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Author Topic: These Owls Are In A Bucket  (Read 1198 times)
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« on: June 21, 2010, 01:45:46 AM »



This is a bucket full of owls.
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2010, 01:46:55 AM »

This is off-topic, but these owls are hugging a stuffed animal owl.



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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2010, 03:02:02 AM »

Which one of the owls is stuffed? They all look so real.
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2010, 04:34:05 AM »

God, you guys have the attention span of a bucket full of owls. If owls in a bucket can't keep you on topic what can?

In any case, I was bucket shopping this evening and I found this lovely bucket with owls on it:



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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2010, 05:25:13 AM »

THESE OWLS ARE NOT ON THE BUCKET THEY ARE ***IN*** THE BUCKET THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT OWLS ***IN**** BUCKETS

The stuffed owl is the one in the middle.
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2010, 09:52:00 AM »

i would put forth that several of the owls printed upon the aforementioned bucket were, in fact, printed upon it's inner surface, and therefor can be said to reside within said bucket.


regardless, allow me to present a second bucket of owls
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2010, 11:43:44 AM »

Isn't it cruel to keep owls in buckets?
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2010, 12:11:32 PM »

I have concerns that a few of you may develop pervasive owl habits.

Clearly you need the Stone Owl's strength to guide you.
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2010, 02:03:24 PM »

The existence of owls in buckets amaze me. You have permission to continue this discussion that pertains to owls and their relation with buckets.
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2010, 02:53:09 PM »

Isn't it cruel to keep owls in buckets?

Not at all. If you love something, you must keep it in a bucket. It is why the stuffed animal owl looks so sad, she knows that her offspring will be leaving the nest and moving out into the world, no doubt living in a bucket for the rest of their lives. To poor mother stuffed animal owl, I offer these words of encouragement: The nest is not half empty, the bucket is half full.
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2010, 03:58:21 PM »

You all break my heart. I am not posting here any more.
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2010, 08:20:48 PM »

I could only find owl, singular, in a bucket. Can I still play?

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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2010, 09:03:17 PM »

That is a fat owl. It is so fat it may weigh as much as two owls. Or perhaps another, smaller owl is hiding in the large bucket, protected by the prodigious girth of the visible owl. There are so many questions. That bucket contains a fat owl in addition to Schrodinger's Owl.

Ahnoam, I am sorry that owls in buckets distress you. But know this; owls in buckets care not for our human distress. Owls will continue to exist in buckets regardless of our personal likes and dislikes. Our preference for owls free of buckets or constrained to buckets is irrelevant to the owls in buckets; they are (in spite of us or not). We must all be conscious of this reality. It is not a thing that can be denied, like Santa Claus or a healthy Twinkie. We are not children. We are adults. As such, we must accept that owls are in buckets. These owls are in buckets. This is true.


This is a bucket full of owl byproducts.




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Please respond in the form of owl-based images, preferably with some sort of bucket accessory.

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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2010, 02:19:35 AM »

Owl Bidet?

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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2010, 02:54:18 AM »

This is by far the most comical thread I've seen on this forum!!!  Grin

......and for the life of me I cannot, for whatever reason, get my owl picture to show  Angry
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