The Hanged Man
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« on: November 29, 2010, 10:18:11 PM » |
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The Player Killers of Shartak are lacking solidarity. Where has our pride run off to, our customs and traditions, war cries and bloody drag marks? Where have all the killers gone?
Let us begin a slow revival of the Player Killer community. Are you a filthy scoundrel? Do you enjoy stabbing innocents and watching them bleed for no reason at all? Do you hold yourself to impossibly high standards yet constantly backslide into violent outbursts that leave nothing but blood, guts and disgust? Your groups and affiliations mean nothing to me, I only require that you honor senseless violence and the destruction of social norms that bind us to an otherwise pitiful existence.
Post your exploits here, whether they be kills or things to be killed. Let us generate some interest in the art and begin laying the foundation for a horrible tomorrow. Let us laugh in the face of the sheepish islanders and show them fear in a handful of dust. Kill everything and make the island watch.
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"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." - Voltaire
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Cold Seether
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 01:19:44 AM » |
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Solidarity among PKers? The true sign you were a great PKer was the number of other PKers you've PK'd. Or do you refer to enemy-specific killers, like the PKers from one side who get their kicks from slaughtering the other? Or the ones who kill everything not of their own specific enclave?
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
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Dani
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 01:29:41 AM » |
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Your groups and affiliations mean nothing to me, I only require that you honor senseless violence and the destruction of social norms that bind us to an otherwise pitiful existence.
I think I can live up to those ideals. just ignore the political stuff; everybody else does. |
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Johnny Hobo
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2010, 01:32:19 AM » |
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http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=21455 My PKer, Jack D. Ripper, was made with the goal to kill every female character on the island. However, I haven't had the heart to go randomly kill people yet.
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I don't believe in cops, bosses, or politicians.
Some call that anarchism,
I call it having a :palm:ing heart that beats!
I do believe in freedom and never giving up.
Call my methods madness or call them luck.
I do what I got to, to feel able to breathe!
And if you quit your job well, you can do a little breathing with me.
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The Hanged Man
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Sheriff of York
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 01:40:21 AM » |
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I refer to killers of all sorts who take pride in their killing prowess and seek a glorious and violent death on the battlefield. So many these days try to justify their actions with righteous causes and codes of honor, shying away from their violent natures. I want to see players embrace the act of killing for the sake of killing. Kill the innocent, the weak, kill the kings and the lawmen, kill other killers, kill everything and take pride in doing it. Strive to be the best and the boldest, rack those bounties up and fill the hearts of your enemies with hatred and fear, then be sure to brag about it, openly defiant.
A killer is only as good as the number of people that want him dead, including those of his own enclave.
So I guess by solidarity, I mean organized chaos among heathens.
Edit: And yes, I'm still Sheriff of York. Any foreigners prowling while I'm in town die on the wire, there go those righteous causes and codes of honor I was talking about.
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« Last Edit: November 30, 2010, 01:49:01 AM by The Hanged Man »
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"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." - Voltaire
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Mortis
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 03:19:09 AM » |
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I can definitely get behind this. The Narrator lives to kill!  |
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FirstAmongstDaves
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 10:25:37 AM » |
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FirstAmongstDaves, nefarious pirate, likes the sea wind in his hair, the lap of the waves, and the scent of blood mixed with salt. None of this hiding in jungle nonsense for him. The crystal ocean is his home, and also where he finds his victims.
In watery nests, the innocent rest on their travels. While they snooze, the fiendish blackguard, prowling shallow waters, slits their throats not for profit, not for the honour of battle, but only for entertainment. The spill of blood is the currency of a never-ending offensive against natives and Yorkers.
Five exceptions to his devilry apply: fellow pirates, brave and true; the pirate-friendly people of Derby and Durham; astonishingly beautiful women; fine works of art; and aged bottles of wine. Only these things escape his relentless campaign of gratuitous violence.
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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Billfred
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2010, 11:26:10 AM » |
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Kill the elephants, it's a conspiracy!
So if given the choice, you'd kill yourself Hanged Man?
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Billfred - Elephant Hunter - inactive
Bluebeards Leg - Trader - inactive
Getsome Food - York Patriot - Active (forum only)
Hexoatl - Healer and Exorcist - inactive
pirate eater - PK'er - inactive
Billfred (me) - troll, bad flamer, and tired.
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Blacktooth
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say NO to Giant
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2010, 01:21:23 PM » |
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The Statistics show that Captain Blacktooth is the third most lethal pirate-killer on the island! What more could you expect from the founder and only surviving member of the Long Fin Killie fan club? Now, where's that 'self promotion' smiley...? |
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 Dead Eye Pike Fruit farmer and all-round nice guy from Derby Wonga-Tah Roaming Outsider Killer Captain Blacktooth Seperating Pirates' heads from bodies Bobby the Hatchet says “Meh, just a harmless bumpkin...” with a slight accent. (2010-08-26 04:49) |
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The Hanged Man
Jr. Member
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Sheriff of York
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2010, 04:04:56 PM » |
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An honorable skirmish that I simply had to share. Pay no attention to the fact that I tucked tail and ran immediately into hiding, chop 'til you drop is a mantra reserved for savages. You attack Mencken with a knife for 1 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
Mencken says “Kill him.”
Mencken says “kilal him.” with a slight accent.
Mencken attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Mencken attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
Mencken attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
Mencken attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Mencken attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
Mencken attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Mencken attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
Mencken attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Mencken attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
The Hanged Man drives the knife deep, cocking his head to the side with a wink and a nod. "I'm a man of my word."
You climb outside. And yes, I'm killing myself, but it's going to be a slow death. For as each life is broken by my hand, I die a little inside. |
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« Last Edit: December 01, 2010, 04:24:20 PM by The Hanged Man »
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"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." - Voltaire
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Dani
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2010, 07:41:39 PM » |
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It seems we're both cursed with a lamentable lack of numbers. There were two young cannibals inside who might as well have been deaf. One of them would rather kill his own kind than the enemy.
How many is that now for you?
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The Hanged Man
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Sheriff of York
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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2010, 07:53:15 PM » |
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There is still some fight in this one. How do you folks sleep at night? Lady Gumdrop Tickleflowers attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage.
Lady Gumdrop Tickleflowers attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage.
Lady Gumdrop Tickleflowers attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage.
Lady Gumdrop Tickleflowers attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. I've killed 14 since I started my safari. 16's the goal for this little stroll, so nearly done. |
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"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." - Voltaire
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Katie Calhoun
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 12:59:14 AM » |
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I've killed 14 since I started my safari. 16's the goal for this little stroll, so nearly done.
Wait...I thought it was suppose to be 13 not 16. |
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  Katie Calhoun-Bartender A parrot squawks "I know where the heavy sword is. Follow me!" (2011-01-22 19:54) A parrot squawks "Katie has a big fat butt" (2012-02-10 17:06) |
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Raan'dul
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 04:19:47 AM » |
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13 was the number he was thinking. 16 was the number of people who voted so in turn the number of victims.
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You attack the tiger and miss. Pausing a moment to reflect on this, tackling the tiger with your bare hands might be considered crazy!
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gridflay
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 02:17:36 PM » |
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Edited to remove nonsense. Had a bad day, felt compelled to whine about something, for some odd reason.
Apologies for derailing the thread.
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