Shartak The Official Shartak Forum
Click here to play NOW!
May 23, 2012, 08:36:05 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: Staff:
Jaqs, Johan Crichton, Lama, Simon and Vetari are moderators.
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Two important annoucements from the Peninsula Federation!  (Read 1911 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
FirstAmongstDaves
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 4764


First up against the wall whenthe revolution comes


View Profile
« on: June 25, 2010, 08:34:35 AM »

Please stand by.
Logged

Dramatis personae:

Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
Euphenics
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 765


καλλίστῃ


View Profile WWW
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2010, 10:55:18 AM »

This is shocking news.
Logged

Solemn
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1619


I say, who the blazes do you think I am?


View Profile
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2010, 11:25:48 AM »

One amused reply standing by in place of a much more serious one.
Logged

Solemn says: "New Haven..."

The mood.
The band.
The flavor.

"Yeah, it's a little like that."
Tom Failur
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1295



View Profile
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2010, 12:44:52 PM »

I am outraged by these announcements.
Logged

Tom "Pimp Mastah" Failur- Is no longer a mercenary.
Tlotzin- Headhunting Aztec
TET- Researching the mysteries of the island

<Lexy> Tom isn't real
Milkchew
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1069



View Profile
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2010, 12:49:40 PM »

My legs hurt, can I stop standing by and sit by?
Logged

CyAdora
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 2096



View Profile
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2010, 02:23:03 PM »

This is better than two impotent announcements.
Logged

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."-  William Randolph Hearst 
Josiah Winthrop
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 651


View Profile
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2010, 02:34:20 PM »

Here is an update on the two impotent announcements:

1) I can't get it up
2) I have shrinkage

We are currently looking into both conditions.
Logged

What is the nature of your thoughts, gentlemen, when you say fuddle duddle or something like that?
-- PET
Neil Tathers
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 3359


Likes to Click Buttons


View Profile
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2010, 04:13:50 PM »

My theory, get out of the ocean.
Logged

Neil Tathers

Mr Derby 2008
lama
iz doin it rite akshully
Global Moderator
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 2516



View Profile
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2010, 05:12:17 PM »

You got one unnecessary "n" in the topic, Peninsula part.
Logged

FirstAmongstDaves
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 4764


First up against the wall whenthe revolution comes


View Profile
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2010, 11:06:39 AM »

I think we can make the first annoucement now. Baron?
Logged

Dramatis personae:

Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
CyAdora
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 2096



View Profile
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2010, 11:35:56 AM »

omg ... are you two getting married Huh??

Is someone expecting?Huh?!!???

Inquiring minds want to know.
Logged

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."-  William Randolph Hearst 
Josiah Winthrop
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 651


View Profile
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2010, 06:11:58 PM »

Sure, now seems like a good time .... although the real announcements will probably be anti-climactic given that Cyadora has outed you and myself.

Would you like to make the announcement? Perhaps the Minister of Culture should?
Logged

What is the nature of your thoughts, gentlemen, when you say fuddle duddle or something like that?
-- PET
Solemn
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1619


I say, who the blazes do you think I am?


View Profile
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2010, 07:05:40 PM »

While I do have faith in the Federation, I must say that they need a few lessons in proper suspense.

Get on with it!
« Last Edit: June 28, 2010, 07:07:59 PM by Solemn » Logged

Solemn says: "New Haven..."

The mood.
The band.
The flavor.

"Yeah, it's a little like that."
Bobby the Hatchet
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 1496


I am be dangerous now.


View Profile
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2010, 08:20:47 PM »

I have two very important reactions to make and the suspense is starting to dwindle.
Logged

FirstAmongstDaves
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 4764


First up against the wall whenthe revolution comes


View Profile
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2010, 01:00:53 AM »

Well, let me make the first annoucement.

To celebrate the establishment of the Peninsula Federation, at Federation Gladiatorial Arena in the south of Derby, the Parliament of the Peninsula Federation is pleased to announce a real time gladiatorial contest. The winner will receive a trident as a prize, a special one-off customised weapon. The contest will be open to all, with the prize going to last man standing. Bladed weapons, clubs, and, if its your preference, shovels only. More details on the contest will be revealed shortly, but it will take place in about a fortnight-3 weeks. So stock up on your AP.
Logged

Dramatis personae:

Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
Pages: [1] 2 3   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.16 | SMF © 2006-2008, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!