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« on: June 21, 2010, 12:04:08 PM »

As a result of several seconds of arguing and wooden club dueling, Gorgoroth and Vetari the Vicious have decided that the next Bloodstock will be in New Haven and the surrounding areas, Durham is not to be included as they will have their own Bloodstock.

If you are able to make it as a late party to the Air-beer white man's heathen festival like ourselves (I'm only headed there now myself), join in and help their efforts by fertilizing the soil with... THEIR BLOOD. When that ends, we move on into New Haven proper.


So, details in short:
NEW HAVEN BLOODSTOCK
Where: The Air-beer fest, then move to New Haven area (Not Durham)
When: Now until July 21st or so
Why: To celebrate trees and show New Haven how to throw a party!
Who: All cannibals and cannibal-wannabes are welcome!

Disclaimer: The planners of Bloodstock do take responsibility for any lost appendages but will not return it to you. Bloodstock also apologizes in advance to Durham for any undue stress caused by our rowdiness.

Attendance is encouraged!

So...

Vicious is coming. Anyone else?
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2010, 12:28:41 PM »

Gorgoroth will of course be there, as will the two other members of the clan (I hope). Speaking of members, please do join the Bloodstock clan...

Remember, the more the merrier  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 03:40:47 PM »

Peh. I guess the Bloodstock won't have a grand opening kill.
I failed to kill Saracen today. Tsk tsk.
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2010, 06:15:00 PM »

I do believe we've gotten off on the wrong foot, Vetari...

2010-06-24 16:39
±Noahsan killed ±Vetari the Vicious

Seriously.  G'back here.  We meant to lop off the other foot.
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The mood.
The band.
The flavor.

"Yeah, it's a little like that."
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2010, 06:20:06 PM »

The Prisoner lights up a smoke and breaks out his first-aid, tending to Saracen and watching as the wild man flees into the jungle. His escape is quickly followed by the sound of branches snapping, then gunfire and savage screams, ended with a loud thump.

I guess he didn't get home in time for supper.

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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2010, 02:34:31 AM »

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Stuck in the ground is a makeshift sign written in a strange language. It reads “Humrar lun thi forshur varthi orr thi Nuh Humeth/Barorrthikar cuforcu: Varar thi Varcuorrshur hummunethfor.”

Solemn 'shur gerzith puthkar uh ar hum shurthi thi cunuhar, gerwuhing wuhlun hum munrarhumshur orreth ar puthdu thi forshur-etheth ing thi cushur. "Yun thirar!" (2010-06-24 16:37)
Solemn thimun hum forger hummun ar for munrar thieth ardu ar shurrar. "Wuhar rarhum du YUN humvar thi cumun orreth humrar ar thi ar putheth uhorr orr ingshurorr ingthithieth?!" (2010-06-24 16:37)
Solemn lunkar thi Nuhar, nuhduingger wuhlun hum gerthieth wuhthi hum arcueththi shurrar. "Thi armun! Nuh Humeth! Orr Humeth! AR Humeth for ar!" (2010-06-24 16:38)
Solemn says “Nuh lun'shur wuhuh shurmun ar!” with a slight accent. (2010-06-24 16:38)
Solemn shurputh Nuhar baring arorr thi barcu, bararingger wuhdu. "Fornuh wuhrar, mun'foreth." (2010-06-24 16:39)
Solemn shurputh ar barthi orr fornuh thithi barrar wuhnuh ingthi thi forlun'shur shurthihumlun ing thinuh. (2010-06-24 16:39)
Solemn shurkar hum humar ar hum etheth thi cuputh, shurgeringger ar shurluning hum wuhputh. "Humeth thiing lunshur: Wuh ar ar barcu orr humputh. Nuh ar Varuh Munar Munnuh. Nuh Humeth shurlun shurraringeth thiing." (2010-06-24 16:43)
Solemn scratches something onto a crudely made sign. (2010-06-24 16:43)
Solemn wuhnuhethshur barcu orr thi hum puthnuhnuh. "Humvar ar nuhcu wuhlun barcu, cunuhar. Wuh'lun humvar thi shurvarwuheth shur orr for yun." Hum shurcu thi bardu orr hum shurrar. "Orr wuhlun wuh etheth!" (2010-06-24 16:45)
Someone care to translate? Vicious doesn't speak heathen. Tongue

EDIT: Good show Noah! You put me a day away :| So that means I get to you saturday night again. Balls.
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2010, 03:06:51 AM »

Someone care to translate? Vicious doesn't speak heathen. Tongue

EDIT: Good show Noah! You put me a day away :| So that means I get to you saturday night again. Balls.

See:  http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,2892.msg82703.html#new
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Solemn says: "New Haven..."

The mood.
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The flavor.

"Yeah, it's a little like that."
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2010, 02:47:47 PM »

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Vetari the Vicious creeps up on Dove from the water.

Vetari the Vicious leaps on her and grabs her head with his bare hands and flails here about while roaring viciously.

You attack Dove with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
Finally. A kill to unofficially say I've arrived.
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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2010, 02:51:46 PM »

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Vetari the Vicious creeps up on Dove from the water.

Vetari the Vicious leaps on her and grabs her head with his bare hands and flails here about while roaring viciously.

You attack Dove with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
Finally. A kill to unofficially say I've arrived.

Thank God, I thought we'd never win.
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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2010, 06:26:55 PM »

You forgot to tip for the meal you rube!

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Lass Arrvelyn kneels down to the native, lifting his head up with his hair. "You dare to come on our land to ravage us? Ha! We will continue to thwart your every effort."
Lass Arrvelyn grins, unsheathing a knife from her boot, holding it to the man's throat. "Enjoy the afterlife. If we find you here again, you'll be food for us for a change."
Lass Arrvelyn kills Vetari the Vicious with a knife.
Solemn nods to Arrrvelyn. "Good work, Lass. I think Dove will be pleased to hear this..."
Lass Arrvelyn slices his throat in a quick, fluid motion, watching the blood pour from his veins. She stands, wiping the blade off on her skirt. "Even healers have right to revenge. This kill was worth it."
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"Yeah, it's a little like that."
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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2010, 10:29:13 AM »

Heh. Tree-huggers are unable to do things alone. I'm all for a group effort but please if you start it, finish it  Wink

OOC: Thanks for posting what you said here Tongue I always do wonder what everyone is trying to say.

EDIT: Where in blazes are you guys? We're supposed to be helping fertilize the ground with tree-hugger blood, not the other way around!
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2010, 05:02:49 AM »

Poncho just made it and managed to get a pirate before getting rifled to death.
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2010, 03:12:39 PM »

Well now, I got myself a Dennis Arnold. Dunno if he was busy planting trees, but he was a pretty wet, juicy meat.

EDIT: I got some pirate named Blaktoof, not too far away from the lake. Probably enjoying the fruits of your labour! Hehehe. Get it?
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2010, 10:58:12 AM »

You know, the defenders are not fighting back! I wonder what could be going on.

Anyway. Ronny Mangoseed led a pretty tasty existence. His meat tasted very much like mangoes.
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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2010, 01:22:34 PM »


Anyway. Ronny Mangoseed led a pretty tasty existence. His meat tasted very much like mangoes.

That's what she said.
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