The Cannibal's Mountian

[Neil Tathers]

Grunk the Pale has claimed the mountain in the name of Hodrali and the Rakmogak's.  Anyone feel like stepping, he'll be on the Mountain Path waiting for you.

Oh, and he says "Bring it."

You attack the shargle with a machete for 1 damage. It dies. You gain 18 XP.
You attack the shargle with a machete for 3 damage. It dies. You gain 18 XP.
You attack the shargle with a machete for 1 damage. It dies. You gain 18 XP.
You attack the shargle with a machete for 3 damage. It dies. You gain 18 XP.
You attack the shargle with a machete for 3 damage. It dies. You gain 18 XP.

You say “This is our mountain now pirate.”
You attack Morbo with a machete for 1 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You carve pieces off Morbo and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Morbo and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Morbo and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

[FavoleCrystalis]

Shargle be there..Shargle in caves. Kill spiders. Spiders sting...

[The Cookie Crusher]

Hodrali and the Rakmogak's.

Sounds like the name of a band. What do you play?

[Neil Tathers]

Heavy Metal, though we are branching out to technic/electronica on the weekends.

[The Cookie Crusher]

You attack captain dervish with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You collect the head of captain dervish and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
You carve pieces off captain dervish and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off captain dervish and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
Crazed Cap'n Cooks throws a slab of pirate meat towards the other natives, motioning for them to eat.
Crazed Cap'n Cooks hmph's at their refusal and moves on.

He wasn't a fan.

Longs days at work, didn't much feel like role-playing the kill.

[Bobby the Hatchet]

Love is patient, love is kind...nature is neither of those things.

A sadistic mother is coming for your head, Grunk. I'm going to beat you like a bongo drum and then eat your flesh and regurgitate it into the hungry mouths of my precious hatchlings. EIYAHAHAHA!!

~ Mother Nature

[Aellya]

Gentle wave of winds start sliding down the slopes of the mountain. You hear silent whispers among rustling leaves and dancing dust.
"tHe mountaIn iS not youRs. lEAve now. leaVe tHe biRDs alone. ALone."

[Neil Tathers]

Grunk the Pale laughs at the wind, "Come then mysterious voice, come and try to stop me!  ZEHEHEHEHEHE!  And Mother Nature, I like your style, you sure you don't want to be a Cannibal.  Come, let's see who is the King of the Mountain!"

[Zen Gate]

Grunk the Pale laughs like a little girl on acid.

[Neil Tathers]

Hey, shargle lovers, guess what?

You attack the shargle with a machete for 3 damage. It dies. You gain 18 XP.

That be another one.

[The Cookie Crusher]

You got a shargle and I got a shargle lover.

Crazed Cap'n Cooks grapples the weakened man to the floor, slamming him in the back with his club. A distinct snapping sound is heard.
You attack Dan Devito with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
Underworld log successful .
Crazed Cap'n Cooks brutally chops the man's head off with his machete. He pops the eyes into his mouth like cherries.
You collect the head of Dan Devito and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
Crazed Cap'n Cooks kneels down beside the corpse and prepares the body for the feast.
You carve pieces off Dan Devito and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Dan Devito and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Dan Devito and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.

[The Cookie Crusher]

Crazed Cap'n Cooks gives mother a kiss as he sends her to be one with the Earth yet again.
You attack Mother Nature with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
Underworld log successful .
Crazed Cap'n Cooks smiles knowing Nature's wrath wasn't enough to bring him down. He beheads Mother Nature.
You collect the head of Mother Nature and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
You carve pieces off Mother Nature and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel very invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Mother Nature and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel very invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Mother Nature and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel very invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You chop down some of the vegetation.
You chop down some of the vegetation.
You clear the last of the vegetation. You gain 1 XP.
Crazed Cap'n Cooks eyes the monkey who is slowly inching closer to his meal. Just for kicks he kills it.
You attack the monkey with a wooden club for 3 damage. It dies. You gain 8 XP.

I think I've gone against everything Mother Nature is there to protect. Trees flattened needlessly, senseless killing of animals, not to mention I killed her.

[The Cookie Crusher]

You attack Nick McDigger with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 43 XP.
Underworld log successful .
Crazed Cap'n Cooks sits down beside the body, looking rather depressed. He wonders why there aren't more cannibals around when the food is so plentiful.
Crazed Cap'n Cooks passes the thought and sloppily chops off the prey's head.
You collect the head of Nick McDigger and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
You carve pieces off Nick McDigger and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Nick McDigger and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Nick McDigger and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
Crazed Cap'n Cooks rolls the scraps of the body into an open area of the jungle for a nearby tiger to feast upon.

Am I the only cannibal at/near the mountain? It's kind of lonely in this thread.

[Neil Tathers]

I've killed four more shargles, one bear and I bet a lost stag in looking or human prey.

I have no idea why no one is looking for me.  Then again I AM ON THE PATH.  IT'S A SMALL LOCATION ON THE MOUNTAIN.

No one is playing with me.  I'll go kill another shargle.

[Dan Devito]

....patience