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Katie Calhoun
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« on: October 23, 2010, 07:21:58 PM »

As a bar owner I thought I would make THE MISFITS clan that would help protect the bars, their patrons and the town/village that it resides in. Such a grandiose idea.  

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"There is no person that doesn't deserve a good drink."

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A MISFIT: A person not suited in behavior or attitude to a particular social environment but feels the need to protect the local bar and the town/village it resides in.

THE MISFITS is a group of unsuited individuals that hold one thing in common - the law of the bar.

The law of the bar states: "There is no person that doesn't deserve a good drink."

Following this law, a MISFIT can be found hanging out in a pub, bar, cantina or the like. They try their best to do no harm to others that hang out with them, but will defend the patrons if times get rough.

If you don't fit, make a place to fit into.

SANCTUARY CLAUSE: Bars are sacred grounds to a MISFIT, but the bar is certainly no church. If a person is on that town's KOS list or banned they will still be welcomed to a drink, although a MISFIT will care less if they wind up dead on the floor because of it.

Restrictions are listed below:
There are no restrictions.

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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2010, 09:09:31 PM »

Last Laugh:
I already list that bars are a no kill zone in my own rules.
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2010, 09:17:41 PM »

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I already list that bars are a no kill zone in my own rules.

Then you should join THE MISFITS
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2010, 09:25:42 PM »

Last Laugh:
I already list that bars are a no kill zone in my own rules.

Then you should join THE MISFITS

Last Laugh: I may be peaceful inside the establishments but once I walk out the door pacifism is no longer in style.
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2010, 09:31:34 PM »

We do still protect the town people but outside town/village limits...anything goes.
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2010, 08:12:55 PM »

Do you serve Faygo?
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2010, 08:34:52 PM »

Do you serve Faygo?

We can only offer Mango Tango. Moonshine, Very Berry and Twist  * falls over in a fit of giggles at the name of the last bottle of pop.*
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2010, 09:02:11 PM »

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Moonshine? Have you ever acquired any moonshine brewed near Stone Owl of York? We call it Owl Sweat. I drank an entire jug of that moonshine in one chug, and that's where all my super powers came from.
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2010, 06:18:25 AM »

Do you serve Faygo?

We can only offer Mango Tango. Moonshine, Very Berry and Twist  * falls over in a fit of giggles at the name of the last bottle of pop.*

I had a taste of the Twist last night, it was rather stringy and not very filling, but the taste was unique enough to be worth the effort.

Edit: Just a reminder that I'm a cannibal.
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2010, 12:58:08 PM »

Do you serve Faygo?

We can only offer Mango Tango. Moonshine, Very Berry and Twist  * falls over in a fit of giggles at the name of the last bottle of pop.*

I had a taste of the Twist last night, it was rather stringy and not very filling, but the taste was unique enough to be worth the effort.

Edit: Just a reminder that I'm a cannibal.

Let it suffice to say, that it leaves an aftertaste of scampi fries.
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2010, 08:05:29 PM »

Sgt Monkey had killed MISFIT Muab Dib again.

Katie Calhoun says “I would appreciate it if you would stop killing Muab Dib who works for the Hanged Misfit and is always out doing jobs I ask him. You are interfering with my business.”

Katie Calhoun attacks Sgt Monkey with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 75 HP.
Katie Calhoun attacks Sgt Monkey with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They die.
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Katie Calhoun says “I am sorry I had to kill you so now we are even. If you might think of getting revenge...think again. ”
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2010, 10:46:34 PM »

Do you serve Faygo?

We can only offer Mango Tango. Moonshine, Very Berry and Twist  * falls over in a fit of giggles at the name of the last bottle of pop.*

I had a taste of the Twist last night, it was rather stringy and not very filling, but the taste was unique enough to be worth the effort.

Edit: Just a reminder that I'm a cannibal.

Let it suffice to say, that it leaves an aftertaste of scampi fries.

And is quite a mouthful to get your tongue around.
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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2010, 11:15:00 PM »

And is quite a mouthful to get your tongue around.

I find Twist is often quite a mouthful to get my tongue around. Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2010, 11:17:38 PM »

And is quite a mouthful to get your tongue around.

I find Twist is often quite a mouthful to get my tongue around. Tongue

Sorry, you're thinking about Tickletouch.
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2010, 05:38:12 PM »

And is quite a mouthful to get your tongue around.

I find Twist is often quite a mouthful to get my tongue around. Tongue

I knew that sexual tension would eventually manifest itself in blatant flirting.

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