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Author Topic: Vercingetorix, Lord of Dalpok!  (Read 4960 times)
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« Reply #90 on: September 24, 2010, 03:45:51 AM »

See, just a job... a lonely, loveless job.

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« Reply #91 on: September 24, 2010, 09:11:17 AM »

There's a ballad in there somewhere.
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Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
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« Reply #92 on: October 18, 2010, 02:37:23 PM »

Alexis Windseeker stands above the bloody body of a pirate wench, and proudly stakes a sign on the rock formerly known as Unity Island.

"From henceforth I declare this rock to be part of the Dalpoki Crownlands and to be known as the Crest of the Dalpoki Crownlands!"
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« Reply #93 on: October 18, 2010, 06:04:17 PM »

I'm sorry I didn't stay for that whole battle of unity island. I was considering going there and bringing up my pirate kills while helping with the war, but when I got there, seemed like there wasn't to fight against.
I've decided just to return to hunting the pirates between the shipwreck and Dalpok.
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« Reply #94 on: October 18, 2010, 06:18:53 PM »

I'm sorry I didn't stay for that whole battle of unity island. I was considering going there and bringing up my pirate kills while helping with the war, but when I got there, seemed like there wasn't to fight against.
I've decided just to return to hunting the pirates between the shipwreck and Dalpok.


It's quite alright Bunny, the pirates weren't that tough.
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« Reply #95 on: October 18, 2010, 06:37:08 PM »

BTW, that pirate wench as just asking for a healing herb.  She was going to pay for it too.

Also, as far as I could see, there wasn't anyone else on the island to kill... so... good job?
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« Reply #96 on: October 18, 2010, 06:57:16 PM »

I had gone to the island, but Edward Theodore Gein killed me before I could rest.  I'm am coming!
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« Reply #97 on: October 18, 2010, 07:54:14 PM »

BTW, that pirate wench as just asking for a healing herb.  She was going to pay for it too.

Also, as far as I could see, there wasn't anyone else on the island to kill... so... good job?

Alexis: What use would I have for gold?  It's a shiny thing no doubt, but I don't require it.

And there's been a couple fights.  So thank you.
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« Reply #98 on: October 18, 2010, 10:24:14 PM »

I am at The Citadel, trying to reason with a very stubborn Aintgottimetobleed . I speak the words of our Most Honored Lord, and he simply kills me. I have even left for days to seek a reprieve from daily shaman visits. What is it that makes a hometown pker? Why does their life have to include ours? How do I live without lowering my standards to his physical aggressions?

I am in the dentured service to The Dalpok Crownlands. I help, heal and provide company. I have tried to kill, I have tried to use my words and knowledge... but to no avail. How can one man be so rude as to ruin the very one thing that I seek in this lifetime?

Our Kingdom is growing. Can the man with the abundant issues please take a minute to offer a verbal solution or a truce? 
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« Reply #99 on: October 19, 2010, 04:00:41 AM »

I am at The Citadel, trying to reason with a very stubborn Aintgottimetobleed . I speak the words of our Most Honored Lord, and he simply kills me. I have even left for days to seek a reprieve from daily shaman visits. What is it that makes a hometown pker? Why does their life have to include ours? How do I live without lowering my standards to his physical aggressions?

I am in the dentured service to The Dalpok Crownlands. I help, heal and provide company. I have tried to kill, I have tried to use my words and knowledge... but to no avail. How can one man be so rude as to ruin the very one thing that I seek in this lifetime?

Our Kingdom is growing. Can the man with the abundant issues please take a minute to offer a verbal solution or a truce? 


Uther: You could always try the same approach that Katie did with Bill. I found it funny, maybe even creepy, not logical at all, but quite effective.
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« Reply #100 on: October 19, 2010, 04:46:52 AM »

Shush now
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« Reply #101 on: October 19, 2010, 09:15:17 PM »

Shush now

Oh? Guess it'll have to stay a secret then. Back to square one for you then. Grin Undecided
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« Reply #102 on: November 11, 2010, 06:29:36 AM »

Vercingetorix travels to the Crest of the Crownlands, and from there to destroy this new pirate vessel lurking in Crownlands waters.
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Dramatis personae:

Justice Hart of York - leader of the Order of Patriots
FirstAmongstDaves - pirate and class act
Blue Hummingbird - Queen of the Dalpoki
Ibn al Xuffasch - Arab astrologer and hunter
Vercingetorix - roaming assassin
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