Daily Acts of Supervillainy

[Neil Tathers]

My Daily Act of Supervillainy today was peeing in my own pool.

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[CyAdora]

OMG, there is -p- in pool.

[AlexanderRM]

How about we not join forces? Instead, we leave each other alone until they infringe on our claimed territories.

Crud. Uh... I'll claim North America (including Iceland), I guess, before anyone else snaps that up. Mua ha ha ha ha!


Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. We don't need to join forces, just not fights and subdivide the world, therefore forcing the heroes to combat us on multiple fronts.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Scott: Why don't you just shoot them now? I mean, I'll go get a gun, we'll shoot them together. It'll be fun. Bang. Dead. Done.
Dr. Evil: One more peep out of you and you are grounded Mister and I am not joking.

List your death traps here.

"I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."

[Vetari]

List your death traps here.

Being a tropical island lair, I decided to try something that would not require me to waste good money on smuggling in poisonous snakes from South America. I took local poisonous snakes and had my henchmen dig a trench twelve feet deep, ten feet across and goes around the jungle-side of the compound (the other side faces a sheer drop, so that's pretty safe).
Now, the snakes have adapted quite well to the trench and tend to eat any living creature that falls inside it, hopefully including superheroes.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Poisonous snakes are good, but I personally would have filled it with two-headed mutant poisonous snakes.

My death trap, into which I have at gunpoint herded some random female British spy with fake eyelashes, and wearing tight leather and large hoop earrings, involves a large steel box enclosing polar bears whom I have trained in La Savate (French street kickboxing) and armed with tommy guns. Of course, I did not need to check that the steel box is bulletproof and that the bullets will not either richochet and kill the bears, or open the steel box like a tin of catfood allowing the spy to escape.

[oldmeatwadjm]

How about we not join forces? Instead, we leave each other alone until they infringe on our claimed territories.

Crud. Uh... I'll claim North America (including Iceland), I guess, before anyone else snaps that up. Mua ha ha ha ha!


Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. We don't need to join forces, just not fights and subdivide the world, therefore forcing the heroes to combat us on multiple fronts.

Sorry, but you can't claim all of north america, because, for one my evil base is sitting off the coast of Florida, and I have a henchmen recruitment station in New Jersey(kind of need this for henchmen replacement).  I'm not interested in world domination, I just want to destroy somethings and/or states.

[Swarm]

How does a supervillain get many henchmen?  They always seem to have an unlimited supply of weapons and people to use the weapons.