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Neil Tathers
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« on: May 17, 2010, 11:28:06 PM »

Well, it's that time again, for the Cannibals to descend upon Derby and eat them.

Might as well get things started.

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Erik Norden has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
You attack Erik Norden with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 43 XP.

Now, let's get killing.
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2010, 09:34:16 AM »

I don't think Erik appreciated that. Khali is continuing the path of darkness.
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2010, 06:22:06 PM »

Politics can wait, ERADICATE!!

On my way.
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2010, 07:34:37 PM »

Mais oui! I have the hide of Grunk the Pale in my Chateau! It hangs next to the tri-color. Viva La France!

http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=7282
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2010, 09:03:04 PM »

Mais oui! I have the hide of Grunk the Pale in my Chateau! It hangs next to the tri-color. Viva La France!

http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=7282

Excellent, you can wave it as a white flag when you surrender!
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2010, 01:22:43 AM »

Ha, by t'at statement you show your newbyness to the Shartaks! All know that the Baron Surcouf may do and say many things. Will the Baron Surcouf make unwarranted and inappropriate comments about people's mothers? Most certainly. Will the Baron Surcouf make irresponsible and unnecessary comments about people's fathers video taping the event? Most emphatically! But the Baron Robert Surcouf will never gives up, will never surrenders. As another great French man once said: "My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.” I stand by my friends, my Gods and the Virgin Mary. Mon Dieu.
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2010, 01:45:42 AM »

Ha, by t'at statement you show your newbyness to the Shartaks! All know that the Baron Surcouf may do and say many things. Will the Baron Surcouf make unwarranted and inappropriate comments about people's mothers? Most certainly. Will the Baron Surcouf make irresponsible and unnecessary comments about people's fathers video taping the event? Most emphatically! But the Baron Robert Surcouf will never gives up, will never surrenders. As another great French man once said: "My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.” I stand by my friends, my Gods and the Virgin Mary. Mon Dieu.

And this is why Neil Tathers loves the Baron.

Grunk loves him as well, cause he tastes like veal!
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2010, 01:57:24 AM »

Also, his strict diet of wine and baguettes will make for a nice stuffing!
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2010, 02:31:09 AM »

I have been told by those who have eaten me that I do stuff well and that I am full of it!

When I lived in Paris all of the prostitutes would say to me "oh, mais oui, ooh la la, Monsieur Baron you are so fast and you taste like veal!" And I would retort to them "oh minou, give me more wine and my finish will be faster and vealier! Some would even say non-existent and like the unborn cow! Zut alors!"
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« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2010, 02:32:04 AM »

My involvement started earlier than expected.  Found in the tunnels after I was beaten down overnight by rats:

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(2010-05-19 01:23) You attack Tripleday with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
(2010-05-19 01:23) Underworld log successful .

(2010-05-19 01:24) You say “Sorry man, it's these rats, they keep trying to gnaw on me!”

(2010-05-19 01:24) You say “Plus, I'm feeling like Derbyman right now... You know how it is!”

(2010-05-19 01:24) You carve pieces off Tripleday and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-05-19 01:24) You feel very invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

(2010-05-19 01:25) snico pushes the body around in the water before taking another bite.
(2010-05-19 01:25) You carve pieces off Tripleday and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-05-19 01:25) You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

(2010-05-19 01:25) snico smiles. "Yum, good marinade."
(2010-05-19 01:25) You carve pieces off Tripleday and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2010-05-19 01:25) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

(2010-05-19 01:26) snico notices the bite marks from the rats are gone, and she feels strong enough to continue on to Derby. She looks back at the ravaged body. "Were you far from home?"
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« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2010, 12:28:44 PM »

I will assist you in destroying Derby. If you cannibals get hungry, you can always eat the kills I leave behind.
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2010, 01:41:20 PM »

You are most welcome brother! If you seek revenge on me in passing, that is acceptable, but I have no further quarrel with you. You are a true native warrior.
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« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2010, 07:53:23 PM »

I'm back up baby!

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You attack Morrigan Alexandros with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 40 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You carve pieces off Morrigan Alexandros and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Morrigan Alexandros and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

Quite literally, back up.  The guy was just standing there.  He may be Dalpokian, but hey, I'm not picky about who I kill in the area.
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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2010, 05:58:36 AM »

The Baron strikes again!

http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=7282

I am, as you say in English, a one man pair of wrecking shoes!
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2010, 11:28:10 AM »

Sacrebleu! I did not know the French could swim! You must have gotten good practice when Germany invaded...
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