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« on: July 15, 2010, 04:57:51 AM » |
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Dear "citizens" of wiksik,
A strict curfew has been set in the run-down village of Wiksik until their "king" returns. (It has always puzzled me how you low-down animals can even have a rulers, let alone form a stable society. Vercingetorix is a womanizer, Monaliza is addicted to mangos, and Anthor's "throne room" got blown up by a meteor. But I digress.)
If anyone is seen wandering outside a hut after (server midnight) they will be slaughtered. Three offenders have already been taken care of, hopefully in the future they will heed my warnings.
-Swarm
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 05:16:39 AM » |
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Ah swarm swarm swarm...
Necromancers are bound by no law save guild law. A word from the wise and avoid those in black robes, least you wake to find yourself in their service. Of course if you would like to be a zombie barman just give me a nod and I am sure we can sort you out ^_^
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 05:21:42 AM » |
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You must have missed the fine print.
I clearly wrote except the necromancers, for I am still waiting for my delivery of pumpkins.
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 08:58:02 AM » |
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You must have missed the fine print.
I clearly wrote except the necromancers, for I am still waiting for my delivery of pumpkins.
Exceptions. And this is why you will fail. |
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2010, 09:17:01 AM » |
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I assume that those of us currently banished from Wiksik are exempt from this curfew, seeing as our mere presence is in itself against the local law.
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humanus phasmatis mos nunquam intereo. A parrot squawks "It's not beastiality if it can talk!" (2010-03-16 05:31)  Iwashere: Mercenary for hire. Wasihere: Short stature and temper HereIwas: On a quest from the spirits Shaweeri: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EVER |
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 09:19:10 AM » |
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all the cool kids are KOS in Wiksik  |
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2010, 09:33:08 AM » |
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all the cool kids are KOS in Wiksik Some of us are slowly getting there... It's not easy to define a KOS since they have at least 3 governing bodies. |
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2010, 11:20:26 AM » |
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3 governing bodies.
More than one makes it fun  Also, can someone enlighten me as to who is kiss on sight (I assume that that is what KOS means) in Wiksik? -Vetari the Vicious |
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2010, 07:58:02 PM » |
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The menace of this island is its indigenous population, in other words, you.
There are no exceptions! I was simply trying to trick you into a false sense of security.
Did I mention that if you sleep in my crater, you are breaking curfew?
Marcy will have to be punished...
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2010, 08:11:16 PM » |
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And you are... all alone in this?
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2010, 09:03:36 PM » |
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Yup, and about to die.
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2010, 11:18:21 PM » |
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Of course I am alone in this Ahnaom. After all, the King of Wiksik can't do his job right if he is sharing his power. Yup, and about to die.
Your bluffing. You can't stop me. ------------ It would be nice to have a person to work for me, though. |
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2010, 05:19:21 AM » |
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*Grins*
Then you will know that we protect our guests...
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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2010, 05:53:14 AM » |
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I find this one man law enforcement laughable really. I can't wish you good luck, cuz that won't save you....  |
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2010, 12:30:29 AM » |
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I have already caught 4-5 law breakers.
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