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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2010, 08:06:29 PM » |
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We are not part of the Court and not involved in village politics. Your business with the rulers or the Guard is none of our concern. It is between you and them.
What is our concern, however, is you leaving blood, bones and skin all over the place. Do have any idea how difficult it is to clean up the bar between all those branches? The moss janitor can not fit in. Not to mention the general disturbance, pain and even death to our beloved patrons.
This is our rule. You do not kill in the tavern.
Should I explain this once again and slower, my dear eoooo?
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« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2010, 08:08:24 PM » |
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You... do... not... kill... in... the... tavern.
Slow enough Eoooo?
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« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2010, 08:14:06 PM » |
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We are not part of the Court and not involved in village politics. Your business with the rulers or the Guard is none of our concern. It is between you and them.
Exactly. Do not involve yourselves. This is our rule. You do not kill in the tavern.
SOAP adheres to no rules, not even yours.
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« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2010, 08:15:41 PM » |
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This is our rule. You do not kill in the tavern.
SOAP adheres to no rules, not even yours. Well that is where we will get involved; when you break our rules.
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You attack the tiger and miss. Pausing a moment to reflect on this, tackling the tiger with your bare hands might be considered crazy!
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« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2010, 08:19:42 PM » |
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This is our rule. You do not kill in the tavern.
SOAP adheres to no rules, not even yours. Well that is where we will get involved; when you break our rules. Then I look forward to our encounters. Keep in mind that you may use any RC and RG members as meat shields.
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« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2010, 08:20:56 PM » |
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I'm inclined to agree that taverns are sanctuaries, even in the Kingdom of Rotten Mango and Black Flies. However, Ahnaom has proven time and again to be a loyal servant of the Crown. Did I not lately read a pithy adventure of yours where you extolled the virtues of the royal family?
Like it or not, your past service to the King and Queen make you culpable in their crime of breathing. The Stone Witch is therefore a legitimate target.
Come, Narrator, let us not linger on here.
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Sometimes derailing the  out of an already what the  topic is not enough.
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« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2010, 08:23:00 PM » |
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I'm inclined to agree that taverns are sanctuaries, even in the Kingdom of Rotten Mango and Black Flies. However, Ahnaom has proven time and again to be a loyal servant of the Crown. Did I not lately read a pithy adventure of yours where you extolled the virtues of the royal family?
Like it or not, your past service to the King and Queen make you culpable in their crime of breathing. The Stone Witch is therefore a legitimate target.
Come, Narrator, let us not linger on here.
Yes, my story needs more blood.
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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2010, 08:29:37 PM » |
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I'm inclined to agree that taverns are sanctuaries, even in the Kingdom of Rotten Mango and Black Flies. However, Ahnaom has proven time and again to be a loyal servant of the Crown. Did I not lately read a pithy adventure of yours where you extolled the virtues of the royal family?
Ask around the village. People might tell you many things. I don't expect an eoo to understand but maybe you might imagine... for a second, a time that does break and refuses to flow along the old path. The Ahnaom you are looking at now is not the same. And not in a way that a small sapling differs from an old tree. More like a shadow of the butterfly that has left the blind cocoon. Now, as far as the sanctuary goes... You are welcome to stay as long as you abide by our rules. We do not offer protection from the Guard though, for the same reason we stay away from the politics.
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« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2010, 08:51:42 PM » |
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Changes in the menu Time to change and grow. Even pieces of paper do so. *All prices have been reduced by 1 coin. Juice is now selling for 1 and alcohol for 3 gold. *We will try to get your favourite flavour of juice but not all of them might be available at a certain moment from now on. *Mango wine is now on the regular menu.
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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2010, 10:49:08 PM » |
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You serve Romulan ale in this tavern.
Remove this stock and refill with prune juice as I will be paying you a visit shortly.
Consider this wisely as I have just sharpened my batleth and I would hate to mark your rather large ears Ferengi pig.
Worf son of Mogh.
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« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2010, 12:19:02 AM » |
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Whatever that is... but if it's not juice, we have plenty of juice as well. You can drink until you explode. Come, the tavern is always waiting.
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« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2010, 12:29:35 AM » |
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Whatever that is... but if it's not juice, we have plenty of juice as well. You can drink until you explode. Come, the tavern is always waiting.
Romulan ale was a highly intoxicating alcoholic beverage of Romulan origin with a characteristic blue color (this could range from a pale sky blue to a dark midnight blue, depending on the "vintage"). It took a while to ferment ...Star Trek...alien booze so to speak. Here's the link to the Official Romulan Ale Recipe. http://geekinthecity.com/?p=1777  ...so they say.
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« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2010, 12:39:05 AM » |
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Ahhh... I see. Thank you. I have seen so many creatures after the opening there is hardly anything surprising any more.
Anyway, there is juice.
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