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« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2010, 01:10:15 AM »

Ill will stopped short!
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You whisper to Aiden Dakari, “Fffffffffffffffffff-!”
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Trader Dick says, "Right, here's 1 piece of driftwood for 1 of your crabs"
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« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2010, 03:06:58 AM »

Haha, Aiden, you better stay out of resource huts...
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« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2010, 12:13:02 PM »

Haha, Aiden, you better stay out of resource huts...

Havent decided. Maybe I'll do just the opposite...just for the fight of it =]. You didnt honestly expect this to be EASY did you?
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Trader Dick says, "Right, here's 1 piece of driftwood for 1 of your crabs"
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« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2010, 05:32:41 PM »

Of course not, it never is!  I die all the time!  Doesn't stop me from seeking vengeance!  I shall return!
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« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2010, 10:30:17 PM »

Of course not, it never is!  I die all the time!  Doesn't stop me from seeking vengeance!  I shall return!

I look forward to it! I need more kills anyhow. Cool
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Trader Dick says, "Right, here's 1 piece of driftwood for 1 of your crabs"
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« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2010, 04:11:22 AM »

Anyone catch the Federation visit?
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« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2010, 04:22:25 AM »

Shame on you guys...you killed the Baron
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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2010, 08:22:45 AM »

WHAT??

Blasphemy!

What kind of royal court is this?

(This is GBG talking btw)
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« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2010, 11:37:08 PM »

Really. It's bad enough Raktamites like Makka Pakka come down to Derby to kill our citizens.
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« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2010, 02:11:10 AM »

Unexpected visitors welcomed.

Jal Nish Hlar performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit.
Jal Nish Hlar performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
Jal Nish Hlar performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit.
Jal Nish Hlar performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.

Black Jack Pershing carries a white flag of truce, and bows to the members of the Court.

Black Jack Pershing says “Would the Queen and King please identify themselves to me? I come bearing gifts as an envoy of the Peninsula Federation. Baron Surcouf may be joining me presently.” with a slight accent.
Black Jack Pershing says “The Baron and I wish to discuss joint operations to stop this "Death Aid" business. I assume it affects you as much as it affects us.” with a slight accent.
Black Jack Pershing says “We also seek to open diplomatic relations with you. Peaceful natives are welcome in the Federation's borders. We invite you to establish an embassy. We won't reciprocate: I'm guessing native tolerance” with a slight accent.
Black Jack Pershing says “for outsiders in the Kingdom's borders is limited. Especially if you have notches on your rifle.” with a slight accent.

Black Jack Pershing looks at the phoenix circling the room. "Curious pet you have there. Strikes me as vaguely familiar. I don't think I'll touch it.

Black Jack Pershing says “I'd be grateful if you could respond in outsider: I'm still learning native.” with a slight accent.
You hear Black Jack Pershing whisper “coughs” with a slight accent.

Black Jack Pershing says “Ah, now I see: the Queen is the person on the throne. Your majesty, may I present a gift: it is an antiquity from a beast not seen on this island.” with a slight accent.

Black Jack Pershing gives you a rabbit foot charm.
Black Jack Pershing gives a rabbit foot charm to the Queen. "I see you already have one but now perhaps you have a matching pair. Its given with the best of intentions and as a sign of respect.

Black Jack Pershing says “I have no doubt some of your elite guard are in the room. Some for them may have encountered me in the Midway Liberation War when they were... freelancing, shall we say. I'd remind them that I come” with a slight accent.
Black Jack Pershing says “here for constructive discussions and under a flag of truce as a diplomatic envoy.” with a slight accent.

Black Jack Pershing crosses his arms and smiles resolutely, eyes fixed on the Queen.

monaliza accepts the gift from the newly-arrived outsider, as she eyes his resume.

You say “ass-clowns, is it?" She forces a little laugh. ”
You say “but regardless of your short-comings, I do wish to discuss strategies for this upcoming plague. ”

monaliza announces to the Court.

You say “no killing the harbinger, Black Jack Pershing, while he is limp-sheathed.”
You say “we might have some mutually beneficial matters to sew together.”

monaliza looks back to the Derby man.

You say “tell me, youngling, are you familiar with 'River Tactics'? ”

monaliza signals her closest attendant to hand Black Jack Pershing a neatly wound scroll, that her Court has all seen before.
You whisper to Black Jack Pershing , “http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/River_Tactics”

monaliza shifts in her pillowed-throne.
monaliza smiles with semi-closed eyes and looks at Black Jack Pershing, "you can't kill what is not there."

Baron Robert Surcouf enters with a flourish of his floppy feathered hat, a hint of stale wine and jungle living follows in his wake. He bows and flourishes his fabulous hat.

Baron Robert Surcouf says “Ah, bonjour mes amis Raktams! I have made the long journey here, and this time I managed to keep my hat even!”

You say “welcome to The Royal Court of Greater Raktam, Baron Robert Surcouf of Derby.”

monaliza nods her head in respect towards the newly-arrived outsider.

You say “it is nice to see you again, Baron Robert Surcouf. If you remember, many moons ago when I visited your city is when we had first met. ”

You give a gourd of tasty berry wine to Baron Robert Surcouf .

monaliza motions to her attendants to furnish drinks to the new-comers.

You give a bottle of fungi juice to Black Jack Pershing .

monaliza requests that Baron Robert Surcouf be handed the same scroll that his assistant was given earlier.

You say “now, sit ... Be comfortable. Let us talk about matters that concern us both.”

monaliza smiles, "as I know you did not make this trek for pure enjoyment alone."

You say “are you in need of anything? Just speak up if you are.”

Baron Robert Surcouf says “As you know, we are here to fight a common threat as a wave of hooligans sweeps the island. It was our thought that they might come here first, given Raktam's proximity to the waterfall. If these...”
Baron Robert Surcouf says “... hooligans pick a different target, then Minister Pershing and myself shall move on and track them. ”
Baron Robert Surcouf says “I thank you for your offer of supplies, but I know that in my case I am well kitted out. I thank you for this wine, a fine vintage. I apologize that I have no gifts, I have prepared for war, so I...” with a slight accent.
Baron Robert Surcouf says “...only carry rifles, ammunition and FAKs. ”

Shazam the Shaman kills Baron Robert Surcouf with a machete.

Cobalt Manticore collects the head of Baron Robert Surcouf.
Hobo Vampire scratches out what was carved on the wall.
Hobo Vampire carves something onto the wall.

You carve BEHAVE. The Queen is busy in talks. NO KILLING under severe penalty. onto the wall.
Hobo Vampire scratches out what was carved on the wall.
Hobo Vampire carves something onto the wall.

monaliza does a full on facepalm.

monaliza walks over to the wall and corrects the message.

You carve Welcome to The Royal Court of Greater Raktam. Please respect our foreign visitors. NO KILLING IN HERE. Don't even think about it. onto the wall.

Black Jack Pershing says “Well, that was :palm:ing unfortunate.” with a slight accent.
Black Jack Pershing says “Queen, I must depart, with your leave. No doubt the Baron will send Foreign Minster Deus to talk further with you, in the fullness of time.” with a slight accent.

Black Jack Pershing bows and walks out into the jungle.


For All of Raktam to see and learn

((http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/River_Tactics))

You say “they come here to kill us in our homes and resource centers. ”
You say “be advised and be alert. Read the aforementioned pamphlet and keep yourselves safe.”
You say “may The Ancients bless and look after you. They are the light that helps us make our way in this world. They love each and every one of you. We are their children.”

Then ...

Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. x20
You climb outside.
You use a healing herb and feel better.
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage.
You use a healing herb and feel better.
You use a healing herb and feel better.
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage.
You use a healing herb and feel better.
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage.
Edward Theodore Gein attacks you with a wooden club for 5 damage.

He runs southeast, screaming, as I chase him to the grasslands.
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« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2010, 03:45:29 AM »

What's the world come to when you can't have a meeting without interruptions......
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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2010, 04:33:10 AM »

What's the world come to when you can't have a meeting without interruptions......

Normalcy.  Happens pretty often, especially to outsiders wanting in native villages.
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The mood.
The band.
The flavor.

"Yeah, it's a little like that."
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monaliza nods to Hobo Vampire, 'thank you for healing me.' (2010-09-17 23:57)
monaliza says “just earlier, Edward Theodore Gein had me almost dead... I woke up and healed myself before racing to the traders for more herbs.” (2010-09-17 23:58)
monaliza says “Edward ran straight SE from here, down the path to Wiksik. I followed him to the grasslands before turning back towards home.” (2010-09-17 23:58)
monaliza sighs and fiddles with her crimson skirt. (2010-09-17 23:59)
monaliza says “towards the end of the month, I have been called to participate in an island-wide play that will take place on Wiksik Island. I encourage you all to attend. Or if solatude is more your style ...” (2010-09-18 00:00)
monaliza continues, "I still need people to help me gather shargle eggs for Shargletopia which will be happening at the middle of the month of October at and on the 4 corners of the complex at Chikram. (2010-09-18 00:02)
monaliza says “also, please keep your eyes open for any eggs available at the local traders. I will need every one that we can get up there.” (2010-09-18 00:02)
monaliza looks around and pouts a bit. (2010-09-18 00:03)
monaliza says “if anyone happens upon my husband, Baraka, please tell me where. I think he got a bit drunk the other night and got lost.” (2010-09-18 00:03)

Cobalt Manticore says “Apologies, but 60 - 75% of the outsiders in our midst would sooner murder us than offer the same courtesy.” (2010-09-18 06:23)
Cobalt Manticore chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2010-09-18 06:24)
You hear Spirit Speaker let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2010-09-18 06:24)
You hear Jalal ud-Din Menguberdi let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you, and lose 2 HP from fear. (2010-09-18 06:24)

Cobalt Manticore says “Shazam, Wazaki, I'm to the Medicine Hut to gather Herbs.,” (2010-09-18 06:24)
Cobalt Manticore performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2010-09-18 06:25)
Cobalt Manticore performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2010-09-18 06:25)

Ahnaom pushes the heavy double door of the Court with both hands and walks into the hall. Shiny eyes and paler skin speak of some changes the villager has met during his long sea hunt. (2010-09-18 09:46)
Ahnaom takes a glance counting faces gathered inside but the eyes does not stop to examine either of the guests for more than a few moments. He then proceeds down the hall towards the stone throne. (2010-09-18 09:48)
Ahnaom eyes the artifacts and luxurious cloths along the way and it seems that one of them catches his attention. Slowing his steps down, Ahnaom picks a corner of the purple fabric. (2010-09-18 09:49)
Ahnaom closes his eyes for a moment, feeling the texture of the cloth with the fingertips. Then releases it with a shadow of indifference acroos his face and takes a few last steps towards the throne. (2010-09-18 09:51)
Ahnaom makes a deep nod "Greetings, Raktami Queen." A short but joyous smile passes across his lips. (2010-09-18 09:52)
Ahnaom says “It has been... a long time. Many coconuts have riped and fallen in the village. Many other clocks have been counting the stream of time.” (2010-09-18 09:54)
Ahnaom says “Would you mind me taking a seat? ” (2010-09-18 09:54)
Ahnaom puts a big gourd carved out of dark swamp wood in front of the throne and slumps on the nearby chair without waiting for an answer. (2010-09-18 09:56)
Ahnaom says “This is some fine mango drink, dear Queen. For you. From me. He points to the gourd and smiles again.” (2010-09-18 09:58)

monaliza says “welcome home Ahnaom, yes please sit, be comfortable.” (2010-09-18 11:56)
monaliza says “how have you been? Many moons have passed since I saw you last.” (2010-09-18 11:56)
monaliza directs Ahnaom to be given a bag of delicious berry seeds. (2010-09-18 12:00)

Ahnaom takes the seed bag with both hands and peeks inside with unmistakable curiosity. "Oooh. Good seeds these are, dry and smell of berries. I have been missing this sort." (2010-09-18 13:34)
Ahnaom glances at Monaliza "The present comes as a bit unexpected. I rarely receive gifts and those seldom are precisely what I am in need of at the moment. Magical this seems, indeed." (2010-09-18 13:35)
Ahnaom puts aside the present. "I see you have this tiny bird by your side, such an adorable smouldering creature. Reminds me one of fiery beast I encountered while sailing." (2010-09-18 13:38)
Ahnaom says “Never seen this one before though, no no. No matter. I see the Queen is as beautiful as ever and the halls are filled with Court members and visitors. The village is busy, just as I left it.” (2010-09-18 13:39)
Ahnaom pauses. "Home, you say. Yes, it was once a home for me indeed." Ahnaom chuckles. (2010-09-18 13:40)
Ahnaom waves to one of the nearby servants and puts a tightly sealed sack in his hands. "This is squid meat. I can cook a parrot in 10 ways but this one, no idea." Shakes his head. (2010-09-18 13:42)
Ahnaom adds "I will leave it to you then, do your royal best, the famous Raktami cooking." The servant waddles away to the kitchen. (2010-09-18 13:44)
Ahnaom turns back to the Queen "A long time this has been. I have found a beast and lost the footsteps of an elder who owes me a heavy blade. Travelled far and wide, met many." (2010-09-18 13:45)
Ahnaom says “Old clothes have been eaten away by the sea salt. Many tales to tell, oh so many.” (2010-09-18 13:46)
Ahnaom smiles, looking at the Queen with a faint glow in his eyes. "Some can take a long time to tell. Yes." Me pulls out a small pipe and starts stuffing it with some herbal mix from a small copper pot. (2010-09-18 13:50)

Biospark says “Is it permissible to kill known killers in here?” (2010-09-18 18:00)

monaliza says “Biospark, oh... well I do not like retalatory violence. However if you are clear and passionate about why you feel it is necessary then so be it. ” (2010-09-18 20:17)
monaliza says loudly, "HOWEVER, I would like you to be critical of your motives. The person you might seek to slay might be one with a clear and newly-found vision. (2010-09-18 20:18)
monaliza twirls one of her long, brown curls around her finger. (2010-09-18 20:18)
monaliza says “we have all done things that we have ended up regretting, that is part of the process.” (2010-09-18 20:19)
monaliza says “we all learn and grow as we experience, feel and remember. ” (2010-09-18 20:20)
monaliza stops herself from rambling on more. (2010-09-18 20:20)
monaliza coughs a bit and smiles. (2010-09-18 20:20)
monaliza says “what I am trying to say is, you better have a damn good reason to kill infront of me AND you had best be up-to-date on the situation of the one in question.” (2010-09-18 20:22)
monaliza calls for the evening meal to be brought it. (2010-09-18 20:22)
monaliza motions for Ahnaom to share his herbs with her. (2010-09-18 20:24)
monaliza says “Dalpok, stank fresh from the swamps. Hard to imagine anything good comes out of there.” (2010-09-18 20:24)
monaliza lights up. (2010-09-18 20:24)
monaliza says “I have not had that for quite a long time." She looks around. "My husband is still vacant. He gets a bit violent on the weed, so I generally do not indulge.” (2010-09-18 20:26)
monaliza says “but seeing as he is not here. Come share with me, Ahnoam while the 10ways Fresh Squid is being served. ” (2010-09-18 20:27)

monaliza clears her throat and takes a large sip from a ruby and mica encrusted gourd. (2010-09-19 03:43)

Biospark says “I be speakin' o' swabbies like th' law, who do kill an' do wee else.” (2010-09-19 06:47)
Biospark says “I seem t' be speakin' like a gentleman o' fortune.” (2010-09-19 06:48)

Ahnaom raises his eyebrows chuckling "I certainly don't mind sharing, dear Queen. Just know this is not an ordinary herbal tobacco I... the one Raktamites usually smoke." (2010-09-19 09:25)
Ahnaom says “I be havin' none but this starboard now, mixed wi' dried swamp weeds. I nereseen another crewmate try this. O' course, go ahead, maybe ye will like this one..."” (2010-09-19 09:27)
Ahnaom says “(OOC: omg, talk like a sea dog tide, or be I wanniond..? :/)” (2010-09-19 09:28)

monaliza shifts in her seat and nibbles on a mango slice, you can see she is happy and entertained by the way her eyes sparkle when she smiles. (2010-09-19 12:05)

Ahnaom mumbles some obscure curse "Wicked spirits, let me catch my breath..." (2010-09-19 12:25)

monaliza smiles and recalls similar times of strange island events. "We are indeed only passengers on this ship of life." (2010-09-19 13:28)

Ahnaom shakes his tobacco pot and looks inside carefully "Did I bring some naughty spirits with me here?" (2010-09-19 14:51)

Sympathetic Phil saunters into the Throne Room, a battered cigar dangling from the corner of his mouth. It is framed by a cocky smirk, topped with a pair of eyes sparkling with smug confidence. (2010-09-19 20:56)
Sympathetic Phil waves a lazy salute at the bethroned native. "Afternoon, Your Majesty. After that little misunderstanding we had last time I was in town, I thought I ought to drop by and say hello this time, eh?" (2010-09-19 20:58)
Sympathetic Phil grins, amusement dancing in his eyes. "I'm sure no-one bloody wants a repeat of that nastiness, do they? Heh." He puffs out a cloud of foul-smelling smoke. "Oh no, that did not go well at all..." (2010-09-19 21:02)
Sympathetic Phil leans against the wall, scratching at his stubbled chin. He glances down at his fingers and grimacing at the dirt that coats them, wipes them on a nearby tapestry. (2010-09-19 21:04)
Sympathetic Phil shrugs. "That's about bloody it, really. Just be neighbourly, like." He glances at the flowing script on the wall. "After all, this is a friendly place, eh?" (2010-09-19 21:05)
Sympathetic Phil winks at monaliza, and casts an eye across the gathered court. "Not the sort where an innocent mercenary'd be killed just for being a foreigner. Bloody inspirational it is, Queenie." (2010-09-19 21:07)
Sympathetic Phil gestures with outstretched arms. "That in the violent world we live on, there'd be such an oasis of peace and liberated bloody thinking. Brings a tear to my eyes." (2010-09-19 21:08)
Sympathetic Phil sniffs the air. "Speaking of which, what's that bloody smell?" He inhales again. "Ugh, I think someone's stepped in something..." He lifts a booted foot, and screws up his nose. (2010-09-19 21:09)
Sympathetic Phil glances at monaliza apologetically. "Ahem, do excuse me, Your Royalship. Must have been one of those piles of dung scattered boody everywhere out there..." (2010-09-19 21:10)
Sympathetic Phil draws a long knife, and begins picking at the filth trodden into his soles, flicking it out onto the richly-woven rugs covering the floor. (2010-09-19 21:11)
Sympathetic Phil puffs contentedly on his ragged dog-end as he cleans his boot, casting sidelong, knowing glances at the muttering crowd as he does so, and filling the room with a murky haze of cheap tobacco smoke (2010-09-19 21:13)

an Escaped Prisoner kills Sympathetic Phil with a wooden club. (2010-09-19 23:22)
an Escaped Prisoner collects the head of Sympathetic Phil. (2010-09-19 23:23)

Axel Flames stares at the blood-stained carpet and the dead corpse. "Could someone clean the carpet from the dirt that litters it?" (2010-09-20 14:55)

Ahnaom stares at the lying body with a hesitant look, lazily moving his fingers. After a brief moment of tension he lightens up "Delirious spirits and thick blood, I see that not much has changed." (2010-09-20 15:33)
Ahnaom smirks and drags his chair with the right leg closer to the throne. "Sorry for the noise, dear Queen..." He comfortably slumps back and hands Monaliza a small copper pot. (2010-09-20 15:35)
Ahnaom says "I am really not sure whether this would match your tastes. My kind has some... let us say, peculiar recipes for mixing herbs. Tart and bitter this might seem, the heart of the swamp." (2010-09-20 15:37)
Ahnaom nods in encouragment when Monaliza receives the pot with herbs "I am afraid I have but one pipe with me..." He finishes stuffing the niece piece of craft and smiles at the little fire bird. (2010-09-20 15:40)
Ahnaom swiftly rolls up a crude piece of parchment and brushes it across the wings of the phoenix. It instantly catches fire which is greeted my a lively chuckle from Ahnaom. He lights up the pipe. (2010-09-20 15:44)
Ahnaom puffs out a string of thick clouds of smoke letting the smouldering fire to creep all over the stuffed herbs. He slowly lays back obviously enjoying the skilfully crafted arm-chair. (2010-09-20 15:49)

The spectral figure of Sympathetic Phil gets wearily to its feet. He frowns down at his blood-stained corpse and pulls a face. "BLOODY HELLFIRE, DO I REALLY LOOK THAT OLD?" He shakes his ghostly head. (2010-09-20 20:32)
The spectral figure of Sympathetic Phil chuckles, and a frigid breeze swirls briefly about the room. "I WONDERED HOW LONG THAT'D BLOODY TAKE. YOU LITTLE SHARGLE-MOLESTORS ARE SO BLOODY PREDICTABLE. ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE CHAT..." (2010-09-20 20:34)
The spectral figure of Sympathetic Phil laughs heartily, and the drapes flutter in the icy wind that appears from the ether. "AND I DIDN'T EVEN BLOODY GET THAT! IGNORANT SAVAGE. AND THEY CALL ME A BARBARIAN?" (2010-09-20 20:36)
The spectral figure of Sympathetic Phil saunters over to monaliza's throne, his feet hovering several inches above the floor. He floats directly through the stone chair and the native woman sitting on it, turning to look down over her. (2010-09-20 20:38)
The spectral figure of Sympathetic Phil flashes a spectral grin as the queen shudders and screws up her face in disgust. "SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW, QUEENIE? IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT ON THE WALL OVER THERE..." (2010-09-20 20:39)
The ghostly voice of Sympathetic Phil says “...AND MY FRIEND WASN'T VERY BLOODY RESPECTFUL, WAS HE? NOT VERY BLOODY RESPECTFUL AT ALL.” (2010-09-20 20:40)
The spectral figure of Sympathetic Phil places an ethereal hand on the backrest of the empty throne, and vaults over to settle gently on the bare stone seat. He waves a hand flippantly. "OFF WITH HIS HEAD, EH?" (2010-09-20 20:42)

Jal Nish Hlar performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2010-09-20 23:42)

monaliza says “um, well I am not sure what to say except did he seriously think he was going to stop in for a chat with me?” (2010-09-21 01:16)
monaliza says “like really? He and his gaggle of inbreeds torment and kill our innocents and he wants a chat?” (2010-09-21 01:17)
monaliza says “he can kiss my , wants a chat. Honestly. Do they get brainwashed everytime they respawn or are outsiders just dumbening?” (2010-09-21 01:21)
monaliza says “and now it stinks like cheep tobacco and stale beer in here. Can we get some sage to burn, please.” (2010-09-21 01:22)


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Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2010, 07:10:21 PM »

dancing phoenix returns to normal after a spell of acting strangely.
dancing phoenix hisses in a sound that might indicate amusement.

Ahnaom says “I have brought you an offer, dear Queen. Something that might change this already prosperous village into something better. It should.”

Ahnaom lazily blows out another cloud of smoke and takes out a huge parchment roll. He offers it to Monaliza.

Ahnaom notices the returned King "Oh, greetings King Baraka. I have a copy of that for you as well."
Ahnaom puffs on his pipe with a smile.

monaliza nods for her attendants to bring the scrolls to them. Monaliza opens hers and begins to read as Baraka's scroll is left for him on his throne-side table.
monaliza sighs happy and looks up over the fat scroll.

You say “it is smelling better in here already. Thank you, Ahnaom.”

monaliza holds her left wrist carefully as dancing phoenix sparks and sizzles. She keeps the tender virgin-oak wood scroll at a safe distance.
monaliza makes a pucker with her pink, honey-glazed lips and blows a kiss to her feathered friend.

Baraka nods to Ahnaom as he makes his way to Monaliza and the throne. He leans forward to her and whispers something into her ear...

You hear Baraka whisper “Forgive me my absence my love! During my dark hours of death I have thought about nothing but you.”

Baraka gives Monaliza a gentle kiss before he sits down on the throne. He looks at every one in the court! "I am sorry for my absence, fellow Raktami! I have been gone for far too long!"
Baraka picks up the document and eyes it for a moment before he looks at Ahnaom. "A tavern? That is not an bad idea, not at all! I hope you can keep some poisonous berry wine for me!"

Ahnaom nods to Baraka and passes him a copper pot with bitter herbal tobacco. "Help yourself. And thank you."

snico kills Biospark with a wooden club.

snico looks around at the room full of people, and laughs. "Not to worry! I'll clean this up!"
snico carves pieces off the body of Biospark and begins eating!
snico whips up the blood from the floor with her dress. You no longer wonder how she gets blood all over her. "Just finishing what I started!"
snico scans the room a moment, and notices a few things. "No Killing, eh? Well, that's hardly any fun! By the way, anyone seen Aiden Dakari? I've got a bone to pick with him."
snico says “crap”

Baraka glares at Snico. "No killing in here, cannibal!"

Outside ...

Baraka says “Well well well now! Ready to suffer?”
You attack snico with a knife for 2 damage. They drop to 82 HP.

Baraka frowns! "Let's tear her head off and show her some Raktami justice my love!"
You attack snico and miss.

You say “well at least I know that you /can/ read.”

You attack snico with a knife for 2 damage. They drop to 32 HP.

Baraka gives you a machete.

You attack snico with a machete for 3 damage. They drop to 25 HP.

You attack snico with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .

monaliza hands the blade back to her beloved.

Baraka grins and turns to Monaliza! "Excellent work my love! Now, off with her head."

You say “thank you my love." She turns to face the dead flesh-eater. "AND as for YOU. You can read, so quit being disrespectful and go hunt somewhere else.”

You say “indeed, OFF WITH HER HEAD!”

You collect the head of snico and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.

monaliza has her attendants dig a deep hole and unceremoniously roll the headless body into it.
You say “be gone step-child of the Ancients.”

monaliza turns to Bataka and smiles, happy to see his handsome face again.

The ghostly voice of snico says “I'll be back, I always come back!! WAHAHAHA! Tell the leader of your Royal Guard what his actions resulted in: a death in the Court! I will find him, and kill him, even if it's in your silly court!”

You hear snico let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.

Baraka kicks some dirt over Snicos bloody and mutilated body. "Next time we will not be this kind. No, the next time you will suffer!"

monaliza tag's Baraka while giggles, "TAG, your it sexy husband.. try and catch me!!!"

You say “meh, I guess they should have dug deeper.”

Back in The Royal Court

You say “Biospark, your death has been avenged. Baraka and I tag-teamed her. ”

monaliza simply smiles.
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« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2010, 10:18:48 PM »

[OOC] Ah Snico Snico...AIDEN has never been to Raktam. You must be looking for someone else   Tongue Wink
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You attack Aiden Dakari and miss.
Unlucky or just clumsy? The blade snaps off and you're left holding the handle, which you discard.
You whisper to Aiden Dakari, “Fffffffffffffffffff-!”
Solemn fuggin' books it. "His bum, it is of the steel and diamond! Beware, he craps thunder and pisses lightning!"

Trader Dick says, "Right, here's 1 piece of driftwood for 1 of your crabs"
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