In this part of the world, we call people with a sig like that a "cunt".
Feel free to adopt in your part of the world.
That's because you Aussies have no culture. You're all criminals or the spawn of the dregs of England. It's somewhat amusing that you have a problem with my sig when Australia is one of the most racist countries on the planet.
Although I must say, it is a rather funny sig.

(I didn't say that sig was right.)
I'm glad someone gets the joke.