Venture to Derby

[Neil Tathers]

I refuse to heal myself during this duel.  It shall be an honorable one.

You say “Alright foolish bear, let us find out what happens when I duel you back!”
You attack The Demon Bear with a knife for 1 damage. They drop to 69 HP.
You attack The Demon Bear with a knife for 2 damage. They drop to 67 HP. (I then realized I was attacking with a knife, and switched.  My bad.)
You attack The Demon Bear with a punch for 2 damage. They drop to 65 HP..
The Demon Bear senses that Neil Tathers assumes a classic British boxing pose, "Now I'm going to punch you right in the kisser!
You attack The Demon Bear with a punch for 2 damage. They drop to 63 HP.
Neil Tathers climbs up on the table, "HAVE AT THEE BEAR!"
Neil Tathers dives off the table with his fists extended.
You attack The Demon Bear with a punch for 2 damage. They drop to 53 HP.
You whisper to The Demon Bear , “What have you say now bear!”

[Neil Tathers]

So someone shows up and ruins our fun.  At least I was their first kill, and now Demon Bear wants to hunt them instead.

I have no idea where I am currently.

~Neil Tathers

[Bobby the Hatchet]

If you wish to continue our duel, you know where to find me.

[Neil Tathers]

Dear person who saw it fit to kill me because I hunt animals.

The Ancients have shined their blessing on me and dropped me in a virtual plethora of beasts that I require for my gold badges.  Because of you and your actions (which is humorous, considering of your profile stating you are the goddess of fate and such saying this is the fate I deserve for being a hunter) I have killed 10 more animals, and see at least seven more within two squares of my presence.

Thank you for this.


Sincerely,

Neil Tathers.

[Neil Tathers]

More rabid cuddly animals have met their end because of my blade.

And still so far from Derby....

~Neil Tathers

[Neil Tathers]

MADE IT!

You say “Hello all. How's things?” in the outsider language.
You say “I'm looking for Cold Seether, I'm here to give him a gift. It's long, polished, and slightly grey.” in the outsider language.
Black Rum staggers into the room. He rests a dirty shovel in a corner before claiming a place at the bar.
Black Rum turns to Katie. "Awfully crowded in here, are the local maniacs too busy being dead to lighten this bunch up?"
Black Rum turns around to eye the crowd. "What do you think of them Smarties?" "Bwaak! Curse the French!" "So very true little one."
Black Rum says “Let's see if I'll buy me a beer.” with a slight accent.
Black Rum tosses a gold coin into the air and catches it. The coin shows tails.
Black Rum tosses the coin onto the bar. "Ok no beer for me, the coin says I want a rum instead."
Black Rum looks around dazzled. "Wait a minute, there is something off here." He turns to his parrot. "Where is Katie?"
Black Rum 's parrot turns his head to the side and says "Sqwaak! Curse the French! Bwaak!"
Black Rum turns away from his companion. "Yeah well that really cleared things up little buddy."
Captain Wolf says “Remember everyone, a gentleman grows a beard." He chuckles as he looks at most of the unshaven faces and says "I guess I am the biggest gentleman here.” with a slight accent.
Sasaraharla says “Please refrain from poking my ribs Payton.”
Pelleas uses a first aid kit on you and restores 9 health.
The Sniper says “G'day mates! Just back from wrestling some gators. Blimey, one of them ad a ead on im like a coffee table.” with a slight accent.
You give 1 gold coin to Black Rum .
You give 1 gold coin to Captain Wolf .
You give 1 gold coin to Payton Gunn .
You give 1 gold coin to Carcass Aurelius .
You give 1 gold coin to Pigbat .
You give 1 gold coin to Winston T. Monocle .
You give 1 gold coin to Sara .
You give 1 gold coin to Raffles .
You give 1 gold coin to Mangy Raven .
You give 1 gold coin to Guildmaster .
You give 1 gold coin to Banksy .
You give 1 gold coin to Insidius .
You hear Pigbat whisper “ಠ_ಠ” with a slight accent.
The spectral figure of Katie Calhoun floats around the room and is glad to see all the familar faces coming back to the bar. "Looks like I should be getting back into my body soon."
The spectral figure of Katie Calhoun floats over to where Neil Tathers is sitting and and sits in the chair next to him. "Cold went on walk about and should be back in a day or so. At least that was my understanding."
Calliope Grieve enters, slips a large carryall from her shoulders into a corner and stretches her neck, eyeing the place. She pulls her hair back into a ponytail, adjusts her glasses, steps to the bar.
Katie Calhoun walks back into the bar looking as great as ever. "I'm back. Was getting a little queasy floating around"
Katie Calhoun says “Welcome to the Hanged Misfit Calliope.” with a slight accent.
Calliope Grieve turns at the voice, nods, eyeing the woman's attire before meeting her stare. "Hey there. Looks like you've got a full house..."
Calliope Grieve says “Hope there isn't a dress code...it's, ah, been a while since I've hit the dry cleaners...” with a slight accent.
Katie Calhoun laughs and looks down at her own crumpled clothes. "No dress code here. I just came back from the dead so am a little worse for wear myself."
You stop giving the items (0 given).
You give 1 gold coin to Katie Calhoun .
You say “Katie, I'll take of bottle of rum. Anxious to see what the fuss is all about.” in the outsider language.
Katie Calhoun sits a bottle of her finest rum in place of the gold coin on the table. "Rum is an aquired taste for some so don't feel bad if you don't like it."
Katie Calhoun eyes the two parrots in the room and grins. "Though I have known a parrot or two who seem to love the taste."
Calliope Grieve says “Yeah, I noticed Derby seems to have more than it's share of trigger-happy scofflaws of late...” with a slight accent.
Black Rum says “Glad you are up and kicking Katie. This coin here decided he'd rather be a bottle o'rum instead, so do him the favour.” with a slight accent.
Black Rum 's parrot sqwaks "Curse the French!Bwawk!"
Black Rum says “You know what, be a doll and throw in a bottle for my little friend, he's been a bit off lately.” with a slight accent.
William Williamson III says “Where's my pie??” with a slight accent.
Katie Calhoun watches William tuen and run back out the door and laughs. "William! You have to stay long enough for me to bake you one."
Katie Calhoun says “Two bottles of rum coming right up!" Katie looks at Smarties, fills a couple of bowls with fruits and nuts then placing them on the tray with the rum.” with a slight accent.
Katie Calhoun raises the tray above her head while she glides through the occupied tables and manages to get to Black Rum's without dropping a thing.
Mangy Raven places a couple berries on his hand and offers them to the parrots
Katie Calhoun says “A bottle of rum for you Black Rum and one for Smarties here. I also brought a bowl of fruit and nuts for him too." ” with a slight accent.
Katie Calhoun looks around and finds where Fenreer is sitting with his parrot and weaves in and out of the tables finally getting to his. "I brought a bowl of fruits and nuts for your parrot also."
Katie Calhoun manages to get back to the bar and sits on her stool. "Break time for me" Picking up a bottle of beer she take a long drink and sits it back down. "Ah...hit the spot just right."
Katie Calhoun says “See...even Mangy Raven knows” with a slight accent.
Uther says “Katie, and other Misfits present, I've talked with Nortel and he's agreed to stop killing in town and the bar.” with a slight accent.
Uther says “Whatever The Misfits policy on hired hits are, Calliope Grieve hired Phil to kill me, so I'll leave you all to discuss that.” with a slight accent.
Katie Calhoun watches Uther leave before she had a chance to tell him Nortel has to come in and tell us himself...not use a proxy.
You say “Hrmmm, interesting.”
Neil Tathers looks around, "I still don't see Cold Seether. Where is that old bastard, I got to give him this package!"
Raffles shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a five and a two.
Katie Calhoun says “Cold Seether won't be back for a couple of days. I think he went off to some beach to rest and swim for a vaction.” with a slight accent.
Raffles says “Norton is in the Traders hut, if you'd like a word.” with a slight accent.
Katie Calhoun says “If you want I can't take care of the package. The Hanged Misfit seems to be in the postal service lately. I am holding several packages and fold for several people at the moment.” with a slight accent.
Katie Calhoun says “Thanks Raffles but if he wants to call a truce he can just come here.” with a slight accent.
Katie Calhoun thinks about what she just said about the packages and meanst she could take them not can't. Katie takes another drink of her beer and hides behind the bottle.
Calliope Grieve laughs aloud. "If I'd been drinking, that would've earned a spit take. Uther failed to mention I just visited him and spared his life when I could've painted his little two-man dojo with his guts.
Calliope Grieve says “Also proves he's not only a coward, but a pugnacious little kid.” with a slight accent.
Calliope Grieve re-enters, slides into a table, shaking her head.
Cold Seether says “A fruit farm? You came all this way for apples? Neil, for crying out loud, I would have shipped some to you had you sent word that you were hungry!” with a slight accent.
Cold Seether says “How are you, brother? This exercise spurt you've been on is doing wonders. You're darn near without peer. Not too shabby for an old guy! ” with a slight accent.
You say “Finally found you. Heard you wre relaxing on a beach somewhere. I've got something for you, doesn't do me much good, perhaps it will do you some good.”
You give a hunting rifle to Cold Seether .
You say “It's a unique looking rifle, for me being manly and winning that elephant hunt and all.”
You say “You may need to edit your profile so it shows up in it, Simon can't fix that for some reason.”
You say “I hope you put it to some good use. Too many of those heavy swords around these days, back when I was young, they weren't a dime a dozen like they are now.”
You say “Figure you can dole out some good ole fashion justice with that thing.”

[Neil Tathers]

(2011-03-11 03:34) Cold Seether holds THE Hunting Rifle in his hands as if he were cradling a newborn baby. "I don't know what to say, Neil. There is no finer gift on this entire island and no greater honor to be bestowed"
(2011-03-11 03:36) Cold Seether says “Thank you. I'm touched, truly. I might have to get uncharacteristically mushy and all sobby now...” with a slight accent.
(2011-03-11 03:38) Cold Seether says “I don't even have anything marginally interesting to offer in return, so I feel like a complete tool now. I don't even have a gift certificate for pec lube...” with a slight accent.
(2011-03-11 03:39) Cold Seether says “First, you came to help me fight off the cannibals, creating a two (later, three) man wrecking crew of the islands cannibals (minus one very powerful gentleman who somehow proved unable to attend)” with a slight accent.
(2011-03-11 03:41) Cold Seether says “Well, not first, but most recently... when the others failed or drifted away, I've always known that there'd be Neil Tathers when all hope was seemingly lost, and now this gift... ” with a slight accent.
(2011-03-11 12:57) You say “I try Seether, in fact, I'll stick around for awhile and help fight off the latest batch of malcontents who threaten this fair city. ”

[Cold Seether]

(last time was 2011-03-13 01:35 at the hands of Cold Seether, killed by a hunting rifle)

and so it was that the finest rifle ever crafted, won by Neil Tathers in the greatest elephant hunt in the history of Shartak, was put to good use after being passed on to a one-eyed fat man in the sleepy village of Derby on Shartak's sunny Southeast coast...

But what of Neil Tathers, the epitome of manliness? Where have his travels taken him since that balmy eve in the island orchard when two old friends met and the greatest gift on the island was handed down? Where will his pulsating pectorals and chiseled chest be found next? What manner of advantures of self-lubricating will occur in the next stage of the endless advantures and animal annihilations of the Legendary Neil Tathers?

[Neil Tathers]

Fantaw killed me, so nothing much.  Seems a shame, he doesn't have many kills under his belt, seems to be a fried of Derby, but hey, I guess if your famous, it means your good food.

[Cold Seether]

He ain't a friend of mine. Then again, I can't say that there's a cannibal alive I like and darn few I tolerate.

[Neil Tathers]

I'm planning on revenge, whether or not he's hanging out at the Misfit.

[Raan'dul]

Fantaw isn't a friend to nobody. He attacks everyone. Good luck finding him.

Wolf