Random Kills

[Bobby the Hatchet]

Thought I had you, but ended up tracking down some other poor sap instead.

[Neil Tathers]

Noah-San got me

I would like to state I had first attack Lass something or other, but I respected her peaceful intentions.

[Bobby the Hatchet]

That tender heart is going to be the death of you, Grunk. I'm gonna use Kril'Mangar's skull as an ashtray.

- The Prisoner

[Neil Tathers]

Grunk: Feel free young one.  I'll enjoy using it to bash in your skull.

I could have ravaged the island, but it was aalso full of peaceful ones, and there are no fun to fight with.

[Bobby the Hatchet]

There we are. I've single-handedly liberated Wicksick Island.

Note: Father Jack has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
You attack Father Jack with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 30 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You are already at full health.
You carve pieces off Father Jack and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Father Jack and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Father Jack and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You collect the head of Father Jack and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
Bobby the Hatchet smiles. "Still haven't jumped? Here, let me give you a boost."
Bobby the Hatchet grabs up your mangled corpse in one hand and flings you through the gap, laughing wildly as you bounce off of the rocks below. "And into the sea did Father Jack fall!"

[The Cookie Crusher]

Note: Ethir Wraithwain has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
You attack Ethir Wraithwain with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
Underworld log successful.
You attack i eat strawberries with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 33 XP.
Underworld log successful.

Thank you my werewolf friend, your help has been invaluable. May you rest in peace.
Didn't feast because I wasn't hungry, I'm just a murderer.

[Neil Tathers]

Totally worth it.

You attack Johnny Hobo with a machete for 3 damage. They drop to 62 HP.
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You attack Johnny Hobo with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You say “Shouldn't play in fire, it's a bad thing.”
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You carve pieces off Johnny Hobo and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel very invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You carve pieces off Johnny Hobo and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You carve pieces off Johnny Hobo and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You use a healing herb and feel better.

One AP cycle, machete, and a wildfire.

Take that you heavy sword mongrels.

[Johnny Hobo]

How'd I taste?

[Dani]

Since your last move:
Adolf Schwarznigger says “Adolf the Ancient is back, let everyone know.” (2011-06-10 15:20)
Adolf Schwarznigger kills Graagh with a heavy sword. (2011-06-10 15:20)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-06-10 15:20)
Adolf Schwarznigger kills qattiel ikunu l-ikel with a heavy sword. (2011-06-10 15:22)
Adolf Schwarznigger says “Requiescat in pace, new guy.” (2011-06-10 15:23)
Adolf Schwarznigger kills Graagh with a heavy sword. (2011-06-10 15:25)
Adolf Schwarznigger says “Lesson of the day: you can't mess with Adolf the Ancient. Attacking me if futile.” (2011-06-10 15:26)
Adolf Schwarznigger kills Little Bunny Foo Foo with a heavy sword. (2011-06-10 15:26)
Pawakan starts acting very strangely. (2011-06-10 15:27)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You attack Adolf Schwarznigger and miss. (2011-06-10 15:27)
Adolf Schwarznigger says “I may or may not be back. I don't know. This game is boring since you guys are so easy to kill.” (2011-06-10 15:28)
Adolf Schwarznigger scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2011-06-10 15:28)
Adolf Schwarznigger carves something onto the wall. (2011-06-10 15:28)
Little Bunny Foo Foo says “Who hear remembers what happened to Raktam when they tried to run that Shargletopia thing?” (2011-06-10 16:13)
Little Bunny Foo Foo says “What if I suggested we try on of those things on an outsider town. Could be fun. Also maybe a few of those shargles will become ferocious and I can finally get this damn quest off my .” (2011-06-10 16:14)
Little Bunny Foo Foo says “Anyway, I might travel to Raktam and try to learn more about collecting and caring for Shargle eggs so I can manage to bring them where I need them. Probably York.” (2011-06-10 16:25)
Little Bunny Foo Foo expression tales a dark turn, "They've insulted me for the last time..." (2011-06-10 16:25)

[Killian]

What did he write on the wall?

Also: YES! He might be an apparent racist, but that guy right there is one of Shartak's most interesting members.

[Dani]

something about how Ancient Adolf pwned the dog-crap out of Dalpok.

[Milkchew]

Haha, this guys was a nutjob, excellent hes back, all we need now is Jesus, Starvin Marvin, Rob Zombie and Britany Spears (Shes in the Derby swamp) and we are set.