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« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2010, 08:40:26 PM »

Daves is an international freelance assassin, working for various intelligence agencies such as MI6, the CIA, and Mossad. You may have seen his handiwork on CNN or the evening news.

Just don't ask him whether he ever visited Dallas in 1963.
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“I’m an Indian tonight, baby,” he announced. “C’mon, let’s let ’em have it.” Then he dumped a pickle jar of change on the floor, told her to get a machete, and went out to the garage.
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« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2010, 02:52:47 AM »

He tried to kill me in Boston when he stopped by.

But my pecs made him cry, and he stopped.
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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2010, 03:20:47 AM »

So you guys are all from the States?
 

Nope, I'm from Western Australia.

Most folks here I think are from the UK.

So what's the ratio of UK to US citizens?  Tongue
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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2010, 03:39:58 AM »

Ages ago there was a poll asking where people come from. I think there were a lot more Brits than Americans. I'll set up a new poll, as I'm curious to see if that's changed.

Daves is an international freelance assassin, working for various intelligence agencies such as MI6, the CIA, and Mossad. You may have seen his handiwork on CNN or the evening news.

Just don't ask him whether he ever visited Dallas in 1963.

I work for Universal Exports, Mr Blomfeld.

(Actually, I run an intellectual property law firm, and most of our clients are overseas. I don't travel as much as I should because I have kids, and I prefer to spend time with them.)
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« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2010, 03:50:24 AM »

I bet that Dave has the tastiest of Aussie accents!!!!!!!

Toss a steak on the barbie for me, bloke.

He's not from the back blocks either.

 

Isn't it a shrimp (which we call "prawns")?

My accent has smoothed out as a consequence of living overseas and teaching while overseas, although my girlfriend picks on me when I pronounce "brilliant" as "briyyant". I was listening to myself speak (which I used to do when I was a teacher in Japan) when I was in Boston and I sound vaguely English, but not really.
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« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2010, 05:05:02 AM »

My my Dave, you appear to be losing the Aussie in you. AUSSIE EMERGENCY!!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2010, 04:19:30 AM »

Daves was gone?
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« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2010, 01:03:41 PM »

Daves was gone?

You were dead?
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« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2010, 07:36:11 PM »

ZING OF THE DAY!
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« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2010, 07:43:51 PM »

ZING OF THE DAY!

I second that.
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« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2010, 08:28:18 PM »

Euphenics was dead? Since when?
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« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2010, 08:36:47 PM »

Euphenics was dead? Since when?

May 18, 2009

http://forum.shartak.com/index.php/topic,2246.0.html
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« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2010, 02:31:30 AM »


Oh, nicely played.
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