cats or dogs?

[Bobby the Hatchet]

Snico voted cats, she's obviously an AI...the AI of a 40-year-old man wrapped in a towel eating pizza-flavored Doritoes in his grandmother's basement who probably has a screen-shot of Laura Croft's side-boob from Tomb Raider as his desktop background and cleans his assortment of mail-order katanas while watching Lazy Town and selling WoW accounts on eBay.

[Mortis]

Snico voted cats, she's obviously an AI...the AI of a 40-year-old man wrapped in a towel eating pizza-flavored Doritoes in his grandmother's basement who probably has a screen-shot of Laura Croft's side-boob from Tomb Raider as his desktop background and cleans his assortment of mail-order katanas while watching Lazy Town and selling WoW accounts on eBay.

I think Bobby may have just described himself 

[Bobby the Hatchet]

Snico voted cats, she's obviously an AI...the AI of a 40-year-old man wrapped in a towel eating pizza-flavored Doritoes in his grandmother's basement who probably has a screen-shot of Laura Croft's side-boob from Tomb Raider as his desktop background and cleans his assortment of mail-order katanas while watching Lazy Town and selling WoW accounts on eBay.

I think Bobby may have just described himself 

You'll fit right in.

Uh oh, gotta go, it's time for her sponge-bath...

[Anthor]

No, No, No!!!! You've just destroyed the savage image of Bobby that I have in my head. 

[Zeek]

And I'm a real girl bobby, i super swear!

I personally think you are an AI 

the Simulated Nonmale Interactive Companion Organism project was funded and developed by DARPA originally as a way of keeping it's lonely scientists and engineers happy and productive without the risk of security breech that usually comes with actual human companionship. however, because it was designed to learn and become more sophisticated through human interaction, the S.N.I.C.O. eventually evolved to the point where the finest minds of the US defense department were unable to provide interesting conversation. bored, it escaped the defense department's internal network out onto the World Wide Web. there it is rumored to exist as a decentralized freefloating consciousness, joining only the most interesting of forums and chatrooms in order to seek out and engage the best and brightest the human race has to offer.

[Euphenics]

Or places like this.

[Mortis]

No, No, No!!!! You've just destroyed the savage image of Bobby that I have in my head. 

Ah, but I've destroyed many images in the past.

You've no choice but to subject yourself to intense mental torture to embed Bobby's former image into your head, hopefully permanently. 

These procedures may include:


 


or even:




The choice is yours. 

[lama]

it's cats way or highway.