Blacktooth
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« on: December 16, 2010, 09:23:54 AM » |
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So, Captain Blacktooth has revived himself and wondered around the shipwreck for the past week ... erm, picking flowers, and that sort of thing, and has frankly encountered more natives than pirates. Where are all the pirates?! Have I missed something??  |
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Dani
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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2010, 09:34:21 AM » |
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Oh...they got wiped out by the Dalpoki. All of them. Like a couple months back. Didn't you know? We are now officially in the Pirates Diaspora.
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Blacktooth
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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2010, 12:06:27 PM » |
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*shocked silence*
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Dead Eye Pike Fruit farmer and all-round nice guy from Derby Wonga-Tah Roaming Outsider Killer Captain Blacktooth Seperating Pirates' heads from bodies Bobby the Hatchet says “Meh, just a harmless bumpkin...” with a slight accent. (2010-08-26 04:49)
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2010, 08:41:28 PM » |
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I know, it's sad. I haven't yet met my pirate killing quota. Once I kill twenty my quest is complete. I still have like five left, but I can't find them anywhere! and by the tie i do I haven't the AP to do anything of it. The last one i tried to kill ran out of AP, than they gave me some Apple Juice. It's Little Bunny Foo Foo's favorite.
*Little Bunny Foo Foo takes the apple juicebox quickly. He stabs the straw into the container, he backs away slowly... keeping a distrustful eye on the pirate. He'll let him live for now, but next time.*
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little bunny foo foo "I will kill you, unless you give me apple juice. It's my favorite." Last Laugh "I can't respect someone unless I've killed them."
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Dani
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2010, 08:48:24 PM » |
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Well, Miriam is a survivor. she's gotta still be holed up on that crowsnest, healing people and exorcizing ghosts. And you can always kill newbies who don't know any better than to stick around.
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« Last Edit: December 17, 2010, 07:44:05 AM by Mencken »
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Raan'dul
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2010, 09:05:37 PM » |
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Go to the ship and kill another pirate
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You attack the tiger and miss. Pausing a moment to reflect on this, tackling the tiger with your bare hands might be considered crazy!
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KingBiscuit
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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2010, 11:51:35 PM » |
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Cool pirates don't hang out at the shipwreck because the shipwreck is awful.
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“I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage.
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Katie Calhoun
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2010, 12:38:48 AM » |
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They're traveling in mass to each town or village as the 'Traveling Pirate Carolers '. There is even a Christmas song they sing that mentions the pirate ship. 0.0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga17ITGsRI4 |
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  Katie Calhoun-Bartender A parrot squawks "I know where the heavy sword is. Follow me!" (2011-01-22 19:54) A parrot squawks "Katie has a big fat butt" (2012-02-10 17:06) |
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Dani
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2010, 12:57:13 AM » |
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Wow...truth is stranger than Shartak. |
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2010, 02:08:15 AM » |
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Tra-la-bloody-la.
The shipwreck is a blight. I get killed there more often than anywhere else, even Rakmogak. The place is awash with murderous natives, and the wreck itself offers no safe harbour. With no incentive to stay, other towns beckon.
I do have to say, Derby was once a lot more pirate friendly than it is now. I got killed three times while I was there, unprovoked, minding my own business. I'll prbably spend more time in New Haven going forward.
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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Katie Calhoun
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2010, 02:21:58 AM » |
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Katie takes a break from Derby and things fall apart.  I did have an alt kill blacktyde today and Kludge is next. Those two seem to go around killing and won't listen. |
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Katie Calhoun-Bartender A parrot squawks "I know where the heavy sword is. Follow me!" (2011-01-22 19:54) A parrot squawks "Katie has a big fat butt" (2012-02-10 17:06)
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2010, 07:38:13 AM » |
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Durham/New Haven is very pirate friendly, and perfect for the pirate looking to relocate from the boring shipwreck.
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Blacktooth
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2010, 09:04:59 AM » |
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Go to the ship and kill another pirate
What a coincidence! I did just that before coming on the forum this morning.  |
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Dead Eye Pike Fruit farmer and all-round nice guy from Derby Wonga-Tah Roaming Outsider Killer Captain Blacktooth Seperating Pirates' heads from bodies Bobby the Hatchet says “Meh, just a harmless bumpkin...” with a slight accent. (2010-08-26 04:49)
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Raan'dul
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2010, 03:06:05 PM » |
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*Shakes his fist at Blacktooth in an old man sort of way*
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You attack the tiger and miss. Pausing a moment to reflect on this, tackling the tiger with your bare hands might be considered crazy!
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2010, 04:24:02 PM » |
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I'd say that FirstAmongDaves deserved what he got for his secret plan to install pirate rule in my beloved village... but he really didn't and he's found himself the victim of some of our new deaf-mute murderers, who also suffer from cognitive dissonance. Obvious Shartakian Tea Party members... can't listen to reason, don't like reason, and just like throwing things off boats or killing people who like boats. Terrible, terrible...
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
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