogak and the Empire's Cannibalistic, Head Hunting Emperor. Empire of Dalrakwikmogak:The grand Empire of Dalrakwikmogak has risen from the ashes of my imagination and I invite anyone from Rakmogak, Raktam, Dalpok, and Wiksik to join my empire before it is too late and we force you to join anyway. The Empire is calling all who want to band all natives together to fight against the pale skin plague that walks our beaches. Some of us may feast on their fattening flesh, others may just leave the body to rot in the hot tropic sun, only to be washed away by the tide or picked apart by something hungrier than you. You may torture their souls or collect their heads. Yet in the end, we will band together and kill anyone we want. So I now pronounce, whether you like it or not, Rakmogak, Raktam, Dalpok, and Wiksik part of the Empire of Dalrakwikmogak. The Laws of the Empire:All Grasslands are Native property and any outsider who does not bury one (1) gold coin in the spot they are currently standing in while visiting the grassland will be killed. Cannibals are to kill Natives, Natives are to kill Natives, No one is to kill a Cannibal, Everyone is to kill the Outsiders. The spot in the swamp west of Derby where the swords are found now belongs to the empire, but anyone may visit so long as there is a sign on the spot notifying the great people of Shartak that the land belongs to the empire. No taxes or fighting shall come from this so long as there is a sign. The Kraken and the Python are now property of the empire and any and all attacks on these amazing creatures will be attacks on the empire and the murderer of the creature shall be fined six (6) gold cloins. All ruins throughout the island are now property of the Empire. |
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You attack the tiger and miss. Pausing a moment to reflect on this, tackling the tiger with your bare hands might be considered crazy!
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KingBiscuit
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2011, 12:17:09 AM » |
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So is Dalpok the fat kid of native villages?
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“I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage.
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Raan'dul
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2011, 12:23:27 AM » |
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No it's name does not fit so it is not part. If you can make it fit somehow I shall remake the name of the empire to include Dalpok. Although Dalpok is out my way until I go to the shipwreck.
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You attack the tiger and miss. Pausing a moment to reflect on this, tackling the tiger with your bare hands might be considered crazy!
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Katie Calhoun
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2011, 12:31:06 AM » |
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Dalrakwik
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  Katie Calhoun-Bartender A parrot squawks "I know where the heavy sword is. Follow me!" (2011-01-22 19:54) A parrot squawks "Katie has a big fat butt" (2012-02-10 17:06) |
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Raan'dul
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2011, 12:36:48 AM » |
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Or Dalrakwikmogak
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You attack the tiger and miss. Pausing a moment to reflect on this, tackling the tiger with your bare hands might be considered crazy!
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Katie Calhoun
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2011, 12:49:04 AM » |
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Katie Calhoun-Bartender A parrot squawks "I know where the heavy sword is. Follow me!" (2011-01-22 19:54) A parrot squawks "Katie has a big fat butt" (2012-02-10 17:06)
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KingBiscuit
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2011, 12:49:12 AM » |
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But Rakmogak isn't in the name either. Or Raktam isn't. One Rak is not sufficient to encompass the great diversity and differences between Raktam and Rakmogak.
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“I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage.
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Raan'dul
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2011, 12:50:12 AM » |
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It is now the Empire of Dalrakwikmogak.
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2011, 12:51:09 AM » |
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Looks like I am going to have to be Goddess of Shartak.
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Katie Calhoun-Bartender A parrot squawks "I know where the heavy sword is. Follow me!" (2011-01-22 19:54) A parrot squawks "Katie has a big fat butt" (2012-02-10 17:06)
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Dani
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2011, 12:53:54 AM » |
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Sounds very complicated. Once the Islamic wave spreads over the whole of the Outsider territories, I'll simply call it the Caliphate of Gazhalistan.
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KingBiscuit
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2011, 01:02:06 AM » |
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It is now the Empire of Dalrakwikmogak.
I love it. |
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“I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage.
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Raan'dul
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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2011, 01:17:21 AM » |
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Now that we have settled on a name, I would like to recruit a representative from each village. If you would like to be that person step forward and let your Emperor know. Once we have a representative from each village, we will hold a meeting.
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Raan'dul
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2011, 09:31:09 PM » |
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As emperor I now announce my first law:
All Grasslands are Native property and any outsider who does not bury one (1) gold coin in the spot they are currently standing in while visiting the grassland will be killed.
That is all
Ruh'sil
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You attack the tiger and miss. Pausing a moment to reflect on this, tackling the tiger with your bare hands might be considered crazy!
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2011, 02:38:49 AM » |
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*Raises a spectral eyebrow*
I do hope you don't intend to force any laws upon necromancers. For while we have no issue with any claiming ownership of villages, those that try to rule us find their empires crumbling shortly there after...
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Pro Bono Collagium Quote of the week "Don't ask so many questions, just serve your purpose! "  |
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Raan'dul
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2011, 03:42:28 AM » |
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*Raises a blood covered eyebrow*
No worries necromancer, for I only enforce laws for the good of the native people, or for a reason to fill my belly. Now I shall be on my way, continuing my bloody quest to Derby to pick up my gold and then on my way to our land in Tarak's Spit.
Your blood covered emperor,
Ruh'sil
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