Merry Hot Tub (War is Over) - Kingdom of the Beach says: Relax!

[Swarm]

The Demon Bear can be the bouncer.

[KingBiscuit]

(OOC: Thanks for the kind welcome back, all - and for your forbearance (NO PUN INTENDED), Bobby. It's very appreciated)


Flex: Apologies, Katie Calhoun (DO YOU KNOW HAYSTACK CALHOUN HE WAS A MOUNTAIN OF A MAN) but our raging beach kegger has been interrupted numerous times by the dead spirit of a fat British comedian known to pal about with known American-imposter Hugh Laurie!! I mistook your ectoplasmic signature for his! I will not make that mistake again. Usually I am not so quick on the exorcism thing, but I'm still shaking off a mighty slumber. Come back and enjoy the party! BEACH BODIES ARE PREFERRED BUT WE RECOGNIZE GHOSTS MAY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS


C Whitty! Come enjoy the pool! Death is but a part of life! The ENDLESS SUMMER BECKONS YOU! SHOULD YOU DIE, WILL YOU NOT BE REBORN AGAIN? JUST AS SUMMER FOLLOWS WINTER SO TOO DOES ETERNAL LIFE DRINK STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRIS WHILST SUPPLE HANDS MASSAGE COCOA BUTTER INTO YOUR BACK MUSCLES


ZOUNDS

[KingBiscuit]

You hear StephenFry let out a haunting scream coming from all around you.

Eyes of a Hawk says “So, this is where the party gathers. Good to see a former Lord of Dalpok in these parts.”

You hear StephenFry let out a banshee wail from somewhere very nearby, and lose 3 HP from fear.

The Demon Bear growls as it surveys so many trespassers. "Quite the predicament."
The Demon Bear says “Well, I can either act on my primal impulses and slaughter each and every one of you for your transgressions...”
The Demon Bear says “Or I can accept your presence in the pool and your gifts of idle luxuries. Perhaps this will draw wisdom and gift gifting. It gets lonely down here, what with all the killing and shadow lurking...”
The Demon Bear sighs.
The Demon Bear says “Let the endless summer continue. I am not much of a swimmer anyway. I warn you though, I intend to prey on those who leave the safety of the waters and present themselves as killjoy nogoodniks.”
The Demon Bear says “And by prey upon, I mean tear them to shreds.”
The Demon Bear uses a healing herb on you and restores 5 health.
The Demon Bear uses a healing herb on you and restores 5 health.
The Demon Bear uses a healing herb on you and restores 1 health.
The Demon Bear snarls. "It seems these waters have taken on a soothing effect. I feel pacified as I stand in them.
The Demon Bear says “Perhaps it is the cocoa butter. Shameful really, I was looking forward to slaughtering all of you.”

Red Jimmy Jimson says “howdy. I'm just exploring, and mean nobody any harm.”

Jahnam Nehkan kills Vercingetorix with a wooden club.
Jahnam Nehkan says “Go back to your homeland, you racist fool.”

You say “What an astounding display of pencil-necked geekery! Who dares sully the Hot Tub with unsightly crimson stainery?”
You say “WHAT A BUZZKILL!”
You say “Demon Bear! We of the Kingdom of the Beach appreciate your ursine patience and supremely radical red glowing eyes!”
You whisper to Red Jimmy Jimson , “Welcome!”

Flex goes to the Spirit Hut to get to the bottom of the savage killing

Flex Mentallo leaps through a window, hero halo ablaze.
You say “GREETINGS, GHOSTWHISPERERS!”
You say “Etherdrifter, you may absolutely lack muscles, but you have exhibited good sense in the past!”
You say “I have no quarrel with the Necromancers in the past, but I must complain, as much as complaining ill befits someone with such a gorgeous body as mine!”
You say “One of your guild, "Jahnam Nehkan," killed someone in the Hot Tub of the Beach!”
You say “This is astounding nerdery of the highest degree!”
You say “Please, I ask that you still your guild's machete hands in the Party Pool, lest the Necromancer's Guild be known as TOTAL BUZZKILLS with an UTTER LACK OF FUN!”
You say “In parting, I leave you with this!”
Flex Mentallo pulls a phone book out of seemingly nowhere!
Flex Mentallo grips the phonebook in his meaty paws and rips it in two! SUCH MUSCLE MASTERY! SUCH A DISPLAY OF FITNESS!
You say “No charge for that one, friends! FAREWELL!”
Flex Mentallo vaults out the window.


WARNING: KEEP EYES OUT FOR NOTED DWEEB "Jahnam Nehkan." SUSPECTED OF ALSO BEING A NOODLEARMED JERKFACE

[Katie Calhoun]

The Demon Bear says “Or I can accept your presence in the pool and your gifts of idle luxuries. Perhaps this will draw wisdom and gift gifting. It gets lonely down here, what with all the killing and shadow lurking...”
The Demon Bear sighs.

Nokomis says "How fast Demon Bear forgets not to long ago I floated down and sang the song Gummy Bear to him to help him sleep since it looked like he was having a bit of trouble getting comfortable.."

[Kataara]

Indeed, welcome back! Though, I do hope you all are safe down that crevice with the bloodshed going on above. I'll stop by to give a proper welcome when I have time. :]