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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2010, 12:51:24 AM »

I dunno. Prostitution (legal or otherwise) is very popular in America, lol.
Though Europe may have us both beat 
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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2010, 03:20:20 AM »

Tobacco can kill you. Just in case you didn't know that. 
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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2010, 05:15:48 AM »

Tobacco can kill you. Just in case you didn't know that. 

Through my years of watching tv and watching my dad coughing his lungs out, I had no idea. Who'd think that my wonderful cigars were killers. Oh you little buggers Tongue

What better way to die than slowly over the years, lol.

I'm fully aware that smoking is harmful to me. I'd appreciate it if you spare me the lecture. I prefer not to have to get an attitude. I very much dislike when people hassle me about my smoking, thinking they know what's best for me.

I made the decision to smoke, fully aware of the consequences.
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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2010, 02:58:36 PM »

Coconuts falling from a tree and can kill you. Ask my Aunt
Riding or driving a train, plane or automobile, moving or not, can kill you. Ask several of my Uncles
Fixing the TV antenna after your Mom keeps harping on you but screw up and have it touch the power lines can kill you. Ask my cousin.
Just having dinner with friends while telling jokes and laugh so hard you choke on your food can kill you. Ask my neighbor

Even fireworks can kill you when they set the roof on fire. Thank goodness the water hose was close by.

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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2010, 04:49:42 PM »

Exactly. No matter what you're doing, there's always a chance you might die. Society has accepted this fact and go about their lives without a care. Smoking is no exception.
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« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2010, 05:36:45 PM »

Well sure, almost anything can kill you, but there are 100% sure ways of killing yourself Tongue
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« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2010, 05:18:19 PM »

I wouldn't say it's 100%, don't get me wrong I maintain no illusions about the health effects of smoking but Jack Nicholson has been smoking like a chimney for decades and he's doing fine. It's funny the other day by complete accident I found a gas station that's importing lucky strike from England. The smooth full draw from a lucky strike, it's the genuine article. Get that honest tobacco taste without those troublesome filters keeping you from the flavor.

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« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2010, 07:57:57 PM »

Well sure, almost anything can kill you, but there are 100% sure ways of killing yourself Tongue

You know aging can kill you, right?

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How's THAT for 100%?
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« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2010, 09:45:32 AM »

Well sure, almost anything can kill you, but there are 100% sure ways of killing yourself Tongue

You know aging can kill you, right?

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How's THAT for 100%?

It's a good thing I quit that when I did, then.
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« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2010, 10:11:50 AM »

Exactly. No matter what you're doing, there's always a chance you might die. Society has accepted this fact and go about their lives without a care. Smoking is no exception.

Would you still smoke if they were not harmful to your health?
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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2010, 10:13:18 PM »

Exactly. No matter what you're doing, there's always a chance you might die. Society has accepted this fact and go about their lives without a care. Smoking is no exception.

Would you still smoke if they were not harmful to your health?

As a matter of fact I would. It's the taste I like.
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« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2010, 08:42:54 AM »

Would you still smoke if they were not harmful to your health?

As a matter of fact I would. It's the taste I like.
So, I suppose you'd like this one then, Mortis. http://wot.wikia.com/wiki/Tabac Tongue
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« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2010, 10:05:25 PM »

I suppose so.
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« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2010, 06:18:09 PM »

In my case it's probably to late, I have been smoking since I was 17. Sad 4th started out terrible for meat, family sent meat to an AA meeting. But, the day got better later, after I hit the bar.  Grin
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« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2010, 09:32:35 PM »

In my case it's probably to late, I have been smoking since I was 17. Sad 4th started out terrible for meat, family sent meat to an AA meeting. But, the day got better later, after I hit the bar.  Grin

AA ain't so bad. The place I went to had a pool table  Cheesy
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