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« Reply #120 on: June 16, 2010, 12:24:06 AM » |
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Yes! Look at mine!
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Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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iwashere
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« Reply #121 on: June 16, 2010, 02:02:40 AM » |
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What I, SofaKing, have learned from this encounter with Sympathetic Phil's mercenary crew is that they have, above all else, a powerful and unyielding obsession with men's testicles.
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Bobby the Hatchet
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« Reply #122 on: June 16, 2010, 02:22:35 AM » |
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It's them weak and yielding obsessions you've gotta worry about...
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« Reply #123 on: June 16, 2010, 08:13:42 PM » |
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All right everybody, I think we're all wrapped up here. And, I like to think everyone enjoyed themselves - I know I did. The turn-out on the Mercenaries side was encouraging, and both sides played a good game. Considering the Raktami's were outnumbered, with only a few dedicated defenders, they put up a good fight, and proabably would have come out evens without the Mercenaries' benefit of surprise. From the Mercenaries Guild side, the statistics are as follows:
TOTAL PARTICIPANTS: 9
TOTAL KILLS: 34 (inc. 2 Najdam kills)
TOTAL DEATHS: 15
AVERAGE KILLS PER DEATH: 2.26
TOTAL BOUNTIES: 860GC
MOST KILLS: 8 (Sympathetic Phil)
MOST DEATHS: 3 (Iwashere and The Prisoner)
MOST KILLS PER DEATH: 5 (Endzone)
MOST BOUNTIES: 150GC (Iwashere)
Note that this doesn't include FirstAmongstDaves or Poisonous Soldier's kills or deaths, since, like Anthor, they turned up uninvited and without official sanction. They certainly aren't being paid anything. Still, misplaced as it was, we appreciate their enthusiasm.
It's also the first time I've posted entirely in-character in a thread, although I appreciate that the distinction may be a little blurred, since Phil is also a loud-mouthed ignoramus with little patience for idiots.
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Twist - boner-inducingly handsome | ClickClick - guardian of the Dalpoki | Sympathetic Phil - hard-bitten mercenary and surly drunkard | Tkltchk - hungry, want eat | Fist McRhinopuncher - fairly self-explanatory "Iceman?" How  is that? | Suggestions
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« Reply #124 on: June 16, 2010, 08:39:49 PM » |
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Yes, Phil, that was *coughs* something. As for my own personal stats... I killed 8 evil-doers and was killed 4 times in the same period. My views on the past week.  |
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« Reply #125 on: June 16, 2010, 08:44:33 PM » |
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I didn't do very good...only 2 kills and 1 death. Hey Mona, 1 thing i would like to know is, did you and Ahnaom tag team me? or did he just weaken me then you came along and killed me?
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Falling Sand - Necromancer - Native Shaman
Seeking out lichdom
Poisonous Soldier-Ambassador of wiksik-Native Warrior
Fighting the wiksik war
Merchant Yoda- Trader - Native villager
Rallying in Raktam with friends.
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« Reply #126 on: June 16, 2010, 08:55:18 PM » |
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At the time, Ahnaom was APchallenged and I was juiced up and ready to ride. Moral of the story: IRC BABY! It is where all the cool kids are |
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« Reply #127 on: June 16, 2010, 08:56:51 PM » |
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At the time, Ahnaom was APchallenged and I was juiced up and ready to ride.
Thanks for the speedy answer  Moral of the story: IRC BABY! It is where all the cool kids are Hurray for IRC! |
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Falling Sand - Necromancer - Native Shaman
Seeking out lichdom
Poisonous Soldier-Ambassador of wiksik-Native Warrior
Fighting the wiksik war
Merchant Yoda- Trader - Native villager
Rallying in Raktam with friends.
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« Reply #128 on: June 17, 2010, 01:15:07 AM » |
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Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do...
Good fightin' y'all. Not bad for a bunch of skinny little girls, and your queen's alright too.
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Ahnaom
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« Reply #129 on: June 17, 2010, 01:38:50 AM » |
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You still have some delusions your arses were not kicked...  Should you come back with more peaceful intentions, you might experience our hospitality as well, not just martial skills. Yodas, it was a coordinated kill. Although I did not know who would come to finish you at first. In any case, not very wise to take a nap on the stairs of the Court. |
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yodas minion
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« Reply #130 on: June 17, 2010, 01:48:26 AM » |
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Yodas, it was a coordinated kill. Although I did not know who would come to finish you at first. In any case, not very wise to take a nap on the stairs of the Court.
I had 0 ap left. And yes, good battle everyone. |
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Falling Sand - Necromancer - Native Shaman
Seeking out lichdom
Poisonous Soldier-Ambassador of wiksik-Native Warrior
Fighting the wiksik war
Merchant Yoda- Trader - Native villager
Rallying in Raktam with friends.
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« Reply #131 on: June 17, 2010, 02:00:01 AM » |
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You still have some delusions your arses were not kicked... Should you come back with more peaceful intentions, you might experience our hospitality as well, not just martial skills. 34 kills to 15 deaths, mate. That's a | 2.27/1 | K/D ratio. (Calculators FTW) I don't know about you guys, but that's considered pretty good where I come from. In all seriousness, it was a good one. I might take you up on the offer to come back, were it not for the fact that your king has declared a personal vendetta against me for (allegedly) offing Najdam on the last day. |
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« Reply #132 on: June 17, 2010, 02:12:45 AM » |
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Monaliza kicked your  . Baraka is about even between kills and deaths. If you count in all the civilians, then might be but keep in mind that most of them weren't interested in fighting back. You left without a single coin from Raktam. That is a victory for me. |
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« Reply #134 on: June 17, 2010, 06:27:55 AM » |
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Note that this doesn't include FirstAmongstDaves or Poisonous Soldier's kills or deaths, since, like Anthor, they turned up uninvited and without official sanction. They certainly aren't being paid anything.
...what? Still, misplaced as it was, we appreciate their enthusiasm.
I subjectively think the Royal Court did a good job of defence. I was 2:2 k/d, nailed by both SofaKing and monaliza. Admittedly though they repeatedly didn't check the NE sector out of town - which is where most attackers hide, and instead concentrated on the huts (which is where I got killed both times) where its easier to track. |
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Dramatis personae:
Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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