THE HANGED MISFIT BAR

[Johnny Hobo]

It's very nice looking! Congrats, Misfits!

[Witch Hazel]

Impressive. Looks like I will have to come float by sometime. I do promise not to wail. 

[Akbar]

Very nice! The new feel is very...homey.

[Katie Calhoun]

Thank you, Punan Bah. Now, if you would stop wailing in the bar, there's several bottles of booze with your name on it. 

[Akbar]

A spirit floats into the bar and says "Can I get a beer and a mop?" 

[Katie Calhoun]

A spirit floats into the bar and says "Can I get a beer and a mop?"  

Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here.

Ok..you can groan now. HAHA...that was funny too. I think I had better go get my cup of coffee now.

[Akbar]

A spirit floats into the bar and says "Can I get a beer and a mop?"  

Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here.

heh heh! I guess I set myself up for that one, eh? 

[Cold Seether]

Last night, Cold Seether walked into the Hanged Misfit with the intention of falling asleep until after the holidays, and perhaps forever after. Tonight...

•2011-12-02 02:40
±Isolation killed ±Cold Seether

Moments later...

•2011-12-02 02:56
±Cold Seether killed ±Isolation

May God bless Isolation. He's like a winged angel of death and inspiration! The old man has something to do again! Until I drive his sorry carcass out of the Derby region, and then we're right back to the coma plan again...

[Cold Seether]

captain dervish scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2011-12-10 10:00)
captain dervish carves something onto the wall. (2011-12-10 10:00)
captain dervish scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2011-12-10 10:05)
captain dervish carves something onto the wall. (2011-12-10 10:05)
captain dervish says “bummer i was trying to fix the spelling mistake where it says whelded instead of welded” (2011-12-10 10:06)
captain dervish says “but it wont let me write all that stuff it stops me at you notice” (2011-12-10 10:07)
captain dervish says “i think i broke it” (2011-12-10 10:07)
captain dervish says “i better leave now” (2011-12-10 10:07)
captain dervish says “me/ leaves the bar rather sheepishly” (2011-12-10 10:08)
captain dervish says “woops” (2011-12-10 10:09)
captain dervish leaves the bar sheepishly (2011-12-10 10:09)
captain dervish says “see i havent had too much to drink” (2011-12-10 10:10)
captain dervish scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2011-12-10 10:56)
captain dervish makes a few practice scratches on the wall. (2011-12-10 10:56)
Winston T. Monocle carves something onto the wall. (2011-12-10 14:00)
You hear Punan Bah let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 14:16)
You hear Punan Bah let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 14:16)
You hear Punan Bah let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 14:16)
You hear Punan Bah let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 14:16)
You hear Punan Bah let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-10 14:16)
You hear Punan Bah let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 14:16)
areyoua swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2011-12-10 15:42)
Raffles says “Troublesome little tyke, ain't he. Of course, as King of Rffmogak, I could order him to stop. But my authority only extends to the living ones.” (2011-12-10 17:25)
Edwin uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2011-12-10 18:37)
Payton Gunn grins, "A little hard music never killed nobody..." She stops for a second as she thinks about what she said, bursting into fits of giggles. (2011-12-10 19:44)
Swamp Thing says “I'll be upstairs if anyone needs me...” (2011-12-10 21:10)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 21:51)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 21:51)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-10 21:51)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 21:51)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 21:51)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-10 21:51)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-10 21:52)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 21:52)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 21:52)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 21:52)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 21:52)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 21:52)
Katie Calhoun swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2011-12-10 21:57)
Katie Calhoun uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2011-12-10 21:59)
You hear Punan Bah let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 22:09)
You hear Punan Bah let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-10 22:09)
You hear Punan Bah let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-10 22:09)
Katie Calhoun says “That was so puny. Why did you even bother Punan Bah?” (2011-12-10 22:20)
Katie Calhoun swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2011-12-10 22:20)
Swamp Thing uses a first aid kit on you and restores 6 health. (2011-12-10 23:02)
You hear ongobongo let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-11 00:53)
You hear ongobongo let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-11 00:53)
You hear ongobongo let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2011-12-11 00:53)
You hear ongobongo let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-11 00:54)
You hear ongobongo let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-11 00:54)
You hear ongobongo let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-11 00:54)
You hear ongobongo let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-11 00:54)
You hear ongobongo let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-11 00:54)
You hear ongobongo let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2011-12-11 00:54)
Katie Calhoun swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2011-12-11 01:09)
Swamp Thing swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2011-12-11 01:51)
Swamp Thing uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2011-12-11 01:51)
Wulla-mullung says “I am no longer passive; the world has expanded; I have been left small.” (2011-12-11 02:09)
Wulla-mullung says “Oh dear, what has transpired?” (2011-12-11 02:09)
Wulla-mullung says “I have forgotten everything and forgotten nothing.” (2011-12-11 02:10)
Wulla-mullung says “I mean that in two senses: nothing has happened and nothing has become forgotten; things that have happened have become forgotten.” (2011-12-11 02:11)
Wulla-mullung says “And a small bit of something that is not forgotten, and a small bit of nothing, some absence of anything, is not forgotten.” (2011-12-11 02:13)
Wulla-mullung says “I dearly owe something to someone. I think I prophesied potentially that something will be so or as such or happen or not happen actually.” (2011-12-11 02:15)
Wulla-mullung says “I think I made a border, bordered his life, and the border only had to do with before it and after it, or at one end at the other, front back, start finish.” (2011-12-11 02:17)
Wulla-mullung says “And so the border is two, inside is life, outside is nothing, and the two have really nothing to do with each other, as before the first border is nothing and after the second border is nothing.” (2011-12-11 02:19)
Wulla-mullung says “ 'Is' while being 'is not' while not being.” (2011-12-11 02:19)
Wulla-mullung says “Two distinct and completely separate, so much that they don't have to care at all about the other, as any instance of them being together is impossible. Really impossible. This is the real impossible.” (2011-12-11 02:21)
Wulla-mullung says “Something can't be and not be at the same time.” (2011-12-11 02:21)
Wulla-mullung says “This everyone knows, and I don't sound so wise for it.” (2011-12-11 02:22)
Wulla-mullung says “But sometimes people worry about this, and think their being, while it 'is' will take an issue while it 'is not'...” (2011-12-11 02:23)
Wulla-mullung says “Hence bordered inside everything is something, and while something is something is something, it is not nothing. ” (2011-12-11 02:25)
Wulla-mullung says “Something will never be nothing.” (2011-12-11 02:25)
Wulla-mullung says “This is called infinite.” (2011-12-11 02:25)
Wulla-mullung says “Life is something.” (2011-12-11 02:25)
Wulla-mullung says “Hence life is infinite.” (2011-12-11 02:25)
Wulla-mullung says “Cold Seether will not see him being not, being nothing.” (2011-12-11 02:27)
Wulla-mullung points at Cold Seether. (2011-12-11 02:27)
Wulla-mullung says “You should be wary of him: he won't die.” (2011-12-11 02:28)
Wulla-mullung says “Now I am off to acquire a moderately heavy sword, and look at it like it is a name and a name only.” (2011-12-11 02:28)
Wulla-mullung disappears, but it takes a little while, his bones creak, and poor noise is unforgiving on disappearing quickly. (2011-12-11 02:29)
Wulla-mullung disappears slowly. (2011-12-11 02:29)
Katie Calhoun watches Wulla-mullung slowly disappear. "I didn't know he could sparkle!" (2011-12-11 03:16)
The ghostly voice of Punan Bah says “Happy Holidays Hanged Misfit!” (2011-12-11 03:59)
Cold Seether watches Wulla-mullung leave and then ponder his words in silence

[Katie Calhoun]

        Christmas Rum Cake

1 or 2 quarts rum                 1 tbsp. baking powder
1 cup butter                         1 tsp. soda
1 tsp. sugar                          1 tbsp. lemon juice
2 large eggs                         2 cups brown sugar
2 cups dried assorted fruit     3 cups chopped English walnuts

Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality.  Good, isn't it?

Now select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. 

Check the rum again.  It must be just right.  Be sure the rum is of the highest quality.  Pour one cupof rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.  Repeat.

With an electricmixer, beat one cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.  Add 1 seaspoon of tugar
and beat again.

Meanwhile, make sure the rum teh absolutely highest quality. Sample another cup.  Open second quart as necessary.

Add 2 orge laggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat untill high.  If the fried druit gets stuck in thebeaters, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the rum again, checking for toncisticity. 

Next sift 3 cups of baking powder, a pinch of rum, a seaspoon of toda and a cup of pepper or salt (it really doesn't matter).

Sample some more.

Sift 912 pint of lemon juice.  Fold in schopped butter and strained chups.  Add bablespoon of brown gugar, or whatever color you have.
Mix mell.

 Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees and rake untilpoothtick comes out crean.

[Johnny Hobo]

Aww shucks. You caught onto my plan!

[Katie Calhoun]

It still was a damn impressive try.

[oldmeatwadjm]

        Christmas Rum Cake

1 or 2 quarts rum                 1 tbsp. baking powder
1 cup butter                         1 tsp. soda
1 tsp. sugar                          1 tbsp. lemon juice
2 large eggs                         2 cups brown sugar
2 cups dried assorted fruit     3 cups chopped English walnuts

Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality.  Good, isn't it?

Now select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. 

Check the rum again.  It must be just right.  Be sure the rum is of the highest quality.  Pour one cupof rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.  Repeat.

With an electricmixer, beat one cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.  Add 1 seaspoon of tugar
and beat again.

Meanwhile, make sure the rum teh absolutely highest quality. Sample another cup.  Open second quart as necessary.

Add 2 orge laggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat untill high.  If the fried druit gets stuck in thebeaters, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the rum again, checking for toncisticity. 

Next sift 3 cups of baking powder, a pinch of rum, a seaspoon of toda and a cup of pepper or salt (it really doesn't matter).

Sample some more.

Sift 912 pint of lemon juice.  Fold in schopped butter and strained chups.  Add bablespoon of brown gugar, or whatever color you have.
Mix mell.

 Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees and rake untilpoothtick comes out crean.

This was really good, Katie. Except I don't like walnuts so I left them out and in my case it took about 3-4 quarts to make it. Do you got anymore recipes, Katie?

[Milkchew]

The only recipe you need to know is for banana bread. 

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